Toby has decided this is his side of the bed tonight, despite the fact that I was here first

I realize it's only 8:52 pm but I'm hoping my neighbor is not planning to continue using a miter saw in his backyard much longer

This is a little more sausage than I was expecting

🎶 But the fool from The Hills Sees his lead going down And the eyes in his head See he won't run this town 🎶

If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.

I guess all the stories about Spencer winning will remain unwritten

A good Sunday for lying around doing absolutely nothing, and Toby seems to have the same idea

The community note on Facebook is sending me

I'm not sure what Muñoz's deal is lately but if he could figure it out that would be great

I'm just a guy standing in front of a TV asking for one more out

@ Mariners

Did they confuse themselves with Crimson Tide the movie?

Good job Speier

Wisdom saved a run there

So I guess we're doing this again, M's?

Really good job Julio and Randy

I think if you hit Colt with the bases loaded we should get two runs

More like KFseat

One time Toby and I were out walking and there was a very large cat sitting at the bottom of a driveway that we didn't see until it was right in front of us. Toby started to growl but the cat walked right up and slapped him in the face. I have never seen him more shocked

This is my favorite covalent Bond girl

Time is a flat circle, etc

My next door neighbor is out on his deck listening to a podcast(?) on his speakers Why?

🎶 I've paid my dues Time after time ... 🎶

Go M's, imo (I was catching up on some work this morning and forgot to turn the game on but perhaps that was good luck for them)

Last night while we were watching TV in bed Toby sat up and looked at me like he wanted to go outside but as soon as I put his light-up collar on he refused to move. I *think* he'd heard a noise outside that he did not like, so he sat there for a few minutes until he decided to go back to bed

Not the first time the US has surprised German defenders on June 6th...

I guess the days weren't the only thing getting longer

I wonder what he's thinking about

J'ai fini ce puzzle du marché aux fleurs

I wonder what he's thinking about

Bake Up Bread Man: A Knives Out Mystery

Well that's less than ideal M's

My mom, who turned 73 on Wednesday, decided she doesn't want to use a push reel lawn mower anymore but was worried that a battery-powered one would be too heavy for her to lift up the three steps from the basement, then it occurred to her that she has a son who stops by roughly three times per week

I guess James Harden isn't the only one who almost completely disappears during the playoffs

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Back to the Future 90s - Beauty and the Beast 00s - The Royal Tenenbaums 10s - Mistress America 20s - Barbie

Now he's cheering up

This team would not lose 10 games, are you kidding me?

Just cannot seem to do better than 2 losses

More like Icelandick(?)

Honorable mentions: Joe Cocker, "With a Little Help from My Friends" John Mayer, "Free Fallin'" Madison Cunningham, "The Age of Worry" Tori Amos, "I Don't Like Mondays" Joe Strummer & Johnny Cash, "Redemption Song"

I was an impressionable college student and I saw them open for Death Cab the same week this song was featured on The O.C., what can I say

We may have finally found a new harness that Toby will tolerate me putting on him 🤞

Deleted my repost of the NBA selfie because it was apparently fake On the other hand I feel better about my own inability to take good selfies with my dog

Why can't we play outside for several hours every day of the week? (a reasonable question)

Now we're talking