Drop an unpopular opinion: Avatar isn't a cultural phenomenon as people make it out to be. It's "Ferngully" with blue aliens.

I would watch pro wrestling if every wrestler was a kitten

The USA may be in a horrible state right now, but I can say things like "J.K. Rowling is a Nazi transphobe who thirsts for genocide" and she can't do shit about it, so it's not ALL bad here.

Rainbows shinin' on my shoulders Ooh, sunshine warmin' up my day Birds sing and in the air the sound of spring And in the wind the flowers bring Their presents to the day Earth opens up it's arms for me When you get the feelin' The feelin' everything's all right

Even in captivity you are not powerless.

If you're 5 years old and become close friends with a girl, every adult in the world will go OH SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? to the point it feels like you're being pressured, then when you're an adult they'll tell you it's weird to have sex with your friends

I told a top on Twitter who's half a foot taller than me that I greatly appreciated their attention but that it was a little much before we went on a date and they blocked me But anyway here's what people with stable adult egos get

V-time, free time, baby, relax Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax Hornt up succu-bus to the beach Catch some rays while catching some D Pack your bags Sun's out Take a vacay, babe Take it straight to Bonetown

Queer people deserve to grow up in families that don't hate us and a culture that isn't trying to demonize and destroy us.

This makes me happy, but I really wish he'd talk about the super transphobic jumpscare in the book. It's just meaningless and cheap in an otherwise great read.

damn wired i was not familiar with your game

Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids

Never forget that you're way cooler and more desirable than most people

Darnit, I think something went wrong with this potato, y'all

lolll

A barrel of monkeys would actually be sad and horrifying

bitch I can’t fucking go piss in five states because of you, I don’t want to hear about encroachments on personal life

there's no way to be attracted to adults that's pedophilia. that's simply not what that word means. otherwise we start getting into the realm of "petite women are children"

Not to be ageist but maybe we should have politicians who can actually learn from experience and respond to current conditions instead of being constantly blindsided by decades of dependable Republican behavior.

you know that kwame ture quote about how nonviolence only works as a strategy when your opponent has a conscience? something similar at play with pointing out your opponent's hypocrisy. that only works if your opponent agrees that he's playing a word game not prosecuting a holy war

He's not quite as much of a Ryan Gosling fan as I

My wife is in her room with her bf and I'm in mine watching La La Land with the cats again

things are getting really silly if the people who insist on absolute unconditional support for Israel are having to pretend that a race between a Jewish senator that is a liberal Zionist but is critical of Netanyahu and a vocally-antisemitic white nationalist has Equally Bad Choices.

Feel pretty good about being a lettuce hater today

Watching Israeli genocide apologists latch on to the attack on Amnesty International really shows how these struggles are intertwined.

I like it when bad people die

Found these from 3 years ago if this is your kind of thing

The US is going to need the equivalent of Nazi hunters. De-ICEers.

Found these from 3 years ago if this is your kind of thing

transmisogyny is misogyny anything that devalues our womanhood devalues womanhood

I struggle to imagine this because I live in a world without justice

Pete, we see Nazis. we see ICE. we see TERFs. we see misogynists. we see every fucking degenerate motherfucker who wants us all dead. there is no fucking mentality more broken than trying to negotiate integrity with terrorists because by doing so, you simply show you have none to begin with

I'm anti-carceral as the next person, but I just think it should be a capital crime to play Hey Ya on the oldies station that used to play 50s pop 20 years ago

“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”

Republicans keep being relentlessly cruel as an identity and then get surprised when their deaths are celebrated with expensive parties.

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

This video, but I also want to say that Keith David is a national treasure

u should kiss me up n down and i’ll giggle a bit cause im ticklish

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

he actually did the meme

Fox News honestly probably played far less of a role in inciting the trans panic among many influential Americans than the New York Times did. They can pretend they're principled antifascists all they want now that they're in Trump's crosshairs; doesn't change what some of us know.

wasn't there a time when companies did research to try to figure out what customers wanted rather than creating weird shit and insisting that everybody buy it?

It *would* have been cute for a brewery to actually do this but making an AI version of a years-old tweet is so unbearably obnoxious

I always wear my seatbelt but the nagging beep offends me on a deep personal level