happy pride month

is there seriously not one single Democrat in the entire state of Maine better to run than this guy

The agent who booked the artists for the Trump state fair event is named Jeff Epstein. I can't.

[Bill Raftery voice] Minions!

Reading your posts

The first Pride was a riot... a laugh riot! Mel Brooks Presents Stoneballs, in theaters this June.

The rest of the movie is in Mandarin with no subtitles

Funny, you don’t look like a noun.

Happy Pride!!! Please Help Queer People Survive!! Perchance me? Every donation gets a Moxie Cat picture! Still have rent and bills for June and looking for work.

you know what movie came out last year and kinda ripped? Black Bag

Somehow, Texas Tech returned

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

I don’t think it’s possible, unless you lived through it, to understand just how awful Isiah Thomas’ Knicks era was. Today it would defy belief that he wasn’t betting the under on the team’s win-loss total every year. And I know it can’t make sense logically, but Phil Jackson’s Knicks era was worse.

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert https://theonion.com/fuck-it-a-gigs-a-gig-says-bruce-springsteen-agreeing-to-headline-freedom-250-concert/

in case you’re looking to make a bad life choice anytime soon

getting word that a.j. brown's nickname is "swole batman." working hard to confirm.

Guy at the bar last night had an extremely old persian cat who was a big hit with everyone. Before leaving he reassured me that they come there often in case I ever want to see the cat again. Then they got on his motorcycle together and vroomed off. There's hope for this country yet

RIP coach sports.yahoo.com/nba/breaking...

BREAKING MY BACK JUST TO KNOW YOUR NAME

This day in history. 1812. President James Madison stood before the US Congress and demanded a declaration of war against Britain. "I got a lot of problems with those people," he said. He aired his grievances then demonstrated some feats of strength on John Quincy Adams until they agreed.

hot take: I could actually see this, Snyder’s whole thing is grimdark nihilism and that’s Escape From New York to a T, plus his only good movie is a remake of a classic from about that time. it’s vital though that your Snake actor is a dirtbag asshole and not a golden retriever, ie not Wyatt Russell

happy pride 💕

I need to raise 160 by the 12th and a total of 315 by the end of the month. Please donate and share if you can

‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again https://theonion.com/euphoria-delivers-happy-ending-where-fans-never-have-to-watch-euphoria-again/

I feel like the trombone is the perfect instrument for Riker because very few trombone players ever become virtuosos and it’s one of the more fun instruments to play. It’s great for the man who loves to honk and that man simply loves to honk

There are three hugely dominant teams in the NFC West and one team that is having a contract dispute with Jacoby Brisset

Mamdani just did the meme of "bedtimes are also ACAB" in a room full of children squealing

if you don’t follow football very much, Myles Garrett doing this is probably the best Cleveland Browns moment since the 1960s

Blockbuster! The Browns are finalizing a trade sending superstar Myles Garrett to the Rams, sources tell Adam Schefter, @rapsheet.bsky.social and me. Cleveland is expected to receive two-time Pro Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and additional compensation.

I thought Russ was a slam-dunk obvious Hall of Famer as recently as 2021 and now I doubt he even gets in. honestly, I kinda feel for him (as much as I can feel for someone who‘s married to a pop star, worth $135 million, and claims that the snake oil he hocks can cure concussions)

happy Pride

did you know that there’s an appliance you can load your dishes into, then you add some “washing liquid” and push a button, and then a little while later they’re just all clean??? it’s incredible! (until last week I never lived in an apartment building constructed later than the silent movie era.)

booing James Dolan during a trophy ceremony (which I'm not convinced he would actually participate in) would be the absolute pinnacle of human experience. i cannot imagine any feeling finer

we aren’t doing adopt a rent anymore but I got an email from one of our teacher referrers today I can’t skip. she has a family who 2 ms behind on rent —$2,630 and have until 4PM today to pay. can we start out the week by keeping a family housed? v: @ziibiing c: $Ziibiing pp: @standwithminnesota

On this day in 1921, white mobs in Oklahoma—outraged that Black residents had organized to protect a Black man from lynching—violently destroyed a prosperous Black community. As many as 300 Black people are estimated to have been killed in the Tulsa Massacre.

can you guys peep this massive onion i got today (normal size “jumbo white onion” for comparison)

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

The people cry out for Jarnathan

hope you brought urine!

we may think statements like this aren’t enough and don’t matter, but an extremely normie, super-Christian woman I work with is *obsessed* with Pedro Pascal and completely reworked her priors regarding trans rights solely because of his opinions on the matter

So funny movie execs spent years throwing money down the drain, ignoring them yearly diversity reports only for the Diverses to constantly surprise everyone over and over and over again at earning money with their real unpainted faces showing on big screens.

NYT keeps telling the world in big block letters that they are disconnected with reality and yet there are still some people who just can't break up with this rag and consider it essential reading. Couldn't be me.

I wonder how long it will take for Megan to exist without every single person mentioning Klay.

Chat, how do we feel about this timeline for leftovers?

Speaking of Becky Hammon, she took part in one of my all-time favorite images. #WNBA

"gamer pillow" is just such a cursed phrase i don't know if i can justify the purchase even if it seems like it would help with the holding-console-controllers-is-immediately-uncomfortable problem

everyone mistakenly thought the Tungsten Arm O’Doyle meme was about how great Shohei Ohtani was when in reality it was about how the Angels are eternally the “Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes for five minutes” professional sports franchise

Baseball should have a warming tray of mashed potatoes in a crock pot in left center field at all times