He's libbing out

Just overheard some guy at the bar say “donkeys are the best”

Tonight would be a great night for President Trump’s chronic venous insufficiency to advance to the next stage

“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?” - Sean Duffy, Transportation Secretary of the United States of America, Nov 8 2025

This literally looks like fucking shit. I’m not just saying that because I think he’s a sickening pedophile rapist who smells horrible. It legitimately looks like it was decorated by a demented moron. I pray the reaper comes for him immediately.

“Your dick isn’t botched or weird, Elon. It’s a totally normal and good dick.”

I’m always saying this. Usually to no one in particular

Friday night on Bluesky:

“Sentient” doing a lot of heavy lifting here

For those of you who watched A Serbian Film and thought, “Hoo-boy! Can’t wait to see what they do for the sequel!”

Sure, why not. Have a Serbian hotel, Mr. President. You deserve it, you disgusting blob of sentient diarrhea.

Your mother is ashamed of you Pete

The idea of Steve Bannon in prison is making me want to become a CO

Bro's got the Zurg blaster nips

He gotta rename it the Cuck Truck now. And do something about those freaky ass nipples for the love of God

Did we ever figure out what the deal was with Andrew Cuomo driving around in a white bronco on election day? That was weird, right?

The veil can get even thinner if Mike Pence has the courage….BWAAHAHAHHAHA

Go towards the light Donald…. Yes…… Closer………..

“Why did you kill me, President Trump? You used to be my best friend.”

say hello to my lil hoagie!

There’s no way he smelled the mustard and the onions in this short amount of time

“They drew first mustard, not me”

Sandwich man leaving court

ICE CREAMED by SANDWICH! idk all i got for this one

Why are we invoking Kamala Harris catchphrases here

I’ll accept her lengthy prison sentence

DC residents are “fed” up with the “baloney” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It would be irresponsible to assume otherwise

In my opinion it was very disrespectful of RFK Jr. to whack off in the Oval Office bathroom today while some Swedish guy was dying on the floor outside. He needs to be held accountable and removed from office.

A lot of sources are confirming yes

RFK inner monologue: “OK, we’ll probably break for at least 10 minutes here. I’m gonna go rub one out real quick.”

“The science is getting stronger and stronger every day. We’ve advised the physicians to reduce the thresholds.”

This is like when Laura Loomer came on Bluesky for a day and said she wants to build bridges

I like how she retired, came back just in time to bungle the 2024 election for democrats, then promptly retired again.

Psst. It’s not just NoVA

I like when she said "who cares about fooking Christmas!"

People are calling her the Shohei Ohtani of patriotism. A true dual threat: waves AND stands.

How could you not care about something like this

Exciting news: First Lady Melania Trump is set to be honored by Fox Nation as Patriot of the Year. I think this was an excellent choice. When I think of all the many Melania patriotism moments, my favorite was when she stood next to the president, and waved a bunch. Congratulations to the FLOTUS.

On behalf of Emma Stone, thank you

This testimony has to be one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard 😂

Holy fuck the president is a demented moron. Send help