The human got us Christmas jam-jams and I’m honestly not sure how to feel about them. 🧵 #DogsOfBlueSky

No matter how hard you work at sophisticated interior design, Darby is still a derp

No one is getting convicted anywhere for the ice babys’ hurt feelings. The sandwich guy just joined the… club

Neither government nor defense requests anything at this time…not even an afternoon snack. So that—and I know you’ve been waiting for it—is a wrap.

Is this what they meant by open workspace

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

This is tremendous reporting, i highly recommend reading the thread and following Heather. The judge says federal agents have lied under oath and one hopes she’s in her windup now to throw the goddamn book at them

Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs. Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social

SCOOP (free, as it's FOIA-based!): I obtained 1,665 pgs of documents about "Bicken Ben," a growing private school the Zuckerbergs ran illegally out of their Palo Alto compound Neighbors complained the school for years. Then, in 2024, they reached their breaking point: www.wired.com/story/mark-z...

Meta's fraud problem: The social media giant projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by @Reuters show reut.rs/4qJTpdH

“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion” futurism.com/artificial-i...

167 races called, 110 wins confirmed and 8 moving to run offs. 😈 More to come!

Also in today's newsletter: • Major shakeups in half a dozen CA House districts after Prop 50, incl. two GOP incumbents now running against each other • Maneuverings already underway in the special election to replace Mikie Sherrill • Dems will reportedly land a major recruit in #VA02 And more!

the new york times exists to launder and transform public perception with dogshit oligarchical editorial by occasionally doing journalism of merit please do not link their horseshit. find an aggregator or screencap if you have to but any support for them is a moral stain

Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.

Change in Headline

A Border Patrol agent who shot a woman five times on Chicago’s Southwest Side later bragged about his shooting skills to friends: “I’m up for another round of ‘f--- around and find out.’” chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Page One. @theguardian.com #ICE

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Excessive force. PERIOD! They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor. 📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.

how is this real

@darthbluesky.bsky.social there’s been an important announcement!

If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.

I mean, really, what is better than finding something smelly to roll in? This is living!

Since 2019, the Chicago Police Department has operated under a consent decree. WTTW News has spent the last few months diving deep into why reform is so slow and how policing in Chicago continues to evolve, and you can find it all here. 🧵🔽

This account is extremely good and you should follow it

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Helping the human fold her clothes. It’s a ruff life. #DogsOfBlueSky

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

I think once you understand that no normal person would treat other human beings like this for a paycheque, it becomes pretty obvious that these fuckers derive enjoyment from hurting others and are a danger to society.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Passaic County was also the only county in NJ where Trump DOJ sent election monitors 🫢

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

i've been saying this for a few years. most people do not care about the "trans issue" at all! Most people may not understand trans people but generally do not care to make our lives hell. Having a platform that stands up for dignity is an easy win

“Let’s skip work and snuggle, dad”

who has cats for sierra

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Blue steel

Kell got a nice warm Nordic sweater but he’s not so sure about the look

The Illinois legislature had passed the “Illinois Bivens Act,” allowing people to sue ICE agents in state court. Just waiting for Pritzker’s signature. dailynorthwestern.com/2025/11/03/c...

This is insane. Is there *any* race that was expected to be at all close that the GOP won?

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

we needed all of this. it’s why i rail on doomers and tell them doing that shit is literal voter suppression. defeatism begets defeatism. momentum fucking matters to keep people engaged.

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know