Tag yourself. I'm DIVAAAA

Snuffbait turkey girl

The only people allowed to be landlords should be Dominatrixes

t4t vibes

deli wrap like discount meat marked down twice dirt cheap tossed in a locked bin an warmed by bacon grease on patrol of my street

the countess of money crisco smooth as an android disco make your atmosphere toxic from orbit like benjamin lafayette sisko

wisconsin lucky is when chicago gets snow what sticks an we dont

Me telling a top "don't be gentle".

post a non religious book you think of as holy

craving my 420 golden light, give me back my summer ** psychically pushes the globe where i want it **

Monochrome Monday again

next time a doctor has a concern about my levels, i think ill reveal a concern i dont know what thier GPA was

waterboarding, but with human blood

unbelieving in the no-win scenario seeks an aptitude for changing the rule a lesson about individual v society they be taught this lesson why cant you is this very rule, your own personal kobayashi-maru no props until you live long, vulcan dog and his laughing fool.

when im feeling witchy:

post a non religious book you think of as holy

i want someone to play cards with

$55!!! Thank you. I’m definitely getting to eat this week 💖 Been dreaming of fruits & veg. I’m very excited about that. Thank you so much to those who have QS/RS & donated 🫶 #MAboost #HelpFolksLive2025

There is no posters bushido code, there are no rules of engagement, there is not a posters Geneva convention, if you start shit online and someone goes thermonuclear, well I hope you learned a valuable lesson about starting shit online you spineless cuck

chronic ridiculitus

to put it succinctly: the psychosexual mechanism of transphobia is a patriarchal threat that preys on women using judgement and threats of violence to trigger anger and fear and a feeling of loss of control in a woman as part of the realtime negotiation towards sex

Proof of outside

we kissed this titty we kissed this titty and cock and balls

My first contribution to Monochrome Mondays. 🖤🤍

gotta keep it together for one more chat and then im going to stretch this gd core muscle back out nice bright day for a brisk sunny winter walk

in the sunlight i thought i saw a few leftover white chest hairs that needed plucking if not electro … and then realized it’s just natural fine vellous hairs all over my skin that i only would notice with very specific lighting

btw the same thing applies to makeup and voice training: practice and don't take yourself too seriously. it gets so much easier if you can learn to laugh about it

achievement unlocked: told a recruiter "no, thank you" after a 20-minute screen, that the position wouldn't be able to retain me an id 'get bored as hell' and i didnt feel crushing crippling shame in the back of my neck, i in fact felt confident an capable (and tired, just. a lil. tired.) onward

I'm so glad Aloy understands what I'm about. 😌 "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"

if there was one day the bean could have exploded, obliterating all meat within a large radius, it shoulda been this day

shaking my heads-up-display

This was a harrowing read across the board--a collection of stories I'd seen or read or heard over the last month but to see it all totaled up was something else entirely. And then I got to Kingsbury's follow up note:

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

please please read this

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speaking of christmas, get your orders in soon! with all the apartment shenanigans production has been slowed down a lot (🫠) so if you want to make sure things ship in time the earlier the better warmleatherette.com

Easter Sunday and she's dressed in black Pez machine in hand, riding a bmx Running barefoot through the graveyard drawing pentagrams on tombstones Her bloodbath visions are for him not me

just got a notification that these have shipped! they’ll be dropping in the store just in time for christmas orders ✨ warmleatherette.com

sliding the rizz lever to 120% for a few minutes so i can scale it back to 65-70% for this upcoming phonecall like my mutha taught me toooooo

whistling to attract mates and ward off enemies

bitch im a brick of solid gold

the kind of head fog where i want my brain smashed out with a lemon-wrapped gold brick

I need somebody with strong hands to push their strong fingers into the painful parts of my back where I cannot reach Why aren't you flipping the turtle over why are you letting it die in the sun