listening to Neck Deep is fun because its really really cute when a Welsh punk band pretends to be an american midwest pop punk group.

i woke up cause of nightmares also i was sleeping on my juul which probably didn't help. i'm off back to bed, excited for more unhinged maniac responses to my rolling frothing beast of a thread that is calling screaming weirdos to it like a siren.

[guy that is normal voice] everyone must know how much I am thinking about graham platner's penis

holy fucking shit the number of ppl in this thread showing up like "UH ACTUALLY THEY DONT CARE ABOUT CHILDREN" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ this is why satire is dead. the entire point i was making is that they PRETEND to care about children. holy fucking christ. my head's gonna explode

heres a collage i made in 2013 lmk if u like it 👉👈

this is your dumb stupid reminder to do your dumb gay shot >_<

guns kill more young people than cancer and car crashes. something a government so concerned with "protecting children" might actually take action on.

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waiting for Sarah Vichy McBride to tell the straights that Pride month is just a distraction

however it is telling af to see how far liberals will go to defend their own racist cit het while make sex pests while condemning the other team for the same and they wonder why no one trusts them! and they go "OH YOU DIDNT VOTE YOU DID THIS" endless buck passing money grubbing horseshit

liberals think everyone is like them which is why they always double down on their rancid ugly takes but the truth is if it turned out Mamdani had a fucking nazi tattoo we would drop him too not making pathetic mewling excuses like wounded spoiled children

self censorship is the most boringest type of censorship and sucks the most as well

its your fault your life is like this i say to the mirror when my therapist is turned around

these ppl are so soft lmao. this is the ai version of "drunk driving lets ppl get to work on time" like you're an easily persuaded idiot that likes being jerked off by the computer, good to know you're in the market to buy a bridge. is gambling destined to win then? is fascism? literal child

exactly which is why the right wing does so well in this country. because of all the fun they support. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

if cryogenics actually works i hope the people of the future treat those defrosted rich fucks like absolute shit.

to clear the skyline im just going to post about breasts for the rest of the day. 4. do you remember the first breasts you saw in a movie or TV show? for me it was Samantha Mathis in "Pump Up The Volume".

im at the sketchiest shopping plaza ive been to since New Hampshire 15 years ago this plaza is: -laundromat -plasma center -massive liquor mart -food place with the windows weirdly covered -sketchy bar covered in lottery signs -dispensary -nail salon -bi mart

to clear the skyline im just going to post about breasts for the rest of the day. 3. if you could have triple breasts like the lady in Total Recall would you? what about four? how many breasts would you have if our bodies were that customizably cool? 🤔🤔🤔

to clear the skyline im just going to post about breasts for the rest of the day. 2. whats your favorite thing to do with breasts? 🤔🤔🤔

to clear the skyline im just going to post about breasts for the rest of the day. 1. aren't breasts great?

Why did you transition? Right answers only I wanted to write a science fiction novel with a trans protagonist. The nice folks at r/asktransgender said I shouldn't do that if was a cis person. So this is arguably an extended research project 🤷‍♀️

how the fuck do people leave the toilet seat up? its a filth pit where we deposit our filth. why do you think there are toilet seats in the first place? and not just an open hole in the floor? PUT THE SEAT DOWN JESUS CHRIST

when i was living as a guy i was dancing with a woman at a bar when she pulled me close and asked "are you gay?" "no. why?" "because you're a really good dancer."

ive made a lot of mistakes in my life but ive never spent hours upon hours trying to convince people why its okay to vote for nazis. i'm a fuck up, not a fuck.

if you have a tattoo you regret, whether it's a nazi tattoo or the klan or isis, the ONLY way you will EVER convince ANYONE that you've changed is by owning up to it IMMEDIATELY if you wait until people find out on their own no one will ever trust you and you'll deserve none

goodnight you princes of sealab

okay! going back to sleep now. yes its annoying to post about Platner so much but i believe its really important to unambiguously and constantly remind nazi supporters that we hate nazis and their supporters and this shit will NEVER be acceptable.

if this was 25 years ago when we had way more WWII vets alive this Platner discourse would go A LOT differently. three of my grandparents served in the war and they made their stance on nazis very clear by killing them.

Micah summarized: 1. likes nazis 2. would like you to like nazis 3. won't you join him in cheering on a nazi?

hey did we ever fuck or what

hey is there a Portland trans discord someone could shoot me an invite to?

hey so the reason i make separate fundraising posts instead of just pinning an appeal is because i want this ⬇️ to always be my pinned because its full of not only super helpful info but a lotta heart 💜 thank you to everyone whose contributed and to everyone who is gonna contribute in the future

hey loves 💜 we're out of food stamps and running on fumes if you have anything to spare for your favorite disabled middle aged transsexual survivors we would love you forever vmo: ellemeff $fionasnapple paypal.me/ellemeff we're down to wearing dirty clothes b/c we cant afford laundry 😅 help plz💜

hey so the reason i make separate fundraising posts instead of just pinning an appeal is because i want this ⬇️ to always be my pinned because its full of not only super helpful info but a lotta heart 💜 thank you to everyone whose contributed and to everyone who is gonna contribute in the future

the lack of self awareness is a fundamental tenet of the democratic party

dems act shocked that nazis like Trump can get elected and then turn around and support their own nazi without a hint of irony

Ohio and Hell have the same number of letters.

hey while you're here (and if you can afford to help) (if not, take care of yourself bb its gonna be a cruel summer) 💜 bsky.app/profile/newf...

the Nerdist still being around reminding everyone about the darkest days of 2010s geek culture is like a herpes sore on the face of pop culture.

Transmetropolitan fans are like, "oh we know how they'll be treated."

sober me is a way sassier bitch and honestly i'm here for it

in "Yesterday" by The Beatles they go "i believe in yesterday" well ofc you believe in yesterday it literally just happened what the fuck are you talking about?

good morning here's some wholesome shit for you youtu.be/5NJzZ9F7C9I?...

if you like the gummi bears theme song guess what you like Toto thats right ya dumb bitch it was Toto all along youtu.be/77wNujaN0x8?...

if cryogenics actually works i hope the people of the future treat those defrosted rich fucks like absolute shit.

How can you be so warm? How can you know what I feel?

you will not be able to get this song out of your head. this is the most OH MY GAWD I NEED TO GET IN A PIT RIGHT NOW song ive heard in awhile. it so flipping good omg yo srrsly youtu.be/VTA8F3PG4hE?...

ive also decided to give myself over to full freak flag lunacy insanity. like i am going to reinvent myself and stop trying to be a member of Society🧐 and i am going to go fucking nuts (in a sober way!) with just being weird and doing weird stuff and really commit to the insanity bit.