dont bother reading the news it all sucks. might i recommend "Hatchet" by Gary Paulson instead?

psst btw @melibean.bsky.social & @spacebitchual.bsky.social and myself are officially a thrupple now 💕💕💕

Fuzzy trans girl armpits make the world go round

so Wayward Pines is like Twin Peaks meets The Prisoner? (since finishing Castle Rock i'm all into network horror)

☀️I tried to bite my gf's boob and she grabbed my face like I was a misbehaving cat and said "this is the greed they talk about in the bible"

City Pop is so good you guise

i didnt see Dunirk or Oppenheimer but thats only because idc about whatever Dunkirk was and im not gonna see Cillian Murphy not being sexy. this i'll see tho!

the gayest thing about me is how much i love npr tiny desk concerts

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under your breath Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under your breath Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under your breath Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under my window

was watching a live Jean-Michel Jarre concert on YT the other day and the crowd sang along. sang along to his completely instrumental compositions. it was fucking incredible.

i was literally telling this to my partner after i saw the footage of the men coming off the plane up until this point NO ONE has been released from CECOT also, it was never a secret. i watched a YT travel influencer's tour video of the prison and the warden said it plainly.

the end of Season 2 of Castle Rock would be a lot more satisfying if it wasn't just a Supernatural plotline from a decade earlier.

i like to tell people to "hit the bricks." i mean i would like to tell people, there just haven't been any good opportunities yet.

no one is ever smiling when there's a TV show or movie set in the 1600s

"I just think drag hurts kids" I say as I spray tan my toddler so she can look her best in this rhinestone ball gown

"omg are we the magical homeless people in someone else's christmas special??" - @spacebitchual.bsky.social

Made a diagram to save time explaining why i find most social interactions exhausting.

omg i cant believe i havent obsessively watched That Coffee Commercial yet this year! its basically my only holiday tradition at this point youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...

they should invent a cookie dough that doesn't stop

anyone who names a pet a human name is cancelled

hey hey and hi still in a hotel yup

are there any Stephen King aficionados that can explain wtf happened in Season 1 of Castle Rock? i finished it today and i have no idea wtf happened. i have a rough-ish idea-ish but there's A LOT i don't get.

smoking cigarettes indoors is one of life's most decadent luxuries

every headline lately makes me feel like i'm being pranked

i stg i'm not 90 years old but i do know my high school's fight song 😳

Bill Clinton is trending but the sex criminal unfortunately hasn't died yet so don't get your hopes up

Glorificus for the winnicus

GOT A MACHINEHEAD ITS BETTER THAN THE REST GREEN TO RED MACHINEHEAD

i have mutuals with this shitlib lol

good feminism is letting rich white powerful women protect their rapist husbands and his pedo friends apparently 🤷‍♀️

holy shit 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘this is incredible youtu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE?...

these walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound

quote posting this so i can make it my pinned this thread is full of incredible advice from incredible trans fems tysm everyone whose added their thoughts 💜💜💜💜

My SNAP application was denied before I even had a chance. While I go through the appeals process and everything, please help me get some groceries! Any amount helps a Black Trans artist eat fresh produce today! V @irl_punch C $atthezoo94 PayPal dot me/talyai

the cats are wandering around the room being cats and loving it

i like when its cold and you have soft warm blankets and also a heater

Bill Clinton is trending but the sex criminal unfortunately hasn't died yet so don't get your hopes up

holy crap you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Mitt fucking Romney

race you to sleep xo

idk why i thought Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes would be edible but

Rocko's Modern Basilisk

microdosing stability

i think everyone on every part of the political divide should leave Anne Frank alone she should not be a pop culture football

The Father Draven is raising a family in a tent, which is difficult even in the best of circumstances.

"i don't care what anyone says I like that movie"

ive sucked cock for money but i've never sold people's data to advertisers or political parties our country finds the wrong things shameful

ALL YOUR MTV ARE BELONG TO US

i want your mtv