Almost missed Monochrome Monday, have my favorite from the past My kink evil genius friend: I think it would be hot if you wore this nightgown, these snow tire chains, and sucked on a tea bag Me: Sure, I guess

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Now I'm insecure for different reasons.

"There's like so many trans women in my area, it's wild." "Uh huh, and how far away on average are all of your crushes?" "At least 200 miles."

Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock.

Is there any data on the sexual orientations of trans people?

if you buy books on Itch then oh dang do I have you covered stormmaiden.itch.io

push that amazon basics skirt further up your torso babe you're rubbing off your temu temporary womb tattoo

woke up thinking about the fuck sauce cum

love that this is also the technology that increasingly decides if women get jobs

Girls. You really had me in the first half, Beastie Boys.

Feeling morose and don't know where to go, but this looks like a pretty good option right now. Anyone want to send me $200? Pics guaranteed.

Don't let them say online that I was a furry

Time for autumn traditions 🍂🎃🍎

Wishful thinking

Benefits to buying my game Landlord Quest on Itch over Steam: 1. Keep the files forever! 2. You’ll get a Windows .exe, AND a ScummVM build that can be played on most devices, even your jailbroken Wii U 3. A broke trans woman (me) gets more money per sale

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Need a girl to squeeze my nipples and say "honk"; is that so wrong?

help a broke & desperate Pony please? 🐎🖤🎀✨

What's the verb for travelling by train? Travelling by car is drive, by plane is fly, is it just ride? Train? Need a good lesbian threat. "Don't make make train over there and kiss you."

Bible belt, rust belt, borscht belt - y'all need to start choosing better material for your belts

IT IS FAT BEAR WEEK BISHIES

Bottoming my way to the top

ayo I heard Conker is trans now?

Reminder that this is one of Bubsy's original concept designs. She has always been a girl with watermelon-cracking thighs, just took several decades of post-irony to realise.

I might have said "gay sex"

😳😳😳

Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe

ME: There is absolutely nothing you can do to make me care about Gex the Gecko. SEAN CHIPLOCK: bsky.app/profile/did:...

another satisfied customer (cc @wintonkidd.com)

Randos coming at me with some shit that is indistinguishable from either transphobia or them being very gay but I have no idea who they are

You can't just expose a generation of kids to Annie Potts and not expect us all to become lesbians by any means necessary

Yankee Soba

As a trans woman who started transitioning before 2020, I am your mother

Finding out your gf no longer loves you when she refuses to get starry eyed with you

Representation matters!

Extremely good video essay, with both deep and far ranging analysis. The title is kind of just a wrapper around the discussion.

I'm glad YT recommended me this video from @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social b/c it's a perspective I've been wishing for. I've spent my adult life desperately avoiding being That (Irish?-)American Stereotype to the point of self-deprecation. The nuance is appreciated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n6V...

Pro: You can't multitask while watching subtitled media Con: Watching subtitled media is itself multitasking

math is red, english is purple, history is black, science is yellow, and art is orange

Frankly I trusted tumblr moderation with identifying female presenting nipples more than I trust the jackals that run this shit hole to know what consent is

I've got about a month left until my move to Montréal. For anyone who wants to chip in and help a transfemme author get to a safer place for school, I have two ways I'm fundraising. A GoFundMe www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum... And a book bundle itch.io/s/159177/the...

Who will join me tomorrow morning so I can snuggle you like a plushy

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Asexuality visits on it's own schedule

How did we end up with the embarrassing Kinktober rules being Bluesky TOS?

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Really feels like with everything going on I have a responsibility–a duty even–to post more fucked up NSFW shit. So maybe I’ll do a lil thread on some of the weird sex stuff in my goth warlock x evil hag fic archiveofourown.org/works/642914...