ex/bff was playing the worst pool game until i relentlessly negged her into making the last three shots, then looked her straight in the eyes and said, “rack em” .. she did. never underestimate the power of a brat.

anyone seen people writing msgs in dating apps with things like: ^1,2^ or ^4,5,6^ ? strongly suspecting this is an llm copy paste or is this something else

starting a gofundme for that volvo driver to finish the job

transfem: “i could easily strangle you” me: aw you’re so sweet men: “i could easily strangle you” me: hello, human resources??

for the record, men, “i could easily strangle you” is not a great opener

of course judith butler is a doll, next question

i think empathy, compassion, tolerance, and understanding are great qualities. i share those values. but if that’s all you have in your anti-racism, anti-fascist toolbox, you are at a serious tactical disadvantage.

i’m not sure where people are getting the impression republicans weren’t as racist or less vocal back in the early 2000s, did i experience an alternate 9/11 and iraq war timeline? or were you just not paying attention to the rhetoric or hate crimes or authoritarian laws?

i cannot believe i am paying $10k a semester to get this type of “feedback.” not a single goddamn comment in the paper itself either.

@tyranny.sparklenoise.com this shitass site won’t even let me copy the link to the post smdh 😤 (details in alt text)

emailing tim cook to say apple tv is outdated and offensive and should be renamed apple cd

can’t believe y’all led me to believe creatine ain’t some placebo ass shit, never trust the intarnet

we should give bo burnham a t-slur pass, i just think he’d say it respectfully and v sensually

SLUT now playing FUCK HARD 3: FUCK HARDER - click here for PISS STREAM hi I'm looking for a new role any leads would be appreciated

discord really needs quick account switching, like, i’m gonna join the tech job board when i have a server tag that says SLUT on every single one of my messages? i mean, maybe…

i will not go back to mastodon because i do not need a pile on for not CWing an image like this with food, eye contact, animal cruelty, treif, weapons

told some fuckwad in my neighborhood doing twice the speed limit to slow down and got a very gender-affirming “fuck you bitch fuck you” so thanks for that, random high school kids in the fancy mercedes coupe your bourgeois parents bought you

@jay.bsky.team congrats ruining a once useful tag because y’all have the thinnest skin, please continue tripping over your own dicks, it’s working out great ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘛𝘦𝘢𝘮. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

hey ios, you feelin ok? need anything from the pharmacy?

it’s incredibly cool to be a trans woman inflicted with the most gender unaffirming condition possible because, if nothing else, i can reply to shitposts with medically accurate information

When Chicken Tenders are half off.

Nobody's going to ban your assault first aid kit. Nobody gets spooked and calls in an active healer. One North American Rescue IFAK is worth four magazines of 5.56mm ammunition. It'll likely save more life than your ammunition. A WFR class is worth a cheap rifle.

oh thank god, for a second i was worried they would combine this with the crimes of bathroom usage, attending a protest, or minor shoplifting to label all trans people as terrorists, glad they’re not gonna do that, phew!

love how we have this massive medical panopticon yet every specialty appointment requires me to re-enumerate every surgery and medication, like, it’s in fucking mychart, that is the whole fucking point of it, what are we doing here

me, getting my counseling degree

on the plus side, at least they’re not bringing “the man show” back

exploding wine bottles, space x cocaine plane, oWo assassination,,, the next “we didn’t start the fire” rewrite is gonna be lit and that’s just one month

look i am typically not into conspiracies but at the same time, it doesn’t seem unlikely that the president had a stroke jeopardizing admin plans for authoritarian rule and needed something to accelerate and galvanize it, sorry if that sounds crazy, but it strikes me as very plausible

congrats to all my favorite t-slurs for outliving a transphobic piece of shit, please give yourselves head pats

it is very cool how for four years doctors told me that cumming blood was totally benign and not to worry and then after i demanded a ct scan they were like oh there’s a large abscess in your prostate bee tee dubs whoopsie haha glad you asked for that test

💉💦 01:03.47 #RCEI

brat4brat is truly transcendent

good morning

12 years can really fuck you up (complimentary)

MY TRANS DAUGHTER BEAT UP YOUR ORGANIC HONORS STUDENT

sorry, i haven’t been *refills coffee* here much i’m *checks on omelette* apparently running *fluffs pillow and blankets* a bed and *washes dildos* breakfast for cute *smooches a girl to gently wake her up* trans girls

oh i forgot to mention, we were also being hot

any trans women with neovags ever gone in for a pap test? mychart will not stop recommending it for my preventive care, and i’m thinking it could be v funny to go for it, could be worth it for the bit

ok we’re back let’s see how this goes. we had a great time touching ass while we were gone. also, we’re plural. again. if you care.

when there’s discourse i can’t see

Made this for insta but fuck it I'm gonna post it on bsky, too. Any queers with a room in Ireland hmu ✨☺💜

EVERYBODY SHUT UP, IT’S MY TRANNIVERSARY. 12 years ago, i and a trace amount of estrogen prescribed by a cis pervert i mean doctor (allegedly) started a journey towards me becoming the insufferable and cringe bitch i am today and nobody will ever fucking take that from me

finding will stancil in a crashed car by a snowdrift, taking him back to my cozy cabin, nursing him back to health by a cozy fireplace, repeatedly breaking his legs until he can draw 500 charts that accurately reflect the lived economic experience of actual democratic voters

alt text would be a lot easier if the text field would fucking scroll to the cursor instead of the area where you are typing/editing being stuck behind the ios keyboard

we might have plateaued but in our defense we had to draw a couple extra mg as a fuck you to the doctor who wants our midcycle levels below 200pgml hashtag lolno hashtag ainthappenin 💉 01:24.29 #RCEI

starting a therapy group of 10 people and making 10 group chats with each one leaving out a different person, then making a random accusation in each chat of the absent person, just to feel something

it is with mixed feelings i must report i’m too insignificant and uninteresting to be talked about behind my back in a group chat