having violent sex with a robot girl and when you’re done carefully and methodically disassembling her to clean the cum off of each component as aftercare

PLEASE HELP OUT TESS

Steel Bidetlion

everything is electric and energetic

kink heals

Lwaxana Troi convinces me that Star Trek could pull off a Golden Girls series. Trek has always written its Elders with more humanity than 99% of shows.

Passed around a group of mean dykes

whipping you in the face with my tail until you give me attention

When you’re in a long distance relationship and she comes to visit

guess who just got the coolest cassette tape ever

i mean this truly, saying it with my full chest, tits too this century sucks 25% in and, not a big fan gotta say

my cat every day at 4 pm

"clever girl..." oh i love jurassic park "me too but i was quoting Total Recall"

The sexual tension between this and my credit card

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

spring 2026 for s2 nitro deck maybe i'll wait until next fall for a switch2, if i get one at all im overdue for a steamdeck, that old library is gathering dust

best thing i bought for my og/oled switch was the CKRD controller, lets it feel real big like a steamdeck yeah actually i like the giant bear-sized og xbox controller gimmie smth big to wwrap my hands round lemme feel the curve of your control

hi folks struggling with it all today, woke up with an overdraft notification in checking anything you can do to help or boost, would be a grace Venmo,, @brandysaurian cash.app/$tessellaprice paypal.me/FitPrice

cmon, we went over this,,,it’s cncslop. u only like it because u don’t have a choice

More convinced with every article like this that we're seeing deliberate market manipulation to de-democratize computing at every level, from hard drives and RAM to AI slop in fucking Notepad.

An empress on her throne #catsky #oldercats

Danny Elfman gets all the credit, but oingo boingo wouldn't be complete without the other members, Eric Dwarfman and Brett Humanman

being mean to u but in a hot charming irresistible way

whenever I mention "Yaddle" people look at me confused so I clarify by saying "the more fuckable Yoda" and that does NOT clear up any of the confusion

the legend of zelda: labia majora's mask

go find a shy top and seduce her then give her some mad aftercare OR ELSE 🔫

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the scoop

[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]

terrible thot

we're gonna rent out a Medieval Times and do strap jousting

im glad i worked on my pourover game these last few months bc now i can, w painful migraine halo, stumble out to the kitchen on autopilot, heat the water, grind the beans, fold n wet the filter, spoon the correct portions, and piss a fine stream over my grounds without spilling a drop.

honestly the best thing for my mental health has been lots of little fancy cups for my tea and coffee no, none of the cups really match, that's part of it but yes, the saucer does match the cup wink below is not my photo, just some wistful ebay wishing ceramics are so fckn cool

!!!

going to make some coffee and see if it alleviates this tension headache also i think the sky is trying to crush me but what else is new this is my graine there are many like it but this one is mine

could any post-op baddies (especially in the seattle area) give maya a hand?

hey chat: for the purposes of getting bottom surgery paid for by my insurance, what counts as a “licensed mental health professional”? are there certain credentials i should look for? does a counselor count?

struggling with a tension headache, woke up with it my sleep being so off must be something im fighting, i dont feel well and havnt for at least a week, sleeping way more than normal catching up on rest is good, but i dont feel like im catching up to much of anything right now body pain bad

hi folks struggling with it all today, woke up with an overdraft notification in checking anything you can do to help or boost, would be a grace Venmo,, @brandysaurian cash.app/$tessellaprice paypal.me/FitPrice

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

what if i laid down again for sleep

Proof

one of the best films, ever

i found this photoshop file on my computer and i don't remember why i did this

i'm reading Asimov's "The Naked Sun" and he's absolutely trying to low key say this woman is a tranny 💀 thought i was reading too much into it when he describes her large chin and bulbous forehead but pages later he mentions her Adam's Apple 😭 protagonist finds her low voice strangely attractive 👀

move zig

DIY HRT community knowledge once again formerly vindicated years later by cis doctors. shoutout to @katie.bzky.team’s practical guide to feminizing HRT: pghrt.diy

New PFP

goblin voice: sack of cobbage cheese for m'lord?