Oh shit, I wonder what Consumer Cellular is going to do about that commercial

Gundy can still be the coach if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right.

wait did gundy get raptured

Ishaan is a Washington post global affairs columnist 👇🏽

Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN

Good riddance

Happy to be chiefing the Zilch crew

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

During trump’s speech, he’s so real

Local network affiliates are the boat dealerships of the media world

Now 58 minutes into his scheduled 15-minute address to the United Nations, President Trump is excoriating world leaders for "canceling my dear friend, and let's face it, a very beautiful woman, Carmen Sandiego" and demanding that the detective agency and its "terrible woke Chief" be defunded

LMAO

so, so great

lmao the fuck

My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.

-_- www.news9.com/story/68d1fb...

The bullshit persists yet so do I.

lmao wot

Have you Hauged a loved one today?

Judging by my commute this morning, the rapture is delayed

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

Why does Mike Gundy still have a coaching job

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Is the rapture central time or eastern time?

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now I can’t stop building computer and collecting Little Guys™

I am not a fan of whoever is mixing the audio channels for this game

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

executive order requiring all citizens to sing "Fly Eagles Fly" every morning

LOL

bring me the babies

for first vaccines given to infants & toddlers, it’s just all 80 of them mixed into one big syringe that says “HORSE” so i see the concern here

there it is. was wondering when the grift would be revealed.

akshully

The year is 2001. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what songs the radio can play. The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play. The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.

Kenvue, the manufacturer of Tylenol, said that “sound science clearly shows that taking acetaminophen does not cause autism.” The company pointed to scientific reviews by multiple government regulators worldwide, including those previously published by the FDA. https://to.pbs.org/4nQ6rUR

Giants aren’t real yet we still named a team after them.

The whole administration in one quote

fuck these McCall ads

laughing at this video again

you know what people HAVE found a direct link between? Blocking two consecutive field goals, and winning football games.

just took some tylenol, and suddenly, I know the track listing of every Billboard No. 1 album from 2008

The nation’s first civil rights sit-in is now memorialized forever, where it actually happened in downtown Oklahoma City.

@tufftitty.bsky.social roll that beautiful butter footage