evidently the kids are starting to say "that's AI" as slang for "that's bullshit" and I could not be happier

Can you imagine how delightful it would be to have Putin fly all the way to Beijing to be informed that he is yesterdays man, and that China looks forward to a relationship with the next Russian leader and will no longer be helping Putin continue his foolish war?

“He was 93 and was still working full time on a Pentagon-supported advanced computer security design that is being adopted by companies like Google and Microsoft.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/t...

when i get blocked here i block back so that never again shall our paths cross motherfucker (yes i'm petty lololololol)

Saw you eat a wedge of cake starting from the back, you monster.

Oh boy there's going to be a whole Iranian LEGO propaganda video about this shit

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Bluesky was down so I couldn’t show you guys this dog I saw in the Haagen Dazs. But now I can. Well, bye

I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/criminal PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I can make lots of stuff. Book covers. Album art. Posters. Shit like that. I've designed for 25 years, but I have no money (like, literally no money), so I'm cheap to hire. A fire sale on my dignity. nobodyssweetheart.com

That matters because it NORMALIZES and provides legal cover for Trump colluding with DoJ and IRS to control both sides of the bogus lawsuit he filed. This is not a settlement. It’s theft. Facts matter. END/ Source: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/b... Source: www.wsj.com/us-news/law/... The judge:

NEW: The top lawyer at the Treasury Department just resigned. Even though he clerked for Clarence Thomas, perhaps the $1.7B heist was probably too much. Also note the Times (right) and the WSJ (left) refer to it as a settlement. The judge found IT IS NOT A SETTLEMENT. 1/

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. My daughter Noelani (on the left) on the steps of Iolani Palace dancing Hula Kahiko

“Delusional toaster” 🖤🖤🖤

Instead, you guzzle the blood of us all, a torrent of mashed up half-lies that bake the planet dry, claiming “I am the inevitable future.” Over my fucking dead body you are, you goddam delusional toaster.

I think my inherent disgust towards LLM AI is because it divorces the user from the weight of creation. What brilliance illuminated your life? What insights left you breathless? What strange paths did you wander? What work did you put in towards understanding what it means to be human?

Marie Curie herself in entombed in a lead coffin in the Panthéon in Paris, as even 90-some years later her body remains dangerously radioactive.

Wow, did not know this

www.upstateramblings.com/air-fryer-bl... Posting this because I love you.

When these Jan 6th rioters get their millions you know they're going to do incredible things with it, like fly a plane drunk into a grain silo or lose their fingers turbocharging a lawnmower

“Students with diagnosed disabilities or medical issues for years have been given longer to finish college-entrance exams. But the ranks of the extra timers have surged, with a concentration in wealthy areas. And many parents are crying foul.” The rich will rig everything against y’all. Say no.

Woman: Mom, meet my boyfriend Boyfriend: What? I thought she was your sister — Mrs. Mulwray from Chinatown: WHO TOLD YOU?

This means that the $1.8 billion dollar slush fund is straight-up American taxpayers money stolen from American taxpayers.

UPDATE: Judge in Trump’s bullshit IRS lawsuit closes the case with prejudice BUT she notes there’s no “settlement” that resolved this case. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

CNN I saw you at the filibuster. You have a chance to get this right #EpsteinFiles @cnn.com

The $1.776B “anti-weaponization fund” announced today is a theft of our tax dollars and a fraud on the American people. Congress needs to step up and block this settlement before Trump helps himself to the rest of our tax dollars. Please share and help sound the alarm. youtube.com/shorts/4bnF4...

I just love how being an unapologetic educated woman angers trolls. It's the wind beneath my wings and everything my grandmother wished for me.

Cassidy’s vote to convict Trump turned out to be mostly symbolic (not his fault. McConnell couldn’t muster the votes). But his vote to confirm RFK Jr. will have real world consequences. Children will die from measles. Parents will be afraid to get their kids screened for autism.

TBH I think we should have charged everyone with felony murder and used those charges to roll everybody up.

NEW: A federal judge just barred federal agents from making arrests in immigration courts in NYC. The ruling abruptly halts a policy that had become a centerpiece of Trump’s immigration crackdown in Manhattan. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/n...

CBS backlash has pushed Colbert to 2.70 million viewers. Weiss is now faced with canceling the MOST WATCHED PROGRAM in the late-night time slot. Fire her - keep Colbert is the answer.

Pretty much

Here's the roll call vote to confirm Stan Woodward (along with a slew of others), who signed off on corrupt terrorist and child sex predator slush fund today. Every Republican but Curtis and Sheehy owns this, and if they're you're Senator, make that clear to them. www.senate.gov/legislative/...

Back the blue my ass.

Billionaires did not EARN their obscene wealth. They obtained it through a series of policies that allowed them to accumulate wealth in a way no one else could. youtube.com/shorts/mBltU...

Trump uses @mcuban.bsky.social as a prop as he announces and propagandizes to the American public the greatest government corruption scheme in the history of the United States. Mark is now part of history. Congrats! bsky.app/profile/atru...

Anyone who doesn't vote for Trump is cheating.

Happy this guy’s primary hopes are already dead.

Librarians literally saved my life

It’s an easy choice.

Of course he does. He wants his signature and photo on every check with a thank-you note included.

The United States has moved into a stupid, corrupt era where reparations go to people who did bad things, not to people to whom bad things were done. 🤷‍♀️

This asshole pretty much pulled the trigger today. Fuck him and every other asshole like him.

Trump released a last minute video against Thomas Massie. He really wants to defeat the guy who forced him to begin releasing the Epstein files.

Kinda sad they both couldn’t loose.

Jim Cramer shrinking into his chair like his hero Trump at a Chinese diplomatic meeting

Agreed

Agree