This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

We just got this new buddy from the Oregon Humane Society, and so far, he seems like he is going to be the goodest boy.

Tate Reeves is a genuinely terrible person and has nothing to improve life in Mississippi for anyone.

You are probably doing the right kind of journalism if billionaires are suing you.

It really bothers me that Jody Allen sold the Blazers to Tom Dundon because she hates Portland and wants the team to move. These selfish mercurial billionaires care nothing for the communities they impact. It shouldn't be this way.

Ban sports betting.

Sidney Cortado

I had a vague notion that Tulsi Gabbard was in an actual cult, but this shit is WILD. It seems almost small amidst all the insane shit our government is doing, but the fact that the head of National Intelligence was taking orders from her cult leader is completely bonkers. This is our country now.

Would you rather be attacked by one horse-sized Mamdami, or a hundred Mamdami-sized horses?

Now do Mitch!

To the suprise of absolutely no one, it seems Mark Zuckerberg cannot make his wife come.

When we look back on the Mayor’s one term, it will be obvious how many of his missteps and bungles came from following Donnie Oliveira’s lead.

Wow. Just wow.

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

Just read a post explaining that the US don't/can't produce world-class footballers because they their youth set-ups are too expensive and honestly what level of nightmare capitalism do you need to operate on for the sport that requires nothing but boots and a ball to be prohibitively expensive.

MAINE CHARACTER SYNDROME

let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election

OK, Maine, who else you got?

Please be reminded this 4th of July weekend that icebox "cake" is not cake. It is cookies and pudding and cream.

PORTLAND

Hmmm, does anyone else think that Mayor Keith Wilson does not have the best interests of regular Portlanders in mind? I tried to tell people, and they all voted for him anyway.

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Fuck centrist Democrats. Do something real for people if you want their support.

I’m sorry this man chose to purchase PORTLANDS BASKETBALL TEAM for billions of dollars and is now saying that it’s a sacrifice for him to KEEP THEM IN PORTLAND and now because he made a personal investment in a private entity we owe him money?? www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

My teen son does not appreciate my request that he change his unreasonable life goal from being in the MLB to being in the Banana Ball League, but he is so good at baseball AND dancing.

There are so many things I love about my town, and our bike traffic signage is definitely one of them. Portland, OR.

when you check her drivers license

My kid's bar mitzvah is on Saturday and I cannot think of anything more Jewish than watching THE KNICKS WIN THE FINALS AT A BAR MITZVAH PARTY.

Fuck a white "chocolate" chip. They ruin everything.

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I really feel like we, the truest 1990s teen girls, don't get enough credit for what we have both endured, AND made famous in pop culture. A shout out to every woman who was 11 in 1991 and 19 in 1999 whilst reading your teen magazine of choice. You know how it is.

I like how me making my son's bar mitzvah party playlist somehow led me to listening to an entire playlist of Madonna Hung Up remixes. It seems perfect.

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Just when I think this story cannot get any funnier.

Nightmare blunt rotation.

My annual reminder that icebox cake is not cake. It is whipped cream, or worse- pudding, with dry cookies in it.

Make Portland Targets Bowling Alleys Again.

Georgia Power is using eminent domain on 330+ properties for power lines linked to Project Sail, a massive 829-acre data center campus. They claim it’s for grid strength, but we must unite to stop these mass surveillance centers & save our future.

We need to talk about the mayor.

This is an insane ballot initiative and would devastate a good portion of the Oregon economy. I want an initiative to end ballot initiatives.

These morons enabled everything this sundowning sociopath has done, and now they are all clutching their pearls and crying about the midterms. Every last one of them can fuck right off.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live (this is a fun bluesky thing for once) Fugees Grateful Dead Wilco TV on the Radio Pixies Lucy Dacus Hole Beyoncé David Byrne Smog

Hey Oregonians, turn in your ballots!

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny would you choose hard or soft shell tacos.

I open the NYT app every morning in hope that the president has died.

Librarians literally saved my life

"Your pain is eased, but you'll never be free" breaks my heart every time.

I'm listening to Slate Politics right now, and this lady kicks ass. She is so intelligent, interesting, astute, and clear-headed about global politics, it is clarifying my "dangerous idiots run everything" addled brain. The idiots do. But it is refreshing to hear a person clearly speak on it.

LAIKA unveils the first trailer for ‘WILDWOOD’. A girl enters a forbidden magical forest to rescue her kidnapped baby brother. In theaters October 23. #Wildwood #LAIKA