hey here's an idea to fix the environment: Mass transit networks are more energy efficient. Encourage their use by offering a tax break to adults who decide not to get a car

I got this feeling that the committee that decided I need to come into the office fifty percent of the time is the same committee that cut funding to the public transportation that I need to commute to said office

Some lizards were sitting nearby. “Does Toad really look funny in his bathing suit?” they asked.

Face & scent I like peanut sauce!

Introduce yourself with: One Book 📚 One Movie 🎥 One Album 💿 One TV Show 📺

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

Hey pussycats 💜

mlepp

merp

ran out of milk so I put cereal in my coffee, don't tell wife

Nearing 1000 followers :0 if only they’d follow @pckt.blog instead

Updog Henway

Baby you could be famous see the world with that (Look and sound) Baby you could be famous If you’d just get out of this town I love the magnetic fields so much

oh snap we forgot

One Nutter Butter $6.25

John Wick: (murders 12 mercenaries with submachine guns) Goon with butterfly knife: I think I can take him

John Wick: (murders 12 mercenaries with submachine guns) Goon with butterfly knife: I think I can take him

let's fahhhkin go

cats are really neat

I am not an accelerationist. Democratic campaigns that chase after conservative votes is accelerationism.

wife and I were discussing I have no interest in political candidates who have no interest in protecting me and my family I was absolutely a "if you don't vote for shitty Democrat you're voting for fascism" and now I feel like that's incredibly backwards

Gotta run errands with my wife, so be good girls until we get back, pussycats 😘

is there a more lazy sequel name than Nobody 2? just off the top of my head: Still Nobody Somebody Nobody Goes on Vacation Hutch The Mansell Family Mansell Family Vacation hell, Nobody Ruins His Vacation is literally the tagline

Raiders of the Lost Object

lol late transitioning starts with why NOT me? and evolves into why not ME?* *looking at cute tgirl selfies

oh hey

tfw you lack the agency to slice up a pear

I was looking at this hot younger (trans) girl's selfies and it made me feel wistful and old IT TURNS OUT I can go to any number of other places on my phone OR EVEN put the phone down and go do something to process my feelings WITHOUT making it her problem

ty I spent actual minutes researching what kinda coat Flash is wearing in the first act of the movie, which absolutely no one would care about outside of SDCC lucky for me I have access to a broad spectrum of jackets and vests

the scamp on the coatpile

I sure am cute tonight

because you demanded it- Lesbian Flash Gordon

anyone else think Will Smith bears a striking resemblance to Lampwick?

Something Wicked This Way Comes

the medical industry hates it when you start to forget what it's like to be treated like shit in an institutional scale

"It's better than your phone" *what if Josie was an ad writer for Motorola

Your genderswapped 1962 Bob Dylan for the evening: @nostromojones.bsky.social

okay how are grown ass college kids going as Harry and Hermione in West Philly in 2025

Yes, father I shall become a Post Lounge singer

my origin story is that I was bit by a radioactive woman

you'll next guess which part was typed by puss puss

oh shit my pussy turned 5 last week and I flaked

Jojo girlfren no like Terrifier and it kinda detailed my Hallowseveve

did anyone else notice Google Pac-Man

Sorry am late to stream But am ready to play games! Also it's my trans birthday tomorrow. Let's try to hit my goal of 2.8k on twitch today!!! twitch.tv/catgirlfingies & youtube.com/@catgirlfingies