*lips pressed against mic* boymoping

okay, I can't help myself NEW MUSIC VIDEO BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO

“so when did you get the bpd into functional recovery?” “well…

“Are you analyzing me *right now*” “Only if you’re giving me a check for $125 by the end of the hour”

Have a tumblr post for World AIDS Day

steal her look

introducing my new economic plan for america: the KEGEL act

over 50 and never use filters, just hydrating, a decent spf, and vibes✨

we’re all talking about the same tom stoppard, right? okay.

women and [sic]women

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

hello, it's Tess it's been a week since any donations, Dec rent is due soon job apps n callbacks for interviews have been quiet this week (holiday, im sure) im doing my very best i mean my very very best not to be scared all day every day while dealing with chronic pain during this time thank you

going in on stranger things, idc idc, this is my white whale of sunk cost fallacies

That wasn’t very PLUR, bro

also got typecast as a huge sleazeball for max headroom

hey uhhh y’all heard about tube tops?? this shit absolutely rips

ten years:

no.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

☑️ i’m in this picture and practicing my dbt skills, growing and learning, finding ways to self-soothe and accept and love myself

Charlie Brown (2026)

“hey jude” moar liek “hey let’s take a mid song and make it interminably long”

@heartpunk.bsky.social for your consideration: pag bipes

when they love you so much

oh sure when i simulate progress, i get put on a pip but when an ai does it, it’s all “i need another $10B” and “this is so critical the government should prop it up”

i love social media bc despite having a mental illness, i can simply log on to hear some shit like “kweli, human pet, stancil, and rev mags are fighting” and immediately think “eh, i could be a lot worse”

i was pretty fucked up, and kinda still am, but i’m in a lot better place now and i want you to have some of that good shit too

“Come off it, Mr. Arbuckle,” he said, “you can’t win, you know. You can’t lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely.”

if i had a nickel for every trans lesbian at this uhaul center, i’d only have $0.20 but it’s etc etc

Team Lead: I want you to think about how AI integrates into your workflow. Me, ADHD: Bet.

y’all keep that energy up for folx and plume health too

❄️At 8 years hrt you don’t flip the asshole off, you pretend to ignore them while casually showing off your favorite knife to your friend and calmly talking about the one time you used it, until you and the transphobe reach an understanding

they finally make an ai product i’d consider buying only to pull it from the shelves as soon as i find out?? 😤 😤 😤

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

happy international men’s day!

i cannot begin to tell you how good it feels to have no representation in this chart

not content with killing the boy that was my pre xition self, also killing the girl i was during xition. sorry, girl, you’ve been replaced with a non-depressed, confident, capable, bitch who can handle her shit

she’s learning about setting boundaries. she’s saying her self-affirmations.

You know what else has a big tent? The fucking circus

y’all sure are giving a lot of oxygen to that fake journalist you proclaim to hate seeing in the news

earlier today i recalled reading, sometime this week, “if you do x, you will become a very different person” and then thinking “hell yeah lfg” but i can’t remember what x was nor if i read it in like a horoscope, tarot card, book, heard it in therapy, or dreamed it… and yet, i’m p sure i did it

pretty sure the last words i’ll speak as i leave this world are “oh. i get it now.”

*turns around in chair* you know who else got suspended for 72 hours

this fucking guy got to get married and have kids and not get arrested for sodomy because the dems were willing to give a shit about identity, and i can’t wait to punch this sellout fuck-you-got-mine motherfucker when i see him in the camps

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

*branding red hot iron* ladies?

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

Y’ALL? LMFAO.

which is not dissimilar to when i slapped a girl’s ass and tackled her into bed and siri activated fall detection anyway turn all that shit off unless you really need lifecall type devices

me, to my therapist: “…and i was so embarrassed, like fucking shoot me” therapist, to the cops: “she is of imminent risk to her own safety”