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Your flat land, pan-shaped tornado den friend. Opinions are always my own.
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Paul Waldman
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Kind of incredible just how sweeping and comprehensive the Trump administration's attack on their rural supporters has been. Not even malign neglect, just an outright assault.
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 5 hours ago
Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
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Merriam-Webster
about 2 hours ago
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Possum Every Hour
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Last night was great
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explore.org
about 15 hours ago
Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑
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Chris “BOO! 👻 DISASTER! WHAT A SCARY IDEA 🎃!” Dobbertean
about 3 hours ago
Get the fuck out of my head.
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WeRateDogs
about 3 hours ago
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
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Patrick Vallely
about 3 hours ago
This was a funny way to learn I have photos being used in the new NASCAR game lol
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 4 hours ago
If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
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Anna Bower
about 13 hours ago
Lindsey Halligan, the attorney selected by Donald Trump to bring criminal charges against James Comey, has never prosecuted a case. But, like Trump, she did get her start in reality TV — with a brief cameo on South Beach Tow. Here is Halligan’s newly resurfaced TV moment:
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🌻The Killing of a Sacred Snep🪐
about 6 hours ago
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes
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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️⚧️
about 13 hours ago
september 30 ... october 1
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steve blueberry
about 14 hours ago
wow sora 2 is incredible
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Domestic Enemy Hat
about 16 hours ago
Not even Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet could give techbros a soul or a conscience
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cook em.
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about 15 hours ago
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@jamesaydelott.bsky.social
hot air balloon alert near Stroud
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one day, all videos will be viralhog
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Feed Your Mascot
about 15 hours ago
BILLABLE HOURS REMAIN UNDEFEATED
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Prisonculture
about 18 hours ago
The GOP controls the whole Federal government. They have to fund it. If they don't, it's their fault. [see how easy that is].
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The Onion
1 day ago
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
https://theonion.com/hungover-hegseth-struggling-to-remember-how-he-ended-up-in-room-full-of-generals/
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Haven't seen anything about these
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San Antonio Current
about 18 hours ago
Sen. Cruz, who voted against releasing the Epstein files, reportedly made the bizarre remark Tuesday morning.
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Ted Cruz says 'stop attacking pedophiles' in gaffe during Senate hearing - San Antonio Current
Sen. Cruz, who voted against releasing the Epstein files, reportedly made the bizarre remark Tuesday morning.
https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-news/ted-cruz-says-stop-attacking-pedophiles-in-gaffe-during-senate-hearing/
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Welp, officially transferred over to Fi. Hope they do me well.
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Homestar Screens
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Jacob Davison
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Generals gathered in their masses Having to listen to two dumbasses
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The Onion
about 23 hours ago
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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NASCAR: hell
about 21 hours ago
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gu3st
about 21 hours ago
i'm looking forward to the inevitable rebranding where they spend 50 million and get
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Jason Beck
about 22 hours ago
Tarik Skubal broke a camera (well, the foul tip did). Oops.
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Maine's Black Lawyer
1 day ago
"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them..." U.S. Constitution, Article III, Section III
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
about 23 hours ago
"Is Donald Trump Pro-Ship" – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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These weren't on my bingo card
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rahaeli
1 day ago
Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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Nate's Myth
1 day ago
a booze cruise? grow up. book me a snooze cruise, I am tired
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Josh Gondelman
1 day ago
Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
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BlackBlur14
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"This could have been an email"
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Sam (ABeardedPanda)
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NBC News
1 day ago
A beacon of the early internet is being silenced today.
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With a final screech, AOL's dial-up service goes silent
One of the earliest consumer internet portals, AOL's dial-up option was once the most common way for people to access the early web.
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That's on me for even giving that asshole my time, but I really cannot emphasize the disdain I have for those manchildren.
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Oklahoma City - not a real place.
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Go fuck yourself, Rob
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Baxter Holmes
1 day ago
NEW: The Thunder are built upon a tragedy that seared their city 30 years ago. When Sam Presti arrived in 2008, he was so inspired by the recovery that he built his team in its image, forging bonds with those whose lives forever changed on April 19, 1995.
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How the Thunder helped heal Oklahoma City 30 years after unimaginable terror
For 30 years, the Oklahoma City bombing -- the most devastating act of homegrown terrorism in history -- has been seared into the identity of the city. Since 2008, the Thunder have been trying to hono...
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Kevin Wall
1 day ago
When does he start hawking crypto? Before or after he does the one arm pushups?
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Zach 🐷🤠
1 day ago
How are you engaging in performative and/or toxic masculinity today? On my way into work this morning, I purposely rear-ended someone for cutting me off while I was mid-sip of my third white Monster and listening to Trapt.
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Mark Chadbourn
1 day ago
Hegseth: “If you want a beard you can join special forces, if not then shave. “We don't have a military full of Nordic Pagans.” Nordic Pagans would win.
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I wonder how many of them voted for this
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