Thinking about Mr. Blobby again

When you’re absolutely haunted by the responses to your posts

I hope Catturd gets another bowel blockage in 2026

Elon Musk? You mean Uncle CSAM? Not a fan.

This is objectively facts

I desperately need to never hear that “mystical magical” song ever again. Without hyperbole it’s quite literally the worst song I’ve ever heard. Enough.

2026: scrolling past the AI generated CSAM on the nazi pedophile app to see my favorite politicians' public anti-war statements

You’re letting your family down, Chuck. They’re so disappointed in you. The Baileys too. They’re all shaking their heads at your performance. Sad.

This all but confirms my suspicions that President Trump is an evil dipshit nazi pedophile rapist from hell who has dementia and smells horrible

Stephen Miller looks like if they took Kermit the frog’s facial features, slapped them on Scott Adam’s body, and somehow the results were even less sexy than the sum of its parts would imply

There’s something deeply psychologically wrong with every single person involved in this administration, without exception

Give ms briefings, daddy

“Let me be clear: brief us now”

The Donroe Doctrine

“It’s always snack time, Mr. Torrance”

My dog is currently trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s snack time when we both know full well it’s not snack time yet. This is his energy in 2026 I guess.

I’ve seen this energy before.

This fucking jackass really just said “compelling evidence should be presented forthwith.” Bro thinks he’s in Hamilton or something. This is really really sad.

We need boots up his ass. Someone should invent a Congress asap

Lmfao she really hates him. I was sort of convinced that their whole beef was kayfabe but nah she wants blood lol

The people have spoken: FIFA should stick to soccer from here on out

I think they… they just kidnapped the president of Venezuela

No fuckin way dude. What?!

My favorite Velvet Underground track is “Clippy Says”

Putting “Grok says” in a news headline is basically tantamount to putting “Clippy says” in a news headline

Welcome Bluesky newcomers. Please be advised that, on this site, generating a firehose of CSAM is considered to be against the terms of service.

The right: “we’re not pedophiles” Also the right: “computer, please turn this image that wasn’t previously child porn into child porn”

X contributes to popular culture in the same way Jared from Subway does.

🎼We arreee Charlie Kiirrkkkkk We carrryyyy the flameeeee We’ll fiiiiigghhhtt for the gospellllllll We’ll honorrrr his nameeeee🎶

The year is 2026. The Nazi rapist chatbot, no longer content in solely being a Nazi rapist, has begun churning out child porn.

Does he know it’s an option to just shut the fuck up?

New Year’s resolution to not knowingly drink diarrhea going well so far

Hell yeah, getting to be the first guy to piss on the bathroom floor for the day is a real treat.

The best part about day drinking is being at the bar before the bathroom floor is covered with urine

Having Letitia James swear in Mamdani is such a great fuck you to Trump after that slurpfest in the oval office

It’s so funny that our demented pedophile slob president thought telling the newspaper “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart” would quell ongoing speculation about the poor state of his health

Both of his parents were quivering, demented piles of shit who looked like demons conjured up in the evil dead cinematic universe. Not sure what genetics he’s referring to

😮🎤🎼WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIRRRRKKKKKKKK WE CARRRYYYYY THE FLAAAAAMEEEEEE🎵

I lived in nyc for like 10 years and I can’t recall ever once giving a shit about who the mayor was

It’s literally still 2025 where I am lmaooooo. Yall 2026 people old as hell

Someone at one of these NYE shows should perform “WE AREEE CHARLIE KIIIIRRRRKKKKKK”

Hey happy new year everyone. It’s been nice losing my absolute shit with you all here in 2025. Looking forward to more incredulous shrieking, yapping, and perhaps a few goofs here and there in 2026. Cheers.

It’s gonna be interesting when daycares start beefing up security and the next guy who tries to make a little YouTube documentary gets his head blown off

Why is this feces-covered pedophile just posting random articles with no context like a Facebook grandma?

Just turned on the news and the story they were running was like “it’s really cold out” and they interviewed someone who was like “I’m wearing a hat, scarf , and gloves because it’s really cold.” Meanwhile, evil reigns supreme all across the world.

😮🎼🎶WE’LL FIIIIIIIGGHHHTTT FOR THE GOSPELLLLLLLL WE’LL HONORRRR HIS NAMEEEEEE🎵

I guess technically this was last year, but I’m still very fond of the time someone had a full crashout in my mentions because I said “fuck peanut the squirrel”

Idk why this Dhillon person is everywhere lately but we need to stop making these nutjobs famous. I can’t deal with another one of these assholes.

bsky.app/profile/nora... Apparently Matt is a big interviewee for the NYT.