This is a miracle for those with ears to listen

This is the song that reminds me that a better world is possible

A cover of this song is the only entry on iTunes for someone named “Mozart von Bachtoven”

Fuck. This made me forgot what I came on here to post.

this is my ringtone and my alarm song lol

Biden sings from a place of pain. Trump sings from a place of love

Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this

Kind of amazing to watch some of these guys realize in real time that Trump is a demented pedophile who smells like shit and who most people hate

Now that they’ve stopped minting the penny, what are Trump supporters going to put in a sock to beat small children and defenseless animals with?

pedophilia is the president's worst issue

My mother riding shotgun used to alternate between, “Well, they’ve finally caught up with you,” and “I SMELL BACON!”

Every time I see a cop in my rearview mirror I think “Welp. The jig is up. I’m going to prison for 40 years” even if I haven’t done anything wrong.

Many people are waking up to this

Squirdward was an incel too Patrick is a Chad tho

No one wants to talk about this, but SpongeBob was literally a fucking idiot. Guy routinely had some of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard. I couldn’t stand him.

The ending of weapons gave me a brand new visual to add to the dark thoughts related to some.

The number of times a day I think “I’d love to see this person’s head get crushed in a hydraulic press” can’t be good for my psychological wellbeing

I guy can’t even jerk invisible dicks anymore, because of woke

“She was 15, your honor. Practically a grandma.”

I can’t believe our nazi insurrectionist pedophile president has a “signature shimmy”

“We found 186,000 dead people... and that was just in RFK Jr’s basement!”

Hey, hey, Donald J How many kids did you rape today?

Frog and Toad on the Epstein list confirmed

“I’m starting to understand why you killed me, President Trump…”

Oh no. I would hate to lose the gentle, even-tempered touch of the Trump-Musk faction of the Republican Party

If President Trump wants to switch up the narrative from this Epstein stuff, my suggestion to him would be to have another stroke

I wouldn’t have shaken Mike’s hand knowing how much of his son’s porn he’s looked at

A president Schlong could put us back on the international stage.

Typical BlueSky purity test

If i were the president of the united states i simply wouldn't have spent 50-60 years of my life raping and molesting a wide variety of innocent victims including children and then run for office promising to expose pedophiles and then call it a hoax once elected

He should remove his beanie in protest

Lmao even the pathetic beanie-wearing morons who get paid by Russia to spout pro-Trump propaganda are turning on him

6 months ago they would have outright dismissed the NYT as a fake news communist rag. The Nazi insurrectionist brains are atrophying right now.

It’s very funny when people jump off the Trump train because of the most nonsensical batshit reasons. “We can’t even deport the mayor-elect of NYC. I’m fucking done with this guy.” Evan, there’s something wrong with your brain. Welcome to the resistance.

Please never say “drip drip drip” and have the next word be “Trump” ever again

The answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, and EW FUCK YES

he's a shit-the-pantser too

I’m starting to wonder if the president is a treasonous pedophile rapist with dementia who smells absolutely horrible

Trump made Epstein say “YECCHHH!” I mean what do you have to do to freak *that* guy out

Being assessed as insane by Jeffrey Epstein is absolutely brutal stuff

Trump take egg

The word “Epstein” never came out of Kamala Harris’ mouth once during the 2024 campaign

Sometimes you bring up Epstein and people start to act like you’re talking about QAnon shit and it’s like, no, he and Donald Trump were literally neighbors and BFFs for many years lol

It is the perfect time for America to reach its Final Form, online sports books taking bets on how many people the rapist Leader will murder this week

Trump is going up blow up so many fishermen this week

MCAFEE: Sir, any thoughts about the tush push? TRUMP: I ended 12 wars

Lmfao. This thing is going to be talking about white genocide in South Africa faster than you can say “Epstein”

What is dying with complaining? “Oh god, I’m dying. Are you kidding me with this shit? It’s just my luck to die, what a goddamn crock. Oh god somebody help. Auuuggggghh. And to add insult to injury, I’ve crapped my pants. I’m being treated very, very unfairly.”

Difficult admission to make publicly. True courage.