“The dogs don’t really have heads, but the humanoid does” - Petros Papadakis, ushering in the apocalypse.

What in the auto-generated caption?

Feels like it’s going to be another night when I unable to sleep because of it being stifling in here and the subsequent overthinking that results from being up

(sees news) Yeah. I think I’m going to log off for the night.

SORRY

Post you from a different era I wanted to be Alicia Silverstone from the Aerosmith videos so bad. Also, every single person in this picture is a direct blood relative. Genetics are wild. Read the alt text for details.

Now we will try the two spicy chicken sandwiches fixing me thing.

A boner pill ad during a Kansas-UNC game on ESPN does not bode well for this season’s ad crop.

Time for Bella to try to play a narc.

Re: Purdue, worth noting that last year's national champion had this performance through 30 in its opening game against future 13-19, #196-ranked USF. Opening week follies are sometimes just that.

When Buzz Williams is losing but it's to Georgetown

Dan Shulman has gone from calling the Blue Jays to calling with Jay Bilas.

Am I gonna have to put Peacock on?

Okay, I’m hiding that post because I really do not want another migraine right after yesterday

“It’s the NBA Cup, Jerry” memes are all over the internet this time of year, every year.

Mountain Dew-ass court.

Oh man what

“Can I haz cheezecurdz?”

Note to self: order more cheese curds

Or NOT because they delivered the wrong order!

Time to see if two Culver’s Spicy Chicken Sandwiches can fix me (specifically my empty stomach, since I haven’t eaten since Wednesday night)

Rude! [not you] 😂🩷

So Cornell is 14-for-22 from behind the arc at the half at Kent State and is somehow behind 58-55. Kent State also has 11 threes.

Little Caesars is the Waffle House of Pizza Huts

Post you from a different era (LOOK AT THAT THRILLER SHIRT!)

And if you can look at that thing and think that soon it will replace any human labor, much less all of it, you are a giant stupid baby

There's a Tesla store at the mall near me and they have an Optimus robot in the front window. It does nothing

At least the first woman I saw holding up a fish on Hinge tonight labeled herself as a conservative.

New contacts are even more fucking amazing at home.

Kansas rostering a guy whose major is Yacht Rock

Fine, pup, you can lick-whine tonight since I don’t have a migraine. You’re welcome.

Here I am Rock you like a

Fifth

Maybe the fourth attempt at running Bella’s blankets through the dryer will be the charm?

Going to these lengths in order to starve people, this is insane dickheadery

This rivalry is so intense we got players trying to steal a ball with their shoe.

🎶 You could stand me up at the gates of hell But I'll sit back down 🎶

This is abhorrent. There is absolutely no justification for what's happening in Broadview. We all have to fight it however we can If they are doing this at Broadview they are doing it in other detention centers. This is what the administration wants more of, we cannot tolerate any of it.

Wire me into this so even in death I may rule over my kingdom* *seventh place in the SEC

men only want one thing and it’s taking pictures in the park on an early autumn morning while listening to linger by the cranberries

That was a pleasant afternoon, even if I bailed on my original plan. Blaming myself for not fucking eating since Wednesday! Tomorrow is another day.

My parents will be devastated because it reminded them of where they were regulars when they were dating.

Favorite neighborhood pizza place closed. 😢

I probably should have eaten something before now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank. You.

Well no shit.

So, not you?

Magnificent

Really need to get out this way more often again.