FUCK YES.

This is an excellent idea!!!

Who knows less -- Speaker Mike Johnson or Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes? Roll the clips...

“Leaving his home in Ontario to work at a food bank Thursday morning…” Of course this is a story about ICE and a shooting. apple.news/AtQ-wTXGMT6i...

Oh what a difference 480 days makes.

He needs to shut the f*ck up. He doesn’t get to have it both ways

Hey, Chicago. My connection got cancelled (Thanks, Trump) so I drive from Grand Rapids to make the connection. In a Packers hat, shirt and jacket, an Avis bears fan drove me to the airport. Chicago fans allowed me to jump the line and I made the flight in minutes. You good people, Chicago.

one of these allowed me to work out for six days in a hotel with a "meh" gym. Do you have one? which do you like and/or hate and why! Help me build a healthier me.

Guy who lives in Italy says what?

Hey, George. Trump may have Alzheimer's but our short term memory isn't shot. What the f*ck is this now?

considering the score of the game i think it was precognitive pity

Hey, Chicago. My connection got cancelled (Thanks, Trump) so I drive from Grand Rapids to make the connection. In a Packers hat, shirt and jacket, an Avis bears fan drove me to the airport. Chicago fans allowed me to jump the line and I made the flight in minutes. You good people, Chicago.

this should be airing in every state.

60 days to pizza. #BlueSkyHealthClub

JD Vance is a homosectional.

When they go low... ...kick.

oh my God. 💀

also, if JD Vance has sex with someone on a couch, is it a threesome?

It is 1:31 before they mention tariffs.

it was too easy

I don’t suppose it’s because Trump has normalized murdering people you don’t like.

Why i love Apple's "Find my" I left my EarPods in the gym and went back to find them. No luck. But "find my" said they were there. Sure enough i found them... in some guy's backpack. "I'm sure you were just gonna drop them off at the front desk. let me save you the trouble." Case closed!

Look at these two a**holes. Dressed up like they're concerned about people. Worst Halloween costumes.

Good morning on this very conflicting Halloween. Kids trick or treating but at the same time, parents worried they won't get their Snap funding. I know more than a few people facing this today. It's kind of heartbreaking. To paraphrase Elmo: How are you holding up?

what they are funding is an end times bunker beneath the "ballroom." They are hoping for VIP entrance to some dystopian future's hideaway. What lies beneath?

blessed are the couch-fuckers for they shall find all the spare change

The "We aren't ex-wives yet" club has a new member.

Vance states his wife will burn in hell with a shrug. He wants a single evangelical vote more than he loves his wife. what a soulless scumbag.

Dementia is winning tonight…

This Absolute Batman guy seems pretty OK.

This Absolute Batman guy seems pretty OK.

also it's totally reasonable and acceptable for people to not want to live next to couch f*ckers.

If the President were king, Mike, you would be the stable boy.

Great numbers in California for Prop 50. Dems are turning OUT and people are fired up. Let’s go LA & OC, YES on 50.

JB Pritzker creating the “Illinois Accountability Commission” isn’t getting enough attention. Its focus is on immigration agents & it will document abuses, capture impacts on families and communities, & recommend actions to prevent further harm. We need more of these nationwide.

Why are there so many Republican pedophiles? Why are there so many Republican grifters? Why are there so many Republican lickspittles? The only principle that unites them is the power of hierarchy: there are strong and there are weak, and the strong do to the weak whatever they can and want to do.

seriously though. Why are there so many Republican dog murderers?

Now as the question about the murdered dog. No, no. Not Noem. this one: chatgpt.com/s/t_690026fc...

The USDA has funding set aside to keep food assistance programs running during emergencies. Trump just won’t release it. 440,000 Minnesotans - and millions more Americans - will pay the price.

Seconded!

Even if you are leader of the free world, you don’t just get an MRI without a clear reason to do so. There’s no such thing as a “screening” MRI.

i'd like to say Rogers gave it his best shot, but we really know how he feels about shots. Great headline. Better yet, great to see it in Pittsburgh. Great stadium. Kind fans. Only got out with light bruises. (because I tripped. They helped me up!)

currently. #GoPackGo

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

currently. #GoPackGo

Mike Johnson is holding the nation hostage and denying an elected official their voice... Why? Either Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files and/or someone in the Epstein files has compromising information on Mike Johnson. Any other theories?

AMERICA 2025: Where an Only Fans model is providing 1.21 million meals for the homeless while the majority of evangelical Christians support the man cutting off food stamps to 40M Americans.

Wrote an essay a couple of years back about how things were shaping up in such a way that Black people would be barred by law and policy from discussing our own oppression in educational and other venues. Ran into weird roadblocks trying to get it published and moved on to something else. Now look

This is the guy who lied on the stand at a trial in LA, telling the jury he witnessed the defendant assault the ICE officer, when the video showed the ICE officer assault the defendant. The jury took an hour to acquit. He's referred to immigrants as "filth, trash, and scum."