Good mooning Bluesky how aaaare we

New silly cow set on Fansly, sorry for the brief hiatus. fansly.com/r/amypond

Kitt heard cowboy fashion is all the rage this time of year

Kitt heard cowboy fashion is all the rage this time of year

So since October I've been through hell, I had a pretty serious breakdown which destroyed a lot of relationships, been in and out of hospital and stuff, generally been unwell and miserable and shit. Around this I've been dealing with let's just say a HR issue at work, which pulled me to the brink,

The correct way to wave at @amypond.gay

Progress on my car interior, got it pretty much how I want it :) Some parts wouldn't fit because I had to source this from America and didn't realise it was left hand drive... Bah. Oh well. The main bits I wanted covering are looking great - wheel, central console, etc.

*from now on only ever talking like Grace Slick sings* Do you WANT any... ...SAUSAAAAAAAAAGE, Rolls. Cus I am GOING, to go tooOOOoooo... ...Greggs.

Progress on my car interior, got it pretty much how I want it :) Some parts wouldn't fit because I had to source this from America and didn't realise it was left hand drive... Bah. Oh well. The main bits I wanted covering are looking great - wheel, central console, etc.

New silly cow set on Fansly, sorry for the brief hiatus. fansly.com/r/amypond

I'm potentially about to have access to NHS transgender healthcare after 14 years of waiting. Does anyone have a quick run through of what is available to me or is there any kind of resource?

Fyi anyone going to Birmingham Pride next weekend, British Heart Foundation have a pride accessories range

In sixth form we had to make dvd covers for fake films so I made A Muppet Night in Paris and it got confiscated cus it was too realistic

Two weeks to Sofia Isella I am so pumped :3

I'm gay

Mark Knopfler, showing his apprentice how to make wooden toys: Look at them yoyos: that's the way you do it.

Sorry I've been away from SW/Fansly for a bit. I have been dealing with some life crises. Will get back on track shortly. Thank you everyone who has stuck around, you mean a lot to me.

Good news: - Terf Wes Streeting has stepped down as health minister and will likely fail to become PM - Queer Harmer Kier Starmer is possibly less popular than my last fart - Ban on conversion therapy for being trans or a little bit of a queerdo - Reform got ousted in Worcester by a coalition

So I don’t know what else to do it’s at a point where I’m starving myself to try and get by and most of the money I’ll have the next time I get paid already has to go towards stuff to keep me above water. There is nothing left I can try except ask for peoples help ko-fi.com/mariaafterdark

I was today days old when I found out the actor who plays Koby is trans masc

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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Help I got some glasses to do a Koby cosplay and yes I do look like Koby but I also look twelve years old 🫠

I have a parcel coming from America and it's quite obviously on its way to O'Hare to fly out - but I'm fascinated by modern tracking technology lol. I can see exactly where it's been, every time the bag has been opened and resealed, every time it's moved out. It's gone from Bradenton, Florida to

Guess who is violently ill again wooh

Mr speaker I am a gooner

"true bravery isn't the absence of fear, it is going into battle in spite of it." Thanks One Piece that was deep

Would really appreciate any help 💕

How about an improv play called Amnesia, where everyone in the play knows the script, but the main character is played by a random person plucked from the audience

*To the tune of The Androids, Do it with Madonna* I wanna mascerate your bollocks

If you're new to my bluesky and don't really get something here's like a boring explanation. - I am British, so my humour is based in irony and sarcasm, but I'm autistic, so it probably doesn't always land - I am a sex worker, half of what I post is to get random guys to fall in love with me 💸🫰💲💲💲💰

If you're thinking "you can't support x, they're a proscribed terrorist group!" consider that America just classed transgender activism as terrorism to "neutralize" in the strongest possible terms and then maybe consider what the word terrorist even means.

Got absolutely drenched last Saturday 😵‍💫 fucking monsoon

Sorry everyone I'm getting a bit overwhelmed by messages and DMs at the minute.

If you don't know why transgender people would be terrified of Reform getting into power, you don't have the capacity to tell us we are overreacting or don't need to be worried or have no reason to be anxious or scared. If you don't know what the White House just published about counter terrorism

Alice and the White Rabbit, my interpretation of the characters. Background from Google.

Torn between saving because I might not have a job next week, and spending because I feel like I won't be ALIVE in two decades. Grim but both realistic.

My name comes from the early days of Imgur by the way. It was the running joke at the time to have the longest possible usernames for some reason, and in my head Amy Had a Little Pond just parsed for some reason. My online persona became Amy Pond when her first ep came out, seeing how she, a

Alice and the White Rabbit, my interpretation of the characters. Background from Google.

Alice and the White Rabbit.

Accidental art: this photo is not edited

One way to decrease illegal migration would be to open up borders and get rid of the concept. This would drop crime rates substantially, decreasing illegal migration to 0 overnight. I should be police and crime commissioner.

Anyone wanna play with these?

Evening Bluesky

I accidentally found myself amongst a pa l e s +i næ act īon protest earlier today in Manchester. Regardless of what they are protesting, it was one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed. It was a silent protest where the only sound was dozens of drums being beat simultaneously, and amongst

I am radically pro-transgender. It means I do kickflip mctwists on my skateboard over a tank of plushie sharks.

Evening Bluesky

People keep complimenting my outfit And a Chinese tourists just asked to take my photo, which happens a LOT. Normally in Whitby.

I don't think people realise they're not voting to STOP THE BOATS they're voting to decide who gets to decide if Margaret at number 12's veranda needed planning permission and Dave at number 62's picket fence is the wrong shade of eggshell.