Hazel says hello and goodnight Bluesky

thanks San Diego, you were fun and perfect

don’t laugh, authors only remove their posts when under extreme distress

mmmmm is it the barriers that are flipping cars or

Yglesias thinks he's shrewdly cynical, but really he's just an unprincipled dolt with mean impulses. Democratic candidates gain absolutely nothing by adopting conservative bigotries, they just signal to their base that they're not worth voting for. The net result is always negative.

Fuck cancer.

Anybody remember @mcsweeneys.net video quarterly Wholphin?

oh huh, brooks brothers, where have i heard that before

Good morning, Bluesky. Here is a hibiscus flower my daughter found on the sidewalk yesterday.

well, it's #portfolioday and bluesky has a carousel mode now scroll through our hall of wonders it's art we're mox we make art hi cool

✨ gnbsky

well, at least it’s Friday

Excuse me, that is an inside toy

FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this

ballin’

pretty happy with my new do

nobody warned me how often I’d have to shave my ears as I get older

wait mitch mcconnell mysteriously disappears and this count binface with a bin for a face just appears

come on, man

Uncool World

let’s go us mutant ninja turtles

Daaaaaaaad it’s walk time

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

way to go us mutant ninja turtles

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

I just learned what Hyrox means and I would now like to unlearn it

Ooh county assessor notices coming this week. Can’t wait to see what NextDoor thinks of this!

The Voyage of the Mimi is beginning, shush

‘The Longest Wickedest Walk’. A collection of comics about wandering through Denver documenting all the urban life I saw done for the Westword: 16th St, Broadway, Larimer/5 Points, Brighton Blvd, & Colfax Ave (called ‘The Longest, Wickedest Street in America’ hence the comic title.) 40p, out in July

I absolutely love this graphic novel style history of Denver. Wish I could find something like it for Seattle. tintopress.com/product/quee...

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who are cis don’t spend a lot of time wondering if they’re trans

I put water in the coffeemaker. I didn’t put coffee grounds in the coffeemaker.

This is quite literally the best thing you will see today.

Huh

I saw lightning bugs for the first time in my life this trip back east

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

FUCK

is it pronounced barfly or barfly

FYI if you use the Followers feed and wondered why it’s borked

this is the card my kids got me

To all farm worker fathers: Thank you for your hard work, sacrifice and love. Your dedication strengthens your families and feeds our nation. ¡Feliz Día del Padre! #FathersDay

caught up with @darthbluesky.bsky.social today

Better?

Sweet Crush lives in my neighborhood. She is a therapy dog and has her own calling card. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!