Ikea have stopped doing Maribou my life is over before it even begun

Been a big girl and registered with a sexual health clinic. Mommy's gonna get on PrEP.

This trans day of visibility, I would like us all to remember THEY CAN SEE US tone down your bank robbing escapades guys and girls

I don't appear to be in possession of all of my faculties (I just dribbled coffee all over me) but it's ok it suits my grungy aesthetic This guy are sick

Does working in the entertainment industry make you noncey or does the entertainment industry only hire nonces

[Biological Child] I can hear you BBC is this the next dogwhistle are we coming after IVF babies now

🥕 Look at this lil lad I've booked a private MRI scan I'm not going to go as far as asking for help paying it as such but if you would like to tip me for my excellent pornography you know how to 💸 amypond.gay please use an sfw description like "for your blog" and don't mention my glorious vagina

As part of my path to recovery I am trying to be less permanently-online and part of my means to this aim is to become a book girlie again. I am starting small and working my way back up to Discworld.

I'm going into work today, mainly just to keep my toes wet.

Friends I don't need pizza but there will be somebody in your moots who does

Rediscovering the joy of reading through Alice in Wonderland. Why did nobody tell me I am Lewis Carol?? He writes how I THINK. And how I type and speak. So many commas, and semicolons; an over reliance on witty puns on the line before and an absolute calamity of thinking mid sentence.

True, true

PSA: if you are tipping a sex worker on a website that is not directly selling their work, i.e. their cash account, don't mention sex work in the tip and try to suggest it is for something mundane like "a tip for your blog" or something. Payment processors are more evil than Churches.

🥕 Look at this lil lad I've booked a private MRI scan I'm not going to go as far as asking for help paying it as such but if you would like to tip me for my excellent pornography you know how to 💸 amypond.gay please use an sfw description like "for your blog" and don't mention my glorious vagina

I can get a private MRI done on Wednesday night. I need to know if I should or if I am being a hypochondriac.

So essentially what happened the other day was I woke up, took longer than usual getting ready, stumbled slowly down the stairs, lay on the sofa, my dad asked if I was ok, I mumbled something back about feeling lethargic and then don't remember anything after that. What happened was I kept trying

I think it's nice they made Camilla queen to try and carry on the tradition of having a queen but it would have been easier to just pump Harry full of estrogen

"all the tips and tricks you need to look like queen Camilla" What Far be it from me to judge somebody on their appearance but I feel like the royal family are fair game uh What

BBC just straight up advertising Amazon now? Maaaaaaybe this is why you need human journalists not machines

So stripe suspended my account for ID verification nonsense, thanks surveillance laws, so I'm in a rough spot again and still no job even posting ~75 job apps a week. I'm in need of $230 USD to reactivate my online clinic account so I can get prescriptions (and buy those). www.paypal.me/asbrooks03

As a pussy bearing trans girl (also boy), I appreciate this! And yeah I do agree, it is great to see girldick celebrated, but tgussy rarely gets any kind of mention. As uh... As someone who's done porn with both I got far more attention with what I had before. A lot lose interest after the chop...

Here comes the poster with her post as always

I have had a vagina for 957 days 😵‍💫 that's wild

This might be offensive to both spiritualists and atheists alike, however here's where I currently am with religion and spirituality and stuff: I am religiously ambivalent, I don't give a shit. But. I have come to a point in life where I have realised the things I do and the activities I partake

Will almost certainly delete this later #doublepenetration #femboy #cuntboy #trans #postop #weird #porn #dp Tips 💸 amypond.gay 🐇 Happy Easter!

An update on the mental crisis, I'm slowly weaning myself back into socialising. Went for coffee today then to see my sister; we're going out tomorrow. Small steps. Work will call on Monday to see how I am.

I wanna talk about hair removal (because I remembered to do my IPL today after months). I think it can be easy to look at me and go hey your transition was easy it's not fair; actually it was gruelling I'm just quite far into it I guess, hair removal is something that I spent many years on and it's

Having the kind of existential crisis that can only be solved by winning about £50k on the lottery.

Happy Easter!

It's humbling but confusing that my SFW pics do far better than my NSFW pics; I just don't want you to think this is all I am, I am a smutty bitch too! Coventry Markets.

Is there anything grimmer than dipping your hands in a Mitsubishi JetTowel

If you stand banging a cowbell at the right moments, Shine by Take That is just Mr Blue Sky by ELO.

Big up Lush.

As a retail nerd can I just admire Coffee #1? Despite now being owned by Cafe Nero, they have retailed an independent feel and their interior design is beautiful, they feel like just the right amount of eclectic bohemia inside with some lovely decor.

Gradually weaning my way back into being social; I've been going out on my own and chilling in coffee shops etc. going to meet my sister after work today and then gonna cook with her. Trying to get back to normality.

Kerry Katona doesn't even own a cat. The Pope however owns far too many; he's a Catholic.

It's humbling but confusing that my SFW pics do far better than my NSFW pics; I just don't want you to think this is all I am, I am a smutty bitch too! Coventry Markets.

If being Finnish means eating Karlfazer and salmiak sticks I could be Finnish.

One of my hobbies is replacing the word Baby in songs with Gravy. Been around the world and I, I can't find my gravy All that she wants is a tub of gravy Gravy come back Bye bye gravy gravy goo Hit me gravy one more time Ooh gravy I love your way, every day

Carrotmuncher, n, a slur for bunnyboys

I'm not remarkably good at sex work, I make money but I also spend a lot of money on it; it's essentially just a hobby that just about breaks even for me. But it gets me cute outfits.

My fansly is still up; the latest set for subscribers expands on my latest bunnyboy pic set with a short anal video :3 $5 a month gets you a veritable wank bank, and you can sub for half a year for under twenty bunnybucks. amypond.gay

Yay The big factory across the road, they used to fly the LGBT flag, but they took it down and put a French flag up. Well now they've put new fagpoles in and put the LGBT one back :)

Some more pics of everyone's favourite bunnyboy.

Will almost certainly delete this later #doublepenetration #femboy #cuntboy #trans #postop #weird #porn #dp Tips 💸 amypond.gay 🐇 Happy Easter!

PSA: anything that entered my body was thoroughly washed.

Ok I'm aware I'm in a moany mood so I'm gonna sleep sorry

Quick hello from everyone's favourite cuntboy