while seated for The Odyssey, I’m reminded of real-life Black PI Samuel Marlowe who surely served as at least partial inspiration for the most famous American PI in literary history in Philip Marlowe, who has been played on the big screen exclusively by white actors. anyway, hope I enjoy the movie!

Heavy on the "I'm too old for this shit"

Dave Roberts said the Dodgers are giving Will Smith a week of no activity to hope that it calms down Smith’s neck. FWIW, Smith hasn’t reported any discomfort this week. Still no timeline for him, but August would be the earliest the Dodgers could see him back.

World, my heart is breaking. My most precious soulmate is slipping away within hours, and I am utterly paralyzed, unable to save him. My beloved Arafat is dying before my eyes. I beg you, please donate to save his life. 💔 gofund.me/df8249776

two hours into Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 (so there were only six hours left to go), the film projector stopped working and everyone went to the lobby. about ten minutes later, the manager said ”it’s okay we’re starting it back up now.” my dad and I looked at each other, shook our heads, and left.

Dang they really got a category for everything

this feels like too clean of a win. “the far right forces themselves to praise Uwe Boll and his latest horrible flop, while dismissing Christopher Nolan as a talentless hack and boycotting his record-smashing epic?” like winning a boxing match where the other guy doesn’t even put his hands up.

Kid Rock Announces Alternate Odyssey Film

dont ask me why i thought this was funny enough to draw, i don't have a good answer for you

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the Portland Timbers were up 2-0 on the vile, putrid, reprehensible Seattle Sounders and then doubled their lead in a span of three minutes

📽️ folks the movies are good boxd.it/fh6Ah3

do I like movies? I’ll withhold judgment until I’ve seen all of them

ME: basically i’m on the computer all day and i’m not allowed to eat lettuce even if i wanted to 10 YEAR OLD ME: that sounds incredible ME: well not really

I like it when Donald Trump uses his famous catch phrase, “to the Batmobile”

Tanking is out of control

the two outfits for men

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

Dolan’s going to Streisand this into something every single New Yorker knows about

how college football can learn from soccer my column

A little help for Chloe would be appreciated

“Christopher Nolan is woke” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

I'm sure she got them the KitchenAid mixer with all the attachments.

I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

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well if Jon Ossoff ends up being the 2028 nominee I can at least say that a presidential candidate personally texted me 400,725,331 times since December of 2020 asking for money

Will Shohei still be able to play Candy Crush? :(

The shitpostings will continue until morale improves

A grilled salad salad? 🔥🔥

deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer

"do not get me started" i say as someone who is going to get started either way

just watched two coworkers passive aggressively argue over taking the last hard boiled egg from a catered breakfast tray and had a think about how little we've changed over the last 60 million years