This is incredible but the only answer is Nothing Compares 2 U. Did Prince even record a version of it?

There is only one true answer to this

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

My dog on the 5th of July.

If I’m Gerald Ford and I’m rich and successful and have everything but there is a more Gerald Ford than me, I’m going to Gerry.

Donald Coke

Security Alert

Cause the folks in north Dallas have too much money to spend and have decided to spend it on SMU?

“The killings will continue until morale improves!”

My dog on the 5th of July.

The funniest thing to happen is England win and then lose a heartbreaker to Spain right?

for me it's always diarrhea summer

You’re more than welcome to try. How big a boy are ya?

I knew but that’s because I’ve played an exorbitant amount of gran turismo

How many boys could they haul off this mountain Shoot full of holes, cuffed, and laid in the streets 'Til we come in to town in a stark ravin' anger Looking for answers and armed to the teeth

Yall ever had this stuff? Holy moly instant coffee has come along way

It’s ok for pieces of shit to simply be pieces of shit. Not everything is cloak and dagger. Some people just fucking suck.

I haven’t seen, in 24 hours one specifically good thing that Lindsey Graham did in his entire life. Even his long time colleagues haven’t said one thing he did to better his community, his state or his country.

One of my favorite clips was him learning about Tahiti before colonialists arrived www.imdb.com/title/tt8966...

Christopher Walken be like

Republicans aren’t sports fans example one million.

None of my current colleagues are attempted to restrict Americans voting rights, none of my current colleagues support locking people up for being Mexican, none of my current colleagues are cool with women bleeding out in hospital parking lots. If they were I’d tell them to eat shit too.

The fucker wanted to strip us basic freedoms. You don’t have to do this.

Lindsey Graham, died doing what he loved doing most, shitting himself to death.

McConnell is a vegetable at best, Lindsey Graham shit himself to death and Conor mcgregor got that ass whooped.

Lindsey Graham, died doing what he loved doing most, shitting himself to death.

I would say rest in piss Lindsey Graham but that’s too good for him. I hope he flounders in piss.

Apparently I have a teammate who I’ve been calling the wrong name for almost 3 weeks. I said “hey Charlie blah blah blah” and another coworker looks over at me and says “did you just hit him with the hard R?” Apparently his name is Chalie”.

Store I work in the musiac is playing OPP by naughty by nature.

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Asked the kid if she wanted a deviled ham sando, she asked what it was so I showed her and then she threw up and died.

Listen, I’m not naive enough to think Bernie Lomax was a good dude but I bet compared to Mitch McConnell he’s a saint.

Asked the kid if she wanted a deviled ham sando, she asked what it was so I showed her and then she threw up and died.

My wife is on a girls camping trip this weekend so to celebrate I bought a can of deviled ham for sandwiches.

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Why do they play World Cup games in the middle of the day? Cause it’s prime time in the countries that are playing? I don’t get it.

Cream cheese, carmalized onions, brown mustard

BlueSky was made for this guy

It’s been so long since I didn’t either write my own schedule or have a set schedule that today I had a mini panic attack worrying if I had forgotten if I worked today or not. So I’m wired right now, how about you?

The frenchest dude of all time.

Mbappe is inevitable

Just a fantastic reply.

“TJ Maxx is now sourcing surplus meat products from some of the finest brands in the country and passing the savings on to our loyal customers,” said the department store’s CEO, Ernie Herrman

Wasn’t allowed to watch the simpsons but could watch Seinfeld

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

J E Double F J A Double R E Double T.