sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

I just cracked open a Coke Zero and whispered “hair of the dog” to myself.

Someone get that man a towel. He’s bleeding like a stuck pig.

Bro you get an announcement at 1:40 telling you that it’s closing time and this is your last chance to get booze. Like at every bar I’ve ever been to.

Ok now time to see Chad Gable get his ass whooped.

Championships are hard to win. Championships are harder to win without your 2nd best player. Congrats to the spurs. On to next year.

Need another

Game 7 J.

My wife owes me so much fucking money.

It’s why I love football. Perfect to do chores while nervous watching. Not certain my house was ever as clean as it was in November

Please put it in the papers that I had thunderous sex.

The horror.

Trump looks like diarrhea in human form.

LFG.

Carter is a much smarter person than the QB.

Man I wanna teach these guys about Ancient Greece so badly.

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

It’s too bad the people with all the money don’t want us to know what is going on.

I just think of Adolfo Constanza. That dude was messed up.

(To the cadence of the “overrated” chant) NO MORE SENATE (Clap clap clapclapclap) NO MORE SENATE

Moment primed for someone with enough gumption and backbone to reshape our nation. Could go up with the likes of FDR. But that’s a pipe dream

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Zack Attack was legitimately a good band. Also, none of these characters ever showed any musical interest before or after this episode

Do you have to source Wikipedia for the scorpion and the frog fable?

I would suggest it’s good for Texas that he lives in Georgia then.

Please put it in the papers that I had thunderous sex.

Gotta assume Phelps got Bob high as shit and he thinks he’s poising with a camel.

I can play a mean armpit horn and have zero shame about playing it in front of a bunch of fascists for the right price.

I can play a mean armpit horn and have zero shame about playing it in front of a bunch of fascists for the right price.

Thunder win?

Seems like a bad sign for wannabe dictators. The rats are bailing before the ship has even left the dock.

Innocent. He was only doing his job. Jesus yall.

Sure, why not. Have fun with it.

I just figured Katie Miller out. She’s the shallow Hal of racists. We see a bald, gangly, crooked smile, hate filled goblin, she sees the Brad Pitt of hate.

Incredibly specific and detailed.

I had a guy do this while also having a clear no solicitation sign up. So I asked him if he had the capacity to read and when he and I determined that he could read I had him go through the reasons he choose to ignore the sign. I then asked if he believed it would help with the sale. He shrunk away

My tailor would know to move that pocket square up 6 inches.

oh pas de catastrophe, quelle mauvaise idée

Idk anything bout nonbinary deities but I know alanis as god moved me.

Malcolm Kelly

Tim Dwight

No we oh we no. Jerome said no. No we oh we oh.

Sonic has fallen off a cliff but it’s still ok. QT is a good convenience store and I love coneys. I’m a slut for Tulsa.

Morris Day/Time: Jungle Love CCMF : everybody dance now Martina McBride: Independence Day, (about spousal violence)

sauce faible