Darby keeps staring at me. I won’t give into her demands. I won’t!

The human did yard work today and I helped her set up the hose! #DogsOfBluesky

Cate tag - hoo pleyink??

Very, very angry that these Walgreens reading glasses are helping

Teddy is 6 years old today! He's not sure about the weird chew bone, but he's not giving it back!

Happy 3rd Gotcha Day to Kiff! She's come a long way! She had a decadent breakfast, then ran around the yard with Rashford and Dizzy - perfect dog day! Day 1 she was too terrified to even sit down, fell asleep on her feet! Today she's a happy goober! #DogsOfBluesky #becurious

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

on my way to get a second ice coffee

Good morning! We took a different route this morning, and I found this great brush The only problem was there were no flowers to smell ☀️🌼 #dogsofbluesky #goldendoodle #dogs #morningwalk

Is Cyndi Lauper the Phil Niekro of music in that she uses an eccentric performance quality to deliver consistent results over multiple decades and is unfairly overlooked in the modern game?

Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

“My dad is on a trip but that doesn’t stop him from posting my super special Arboretum walkies!” 🧵

Today the 12yo has declared Gila Monster Awareness Day! This large but sluggish venomous lizard of the southwest US and northwest Mexico is not a threat to people despite its name and threatening reputation. They spend 90% of underground or in rocky shelters.

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

How do you measure the success of a dad joke? On a sighsmograph

@flotempelhof.bsky.social well I hope you’re happy, you jinxed me. There are TWO people there!!!

Important pupdate! Huck and Finn enjoying this rather unseasonably warm weather. My sister has sent some exclusive new photos. CW: terrifyingly adorable

“My dad is on a trip but that doesn’t stop him from posting my super special Arboretum walkies!” 🧵

LOL @ Kash Patel (gift article and the Atlantic is being useful for a change)

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

“Which one of you punkasses think you can take me?”

I know I’ve introduced Epic, the agility-coach’s new border collie puppy before. Well this is her housemate and play-pal, Chaos! (Yes, together they are Epic-Chaos) He’s about 3 1/2 months old. #uglydogs

I like the smelly dirt too #DogsOfBluesky

Think I took a pic of the same range on a flight west last Fall

The Padres play in one of the smallest media markets in MLB! They stunk! No one was going to games! Then their beloved late owner Peter Seidler decided to start spending money and pissed off all the other small market owners by blowing up their whole fake broke scheme and now here we are!

So long Washington, see you again next week

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

Lisa sent me this pic of sideeye she received when trying to lie down for a nap

“Before these most recent donations, the biggest gift NPR had seen was that of Joan B. Kroc, the widow of McDonald's mogul Ray Kroc, who left over $200 million to the network.” Seeing a pattern here… well done, Connie people.com/wife-of-form...

Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?

so Panda went to the groomer today

NEW: A PR company is operating a bizarre fake news site that's plagiarizing original journalism at a massive scale -- all while spewing misinformation, publishing hallucinated quotes, and replacing real people’s names with “Jane Doe.” Also: it misquotes the Pope. futurism.com/artificial-i...

I saw these shoes and now you have to as well

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow. Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance. Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

In that case I have a message of love and compassion to everyone who supports Trump

I went to the library to get a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian said that she thought it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not!

“Dad has to go on another busyness trip but he promises to post some special walkies tomorrow after he lands!”

✨magic socks✨

Exactly one year ago today:

Good thing i screencapped it

Good evening and happy Thursday! The good news, it was another beautiful, almost summer-like day. Bad news, the human wasted it by going to “the office.” But we did get some evening walkies at least 🧵 #DogsOfBluesky

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fox just had a banner referring to mamdani's planned grocery store as "trader zo's," and one must admit that's a good bit

u are not the boss of me blue sky