Another totally normal day in a totally normal world

This sounds very promising

Anyone remember that show that would come on late sometimes in the 90s with two guys who played bubble hockey against each other and did silly shit?

I mean, a second and a third for... some guy? Seems bad.

Is this bad? Giving away picks seems bad. My kid says it's bad

The NHL is so dumb

How do you get zero penalties out of that madness in front of the net? The less hockey I watch, the more I think it's stupid

What I've learned watching baseball this year is there are a lot of very specific and detailed rules. But they're called and enforced pretty consistently and once they're explained, I get them. The NHL just has randomness half the time.

I have no idea why that goal counted

I literally have no idea what goaltender interference is

The Senators wear black helmets with their white jerseys? I don't like it

Also, if you're a WWE fan who is interested in AEW but doesn't like the over the top violence (which I get), World's End will probably be a good show to check out. It's not filled with hardcore gimmick matches and you'll see great wrestling and some really good stories

I'm probably not watching World's End tonight, but it looks like a great show. I think Mox wins the C2. Okada cheats to beat Takeshita, then Takeshita somehow costs him the final

I didn't realize this, but it's true

Every social media post about Toronto is people complaining about how bad it is (and a bunch of racist comments) and I'm never sure if they're real or part of some campaign to make people angry

Capitalism is doing fucking great

when i say i hate summer people think that means i like winter and i am here to tell you that is most certainly not the case

I "SIX SEVEN"d the kids today and I'm pretty sure now I'm the cool uncle

I've only eaten chocolate for like a day and a half and I'm starting to think that's not healthy

These are by far the worst part of Quality Street

Kid speed ran through opening presents in less than 10 minutes. Merry Christmas

Like it or not, Canada, you have to play this song at Christmas now. This is our new mom

Damn. I almost made it through the season without hearing "Do They Know It's Christmas"

I guess they call it "Quality Street" and not "Quantity Street" but, damn, you barely get anything in the box anymore

I saw a video on "Things you'll only find at a Québécois Christmas party" and one of them was raw veggies and dip and people in the comments agreed. Is raw veggies and dip not a common party thing everywhere?

Breaking: Donald Trump has detained Santa

Merry Christmas Eve! I'm tired.

My kid had a fun hockey scrimmage game today with no goalies. You should have seen how they reacted when the score was 6-7....😆

WWE fans are just cool with Triple H being super cozy with the Trump administration, eh?

American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence

But the loudest businesses will be mad or something....

This year, my dream is to be killed during the Feats of Strength

There's nothing millennials like more than downloading and sharing something we're not supposed to download and share

Trump is going to bomb Canada because Global uploaded the wrong file to their website, isn't he?

It's gone now

So Global TV posted it to their site despite it not airing? It's not on Global's site anymore

Kansas playing in Kansas!? What a world....

I'm at the mall. Kill me.

All politicians and journalists should do the same. Staying on Twitter just gives it "legitimacy" that it doesn't deserve

I'm sure this will be a great show, but I'm so busy and behind on AEW that I won't be watching

This is all very true. Oasis was the highlight of my year. I'm so glad I ended up going.

Trump is going to ensure this guy buys WBD

You've lost your democracy, America. That's not hyperbole. When the government can kill news stories with ease, it's over

Sid repeatly saying sorry like a true Canadian

Everyone be cool and don't ask anyone for anything work related until the new year, okay?

Sidney Crosby rules

If the Leafs ever ceased being garbage, the raccoons would have to pack up and leave. Makes you wonder. Are the raccoons sabotaging the Toronto Maple Leafs?

Honestly, how the fuck is it December 21 already!?

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

Everyone knows that raccoons are the unofficial animal of Toronto, but not many people know why. It's because they love the Toronto Maple Leafs. Because the team is garbage.