Hold up. This is a pro billionaire account?

Hold up. This is a pro billionaire account?

Cool papa bell was so fast he could hit a line drive up the middle and it would hit him in the head sliding into 2nd.

Brock dumped unceremoniously during an entrance?

Brock wins faces punk at mania. Cody/Roman scrap setting up their maina match that will headline night 2.

Did the Thunder really kill college basketball in this state as much as it seems?

My favorite Sami Zayn thing is when I was telling my wife that he’s Syrian. You should have seen her face.

Gunther needs to begin to rededicate himself. Still looks good but he can backslide quick.

This is the match that I can’t figure out. Gunther should win but I don’t believe AJ is done.

Brah

That was stiff. Damn.

This has Liv Morgan written all over it.

My only problem with the ladies rumble is that most of the women are shorter than the top rope so they have to come up with outlandish ways for eliminations.

Man I do not give a shit about either Bella.

I’m a man of multitudes. On one hand I hate American elites and all the shit they put out. On the other I just gobble up the Saudi princes fucking propaganda like a hog at the trough.

Gotta admit since WFWTD dropped, it’s been pretty sweet.

The 🐐 is in the house

Rip Lamont

Ngl it’s what a 43 year old looks like today.

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

Anyone want to guess how ya boy is doing today?

Everyone still on Twitter is knowingly complicit, from yesterday till the end of time.

Can’t decide if I want to eat at a fancy restaurant today or bail. I have a get out of jail free card for it.

I found my answer. A converted DG in Skiatook.

LFG?

Just took some midol LFG!

Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

When you find out your team is co-owned by a pedophile

... really feel like most americans don't want to be ruled by billionaire pedophiles and some politicians could make some headway on that.

Just know, you are always talking to Jose. He will act like he’s Ozzie. But it’s always Jose.

Go to sad song.

Sexy spice Baby spice Sporty spice Scary spice Ho spice.

Wonder what Tony Dokoupil asked Don Lemons mom?

Donald Trump raped teenagers. This is why that's bad for Joe Biden.

I would also like some saucy linguals.

So they didn’t get a judge to sign off.

Oh how I miss the deserts of Santa Poco.

Patti LaBelle?

Could sing so well that she could even sing badly well.

Still time to get with Lou Holtz

My wife decided to stream this a couple of years back. I didn’t watch but I stood and watched in the living room for what seemed to be forever and I can attest it’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

[whispering to Kraft while watching Melania when Melania first appears on the screen] That’s Melania

Treat yo self.

Sexy spice Baby spice Sporty spice Scary spice Ho spice.

These people truly can’t stand when people won’t play their little games.