Boredmonkey
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A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
Elon Nazi Musk is defrauding investors just like Elisabeth Holmes. Instead of 'one drop blood tests' it's 'Going to Mars' and 'Full self-driving cars'.
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Pedophile Maxwell isn't in prison. She's in a halfway house waiting for the pardon.
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Bingo! 👇👇👇
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2 days ago
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It has to be really bad for Trump when you have to redefine pedophilia. 🤦♂️
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2 days ago
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This is some fecked up crazy ass shit. You know it's bad when they try to redefine pedophilia. 🤦♂️
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Why aren't they suing Texas? 🤣🤣🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤣
www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/p...
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Trump Justice Department sues to stop California from redistricting to give Democrats more House seats | CNN Politics
The Trump administration moved Thursday to join a Republican-led legal challenge to California’s effort to redraw the state’s congressional maps ahead of the 2026 midterm elections, throwing the full ...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/politics/california-trump-redistricting-lawsuit
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Not one decent cell in his (Trump's) body.
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MAGA/Christian Nationalism = Modern-day Pharisees Matthew 23 Greatest hits. 😁 "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence."
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The only thing missing is the 2025 farmer holding a Trump 2028 balloon. 🤔🤦♂️🤔
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Bingo! Anyone who thought the Dems wouldn't cave hasn't been paying attention. Vote these Wall Street/Moderate Dems out on their asses!
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The nostalgia bites every generation.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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How Millennials’ Y2K Nostalgia Is Fueling This New Round of TV Revivals — Including ‘Scrubs,’ ‘Buffy’ and ‘Malcolm in the Middle’
Millennials' Y2K nostalgia is helping fuel this new round of TV reboots, including 'Scrubs,' 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Malcolm in the Middle.'
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/scrubs-buffy-malcolm-reboots-millennial-nostalgia-1236572892/
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Boredmonkey
Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘
7 days ago
CLOWN 🤡 SHOW‼️ It’s unbelievable‼️People have been leaving NYC in droves for 16 years; you’d think it’d be empty by now‼️
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Trump's going to restore SNAP by Thanksgiving or Christmas and make it as if it's a gift from him. 🤔🤦♂️🤔
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Good vs. evil. It's crazy how many confuse the two or tell us their evil is good and our good is evil. The liars tell us they are telling us the truth and the truth tellers are lying. 🤦♂️🤯🤦♂️ Welcome to the Upsidedown.
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9 days ago
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Starving the poor and their children is on brand, hey, it's what the devil would do. 🤔
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👍👍👍👍👍Wall Street Dems gotta go.👍👍👍👍👍 Survey Shows Large Majority of Grassroots Democrats Back Primary Challenges for Top Dems
www.rawstory.com/democrats-26...
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Survey Shows Large Majority of Grassroots Democrats Back Primary Challenges for Top Dems
Democrats’ sweeping victories in elections across the country this week may not be buying goodwill for party leadership among grassroots Democratic activists.Progressive organizing group Our Revolutio...
https://www.rawstory.com/democrats-2674273448/
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🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
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Mike knowing nothing? I'd buy that for a dollar. IYKYK
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10 days ago
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Yesterday, my nasal mucous membrane was 100% swollen, trying its best to reach 120%. Trying the impossible by occupying the same space. 🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️ Damn mountain cedar. 🖕
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It must be TACO Trump day. 🤔🤣🤔 It's filled with Chicken Shit, not beef. 🤢 If you want lettuce, you have to go pick it yourself.
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18 days ago
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D'oh!
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18 days ago
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@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
This book needs to be placed in every motel/hotel across America. 👍👍👍👇👇👇👍👍👍
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22 days ago
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It looks like many people will get what they voted for. They will tell themselves it's Obama or Biden's fault. 🤦♂️
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22 days ago
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Looks like the main people I conversed with here have gone back to the Nazi hellhole. I have to admit there's very little engagement here. My horror movie fam doesn't like how you can't post original GIFs here.
about 1 month ago
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Coming to protect a church near you.
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about 1 month ago
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Or just walk into a store and say it's mine, I discovered it.
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The Nobel Stink Prize. 🤢
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about 1 month ago
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Yep, Trump's fit as a fiddle. 🤦♂️ The sad thing is his dementia is contagious and his disciples will spread this insanity.
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🚨🚨🚨Red Alert 🚨🚨🚨
www.cbsnews.com/news/dominio...
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Dominion Voting Systems acquired by St. Louis-based Liberty Vote
The acquisition brings together two major players providing key infrastructure for voting and voter verification systems across dozens of states ahead of the 2026 midterms.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dominion-voting-systems-acquired-by-liberty-vote/
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Boredmonkey
New York Attorney General Letitia James
about 1 month ago
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system. I am not fearful — I am fearless. We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
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The look on Nazi Musk's face when he did this was, 'Fuck you, I'm doing the Nazi salute. Hell yeah.' ...he was very proud and didn't care about the backlash.
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about 1 month ago
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You know how some people, after Thanksgiving, go around saying, Merry Christmas? So, Happy Halloween.
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I'm waiting until he fires them all and replaces them with Eagle Scouts. The only prerequisite is loyalty to Trump. The military's new recruiting slogan is, "We're Looking For A Few Good Fascists."
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about 1 month ago
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I bet the US liquor producers sure are drinking a lot of their product. 🤣😳🤣
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about 1 month ago
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In the '89 Batman movie, the Joker wanted his face on the one-dollar bill. It's funny, the dollar coin has always been a failure, so it's quite fitting.
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Calling Dr. Freud, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Freud.
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Republican Rep. Derrick Van Orden sounds like a... FASCIST! 'It is criminal': GOP lawmaker wants Gavin Newsom to be arrested for Stephen Miller insult
www.rawstory.com/criminal-new...
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'It is criminal': GOP lawmaker wants Gavin Newsom to be arrested for Stephen Miller insult
California Governor Gavin Newsom should be charged criminally for describing Stephen Miller as a "fascist," according to a Republican lawmaker.On Friday, Newsom's press office posted this on X: "STEPH...
https://www.rawstory.com/criminal-newsom-arrested-miller/
about 2 months ago
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton needs to hang the Ten Commandments on his Dick. 🤔 Source: Globe
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Involved in Second Cheating Scandal in Two Years Amid Divorce - NewsBreak
Angela Paxton, the fed-up wife of embattled Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, clobbered him with divorce papers in July, and now a report has emerged that
https://share.newsbreak.com/f6nfzxho
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Soon you can only shower twice a week and flush your toilet 3 times a day. 😳
www.texastribune.org/2025/09/25/t...
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Data centers are thirsty for Texas’ water, but state planners don’t know how much they will need
A wave of massive data centers is expanding across Texas, prompting warnings from experts who say the new water demands could push the state’s already strained supply to the brink.
https://www.texastribune.org/2025/09/25/texas-data-center-water-use/?utm_campaign=trib-social-buttons&utm_source=native-share&utm_medium=social
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Shhhh. He's trying to get into heaven. 😜 *snort monkey laugh*
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about 2 months ago
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