Jessika π³οΈββ§βοΈπ€
@jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
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A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly (she/they)
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Tim Carvell
about 8 hours ago
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like βNice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!β
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
about 4 hours ago
2025 recapped
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Hey look, Claire looks adorable again today
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logan, hater club CEO
1 day ago
We're genuinely not yet ready to talk about Obama's direct culpability in voters' disillusionment with the Democratic party Well, a lot of us are, but a significant portion of Dems are not, and that's gonna have to change if they expect to retain any of their incoming gains
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A.R. Moxon
about 20 hours ago
Next time someone says they donβt have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
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pretty bug
about 20 hours ago
2026 motto is "there's no trauma i can't sexualize"
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Maddie Rae Gun
1 day ago
Was told this was pretty hot so here ππΌββοΈπ
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HeloΓ―se - Angel Arc
1 day ago
Trannies in 40 years are going to have so many wonderful things available to them medically and live in such a different world than I had to and thatβs why Iβm going to survive.
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Imagine being so racist that you get fined by fucking France SIX TIMES
1 day ago
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Cramped bookstores like this always make me feel like I'm going to knock something over, but in an odd way I don't trust a bookstore that has a reasonable number of books per square foot
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
4 days ago
They do not deserve a moment's peace
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It's feeling like dΓ©jΓ vu when I'm standing next to you And all these years of running, they led me straight to you I feel my heart exploding, my blood begins to rush This feeling, I can't ignore it, this can't be just a crush
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When you make her feel so comfortable and safe that she falls asleep in your arms and you don't even want to look at your phone for the first half hour because holding her close and smelling her hair feels so much more magical than anything you could do on your phone
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mediumvillain
2 days ago
Gonna keep saying without hyperbole that if these guys dont get rounded up & charged, if this criminal conspiracy isnt punished, if your fave liberals & Democrats dont see anything wrong here or any need for accountability, we quite literally can never again have a "free country"
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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
2 days ago
Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *canβt* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
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Erica Picatinny ααααΉ π€ποΈ
2 days ago
Trans life will ultimately have to be defended by force. Words matter only insofar as they win allies in the struggle, specifically, the struggle for allowing anyone to be women and for liberating all women, and that means freeing medicine from the clutches of fascist Christianity.
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Used bookstores that have a cat are actually the perfect place for girls to kiss each other when you think about it
2 days ago
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James Vincent
2 days ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
3 days ago
I'm going to be an asshole and say if you look up the Donner Party history through an indigenous lens it's less a tragedy and more a story of white colonialists getting what they deserved. Wel mel ti/ washoe oral history says they tried to feed them but they shot at them.
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assigned theyfab at birth
2 days ago
my take on this whole cis women taking T discourse is that transness is a social position. cis people have been taking HRT for ages! it may be a fun gotcha to point out cis society's hypocrisy but ultimately they don't give a shit if they're hypocrites. they just hate trans people
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Walker Bragman
3 days ago
Conservative speech in America has never been under threat. Not at any time in the nationβs history.
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Prisonculture
3 days ago
Forget even prosecuted. The party will NOT defund ICE. And most of their voters will be fine with this if they return to power. I don't think this is defeatist in the least. To me, it's reality. You would expect to see something different right now if they were going to act differently in power.
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Lexx dared to ask, What if the two genders were "horny with a Canadian accent" and "horny with a German accent"?
3 days ago
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easy maeve, itβs time to run
5 days ago
important reminder
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Our lives are different to anybody else's. That's the exciting thing. There's nobody in the universe who can do what we're doing.
about 1 month ago
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I love being gay π₯°
3 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
4 days ago
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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Tim Carvell
4 days ago
RFK: βWhere did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!β βA Christmas Storyβ, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: βThis is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we donβt understand. Every family has a child like him.β
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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards you kissing me.
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4 days ago
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You're just not living right unless your best friend is absolutely indistinguishable from a heavy romance
4 days ago
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Micah
4 days ago
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Maddie Rae Gun
4 days ago
Merry Christmas from a couple of hotties πβ€οΈ
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Merry Christmas, loves!
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θΎη±³θ π³οΈββ§οΈ (she/her) @ 39C3 βοΈ 8304
5 days ago
Merychippus!
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π¨peril, π₯menace, πͺscare
5 days ago
if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry
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Vicky ACAB
5 days ago
A lotta people gonna be like "why didnt Biden release this info?!?" It's an understandable response but you gotta get thru that comforting outrage response to insist: same reason they didn't prosecute the man in a quick or effective manner. They didnt want to.
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Who always surrounds herself with people who love her endlessly? This bitch, that's who.
@petticlaire.bsky.social
@nostromojones.bsky.social
@maddieraegun.bsky.social
5 days ago
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We need a reddit word for the joy you feel when you introduce two people you love and it's not long before you're pretty sure they're going to fuck It has a different flavor then simple compersion
5 days ago
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impembo gabecube
5 days ago
Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
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Pookleblinky
9 months ago
It's amazing that 4 congressional Dems voted to make it *illegal for married women to vote*, and the rest of the Dems didn't respond "ok yeah you are not allowed to call yourself a Democrat anymore, we're not going to help fundraise for you, just go fuck yourself"
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Beccas can't be choosers
5 days ago
i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"
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Greg Morosoff
5 days ago
"A Cat's Life - Wonder" Art by Gerard du Bois
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5 days ago
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Marshall has a new friend and seems pretty happy about it π
5 days ago
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Got to finally meet my best friend after 4 years π₯°
5 days ago
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A.R. Moxon
5 days ago
I don't care that you kept your hands at 10 and 2 and followed the speed limit if you drove us all into a gigantic lake full of burning clown manure while we screamed at you to avoid the clown manure. Good for you that you hung an air freshener on the mirror; I'm sort of focused on the manure now.
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mia π¦΄
6 days ago
itβs sooooo sexy the way u communicate your needs and desires so clearly and honestly
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