6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

the [War-Ravaged] Portland Thorns baby

the Thorns of Portland, Oregon

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

mods are asleep, post bored poutine

incredible how good a young quarterback can suddenly look when his coach isn’t a moron

Caleb Williams looking good today and then he hits the exclamation point

Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"

what’s the opposite of “go woke go broke”

Andy Pages unknowingly fucking up your gambling grift because he's bad at batting is the funniest shit I've ever seen BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING

can’t lie, NFL Redzone is almost unwatchable now. they used to drop you into a game and let you actually watch it for a full play or two or even three, with the announcers and crowd and everything, and now 90% of it is just the studio guy narrating over everything and getting a lot wrong. bad stuff!

As Soon As Possible 😅😅

It is not a coincidence that the average MLB career is ~2.7 years and arbitration starts at 3 years of service time. Don't know of a good way to pull these numbers quickly. But, I'd estimate ~75% of MLB is either pre-arb or arb, and being paid below-market rates for their work at any given time.

Jonathan Taylor has accomplished the absolute impossible: Making a highlight-reel play in Europe

Jonathan Taylor is a cheat code

If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.

if Progressive had any brains they’d be planning a Super Bowl commercial doing exactly this with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard

As much as my pride hates to do this...I don't have $4500 to cough up after paying property taxes this year...most urgently, I need a new furnace this winter. I'll only post this once. gofund.me/0cf8241cb

Now Entering: Carhartt Beanie Weather

it’s a memo, tell them to fuck off

it’s pretty funny that the Falcons are leading a 7-2 team at the half and all of their fans are completely miserable

the Falcons are not a serious operation

Football is an anagram for BLOAT LOF and it's so true

watching the falcons

In my day we only had root beer, and Baja Blast root beer of course. And code red sarsaparilla.

the thing is if Miguel Rojas does anything besides hit a home run - which he hadn’t done against a right-handed pitcher all season - the Dodgers lose. Ohtani gets intentionally walked, and the next two batters after him went strikeout/flyout. any outcome other than ”Miguel Rojas home run.” any!

JASON STATHAM: What you fail to understand is the power of the hammer. BAD GUY: I know what a hammer is for. You use it to hammer. JASON STATHAM: Not when you’re a member of Grey Cloud. BAD GUY: No…You can’t be a Grey Marshal CIA GUY WATCHING ON MONITOR: My God…He’s initiating the Grey Axiom

Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.

KeEpiNG mEmORIals iS AbOUt PrEsErVinG hIsTorY

“Biden officials worried that attaching their names to a recommendation to limit American support for Tel Aviv would hinder their future career prospects, the former senior official said, ‘which is in itself appalling.’”

gotta love it when an NFL team goes to Europe and immediately misses an extra point, failing as hard as possible at the ”football” part of football

LMAO THEY DID THE DRU HILL DANCE

Norm hates us and it’s like man sorry for giving you a hundred million dollars man

Sweet Shaedon Angel Baby is going to rip someone's head off and I love it

do we do we have something here

we love a SEQUENCE

whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

I love Kris Murray

Some are referring to leading Wisconsin passer Sean West as their kicker, as he's listed. But he's been playing punter, only recently joining their two-punter rotation while also running for 20 yards against Ohio State. One of Wisconsin's two punters is their entire offense. Best team in the world

diego pavia jump pass sure why not

DIEGO PAVIA JUMP PASS LET'S GOOOO