When Quark said, "Don't play with my ears, unless you're serious about it" I felt that.

I don't have rent or grocery money for the end of the month. Hitting my goal would really save my butt right now. Any last minute help would be huge 🩷

Nosferatu is a solid xmas movie

boy pussy implies the existence of girl pussy

My boobs are so soft now, wanna feel?

It's true! See!

If being hot was all it took to get a girlfriend, I'd have a bed full of them

I'm not very heavy and can compact myself quite well...just saying, for no particular reason 😌

I don't have rent or grocery money for the end of the month. Hitting my goal would really save my butt right now. Any last minute help would be huge 🩷

Call her Deep Space 5 the way she's getting that dilator to the 5th Shap

I never really thought of it, but Gul Dukat is kind of Major Kira's step-dad...

Just need to check the back of your throat, open wide

this would look better with a bright red handprint riiiiight about here 👉🍑

need her inside me

I feel like people showed more interest in me when I dyed my hair, so I think when I can afford to, I'm gonna hop back on the "blue hair with pronouns" train (Just not blue this time)

Happy Monday! 🖤🤍

I just thought of a loop hole in order to have someone eat me out. I need plastic wrap and a volunteer :3

Come back to bed and play with your doll

YouTube runs ads for ICE, so yes I will keep using ad block instead of giving them money.

2025: Dates- 0 One night stands- 16 Fwb (rare occurrences)- 3 Unrequited love- 1

Shot day!

When Orlok said, "I am an appetite, nothing more" I felt that.

I got attacked by more cats 🫠

world where AI makes everyone question video and photographic evidence, so supernatural entities no longer feel compelled to avoid appearing on camera

everytime i have to think about that awful woman she should pay me $100

Hey babe, dinner is ready 😘

My cat stepped on my still healing clit and now I'm nonverbal because it hurts so bad

I need that back alley green glow stick HRT

Zach Snyder's next act as a shitty director is that he's making a "hot lesbian action movie" This movie will 100% be for men not lesbians

I got attacked by a cat :3

Gonna get this shirt to celebrate my vaginaplasty

woman who's giving you the absolute best sex of your life and you realize you're just a Tuesday to her

flirting and aftercare are underrated parts of sex

I am not going back to work tomorrow due to recent complications with my recovery. I am out of time off and have no source if income until my surgeon clears me for work. I know its a tight month financially for most people but anything helps 🩷

Being a lesbian and a cumslut is kind of an annoying predicament

Its Thursday, which means I'm due for my tummy kisses. Any volunteers?

Strapping girls is the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes

A girl told me I "don't look a day over 20" and there's just no way thats true.

"Do to others as you would have them do to you" is a good takeaway from the bible if you're a switch

Bryan Fuller really likes writing characters who are extremely gay for each other without actually being gay (Hannibal and Will Graham, Garak and Bashir)

The desire to both be a pilot and a handler in Girl Frame is real

I wish I could type the word "beautiful" and not hear Jim Carrey from 2003's "Bruce Almighty"

Showed someone Crimes of the Future for the first time and after a certain point she just excitedly exclaimed- "This movie is just sex!"

Just referred to the space between my fingers as the "finger pits"

it’s monday again so i’d like to remind you: it’s your civic duty to steal from your job

I did not have as many fishing related lines in my tackle box as I thought I did

Lesbian bait

You've heard of "I'm a bottom and incapable of making decisions." but what about "I'm a top and so I can be an asshole to anyone."