Jessika π³οΈββ§βοΈπ€
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A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly (she/they)
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J.J.
about 8 hours ago
In my almost 20 years as a lawyer, as a leader, as a department head, as an executive...the people I have worked with who are the biggest gossips, who are the most emotional, and who are the most conflict-averse are men. And the women are the ones who end up cleaning up that mess as a result.
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Raea π¦β¨π³οΈββ§οΈπ΄
about 4 hours ago
iβve been saying AIs main utility to capitalists is to allow them to bring back all the racism sexism ableism transphobia and every other bigotry under the sun weβve managed to mitigate in the last century and go βcomputer did it π€·ββοΈβ when called out for it
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mcc
about 5 hours ago
A good magical-realism/horror premise would be if you're writing a story about a horribly corrupt U.S. President and about 1/4 of the way through the story every person around them starts dropping dead, one by one, for no apparent reason at all, as if the king's moral rot is poisoning reality itself
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At first I felt like I took over for a sad man, then I got a closer look from the outside and realized I *really* never was one, and after a while that person would come back when I felt threatened which fucked with me because sometimes I a woman and sometimes not. Turns out I'm plural π€·ββοΈ
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ZoZo 18+ β’ OF
4 days ago
Birthday π Slut is ready for you! See you all Nov 23rd π
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Sahil Kapur
about 5 hours ago
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnsonβs office.
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Jon Seidel
1 day ago
Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed. Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody β¦ and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?" Hewson: "Yes."
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Kat Tenbarge
about 9 hours ago
People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles
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Too Big to Fail
about 9 hours ago
Employment lawyer here: the number of male employers who genuinely believe they should be able to sleep with their female employees and pay working mothers less than working fathers is most of them. They genuinely believe that it is an injustice against them that they might face repercussions.
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Good morning
about 10 hours ago
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Ψ§ΩΩΨ³ΩΨ―Ψ±Ψ§ Ω ΩΨ±Ψ§Ω
1 day ago
I hope everybody understands that the people who say we can't have anybody better than Harris, Pritzker, Newsom, etc. are lying because THEY don't want anybody better.
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CK π maker β οΈ [body positivity & queer rights]
about 22 hours ago
practicing The Pose to do that trendy thing
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about 23 hours ago
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There was one first person who just enjoyed agitating food products for over an hour and now we have butter
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You come out as trans because you stopped giving a fuck, then suddenly you *really* give a fuck, but if you lose it again it's really hard to return to giving a fuck
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onion person
1 day ago
andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes βthatβs rightβ
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Waldo Jaquith
2 days ago
Basically, less "well, I think some parents have some good points about trans students" and more "shut the fuck up about children's genitals, you creep."
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Dusty Yote
1 day ago
Let's put it this way: Newsom is California's Cuomo: started better than what else we had at the time, ending terrible and aligned with far-right people, now we don't f*cking want him anymore either. And, based on Cuomo's results for NYC, I'M THINKIN NEWSOM AIN'T GONNA CUT IT EITHER.
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Steve Kenson βπ
2 days ago
"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.
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TestNameDontUse
1 day ago
We're living, laughing, and loving here at the Winter Palace
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Bailey McCann
1 day ago
This person took this when they called the race
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Kat Abughazaleh
2 days ago
Good things are possible and we donβt have to settle.
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zach silberberg
2 days ago
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Kim Kelly
2 days ago
weβve got about two years until our evil Philly mayorβs term is up btw
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onion person
2 days ago
ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer
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Things I never, ever thought I'd say
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Ryan Nanni
2 days ago
tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
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A.R. Moxon
2 days ago
Is a 62 point lead a lot? because Iβm concerned that massive wins of this sort will cause Democrats to learn the wrong lesson that standing up for principles and people and getting votes is more politically successful than spending 50 years trying to make a family of imaginary bigots like you.
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Raea π¦β¨π³οΈββ§οΈπ΄
2 days ago
canβt count the amount of times my endo tried to slow roll me out of clotting βconcern.β so many trans women made go without e for weeks before and after surgery for the same reason even though itβs exceptionally unhealthy esp for those whoβve had orchis or bottom surgery
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Little guy was coming in as I sneezed and he really did one of these
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Gillian Branstetter
2 days ago
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ElieNYC
2 days ago
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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perfect angel
2 days ago
we have entered the vonnegutification of american politics. people who live in reality are the passive narrator unable to do anything to stop the careening train wreck of disconnected basketcases from fucking seals and getting invaded by china
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness
2 days ago
Congratulations, you have outlived Dick Cheney!
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Old men with dodgy eyesight >>>>>
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Monica
2 days ago
I do not understand the fucking brain worms some Democratic politicians have about the word "socialism" "Oh no! What if my constituents accidentally think I support helping the poor and making housing more affordable! The horror!" π
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Does anyone actually like it when a singer makes the audience sing part of the song
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Bree
2 days ago
One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
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Joel
2 days ago
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Lady Friend
about 2 months ago
Everyone is always like "the only good nazi is a dead nazi", until they get a dead nazi and then they're like, "awh, but what about the dead nazi's nazi family?"
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Ahhhhh
2 days ago
Itβs truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
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Ashton Pittman
3 days ago
They fired every Black woman at Teen Vogue and every trans staffer. It is astonishing watching the American media ecosystem just falling like dominoes, bowing its knees to fascism.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
3 days ago
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David Sirota
3 days ago
What stage of capitalism is this?
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Your very own Glass Angel
3 days ago
3 NIC PATCHES ON. SHIT FEEL LIKE THE LIMITLESS PILL. IM JERKIN MYSELF OFF TELEKINETICALLY. IM SPEAKIN IN TONGUES. EYES BLOODSHOT. UNSHAKEABLE RESOLVE.
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They should invent a cat who is chill about people sneezing
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Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness...Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.
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dan sinker
3 days ago
if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.
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