the Blazers finish the first half in 9th place in the West. I would like to see this group of guys get one (1) home game with actual stakes before Dame and Giannis join up next season for the title run

Donovan Clingan ends the first half of the 2025-26 season with five games of at least 20 points and 10 rebounds. In his career, Greg Oden had four such games

thank you Utah Jazz, I still think Vernon Maxwell's tweet is hilarious but hope you guys don't lose your pick to the Thunder or wherever you traded it to

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Blazers on a, let's generously call it expectational 16-2 run to start the second half

a fan at Blazers/Jazz just won a car in a game during a timeout, which is cool

Blazerpilled bookworm: "call me Cissmael"

The team with the best record in the NBA entering the All-Star break

the Jazz need to keep losing so they don’t lose their draft pick. while this game sucks right now, don’t worry they’ll be putting five small salamanders on the court to start the fourth quarter

Vince Williams got a deal on a 9 pm puddle jumper to the Caribbean tonight and he wasn’t about to pass it up

discombobulated is so fun to say but less fun to be

if Trillblazin does a Vit City shirt I will buy 20

these Wicked sequels keep getting worse

Scott Foster can kick rocks

these refs aren’t calling anything tonight unless someone gets hit by a chair, in their minds they’re already half naked on the beach

last Blazer game for eight days. it’s Utah, so it’s barely basketball, but still counts folks

are you supposed to use air quotes if you tell someone you’re going to see Wuthering Heights

if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words

Drake Maye is 6 days younger than Trinidad Chambliss

wow, crazy that bluesky automatically posts your drafts after 72 hours

rolled my eyes into the ceiling at that part in Don’t Look Up (2021) where they’re about to shoot down the comet and solve everything but the extremely obvious Musk and Trump stand-ins are like “actually no, we’re not going to do that because of how much money we can make by not doing that.” whoops!

if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation

we’re long overdue for the Bad Boy Rangers. from Nolan Ryan landing six clean rights on a guy who charged the mound to Roughned Odor landing the same punch on Jose Bautista that hospitalized Jake Paul, it’s been a long time coming

no gold for Chloe Kim but man Choi Ga-On crashed, appeared to be badly injured, was literally announced as out of the competition by the broadcast, and then came back and threw down a gold medal run that's incredible, can't even be mad about it

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it is a great day for me, personally

With this signing the Dodgers will have everyone from their World Series roster back except Clayton Kershaw and Anthony Banda. Those two have been replaced by Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz.

i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits

I let this drift because you all got us so far (about $700!) and we were able to get some important things covered! but we're still short on electric and that's due tomorrow (nee friday) so I'm back with my stupid hat. if you're too tired of me I get it, but if not please share! thanks 💕💸 $0/400

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I deeply appreciate that they looked at an insane sport where people go 80mph down an ice chute and said let’s make it crazier winter sports rule

you missed the best one

breathtaking levels of Heartbreaking: Worst Person You Know here

There it is: one of the first times anyone in the Trump admin has admitted that protestors & bystanders are legally permitted to protest & document DHS activity.... Just two days ago, this same crowd spent hours claiming DHS agents have been "under attack" in MSP & beyond...

so curling’s just shuffleboard on ice right

just wanted to let you know babe, you've got some drops of jupiter in your hair. nope other side.

No one’s doing it like him

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USA might have the least cute curling outfits, we're dropping the ball (rock?)

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I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you

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