This just in, from newly released pages of the Epstein files: Are you mad enough to DO SOMETHING about this evil motherfucker? I'm talking to you, MAGA, GOP, and anyone else who still believes this is all just fun and games. Donald Trump is a sick fuck child-rapist. He must be brought to justice.

And this is where we are, here in America. Pathetic as fuck. And nobody seems to want to stop it.

Sometimes, she and I hang out in the family room while Ma-Ma plays piano. Music soothes the savage Mooch, evidently. Works similarly for me, too. 🎹🎵

A draft dodger naming an entire class of ships after himself is some next-level narcissistic bullshit.

Damn, it will be glorious. I truly cannot wait.

Just like the Chutney Chomo does, too.

Have someone read this to you, MAGA. It's 💯% true.

Wait, so Traitor Trump is now linked in the Epstein files to a woman who claimed she was raped by him and Epstein, then found dead, as an alleged "suicide?" GOP Congress: If you secretly hate Trump and want him gone, now is the time to vote for his impeachment. Guilty. As. Fuck.

I like those odds. He'll be in Hell before construction and the subsequent demolition is complete.

The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Agent Orange cannot deploy National Guard Troops to Illinois to assist ICE. Get fucked, Trump. 🖕🍊🖕

Oh my. That would have never occurred to me. HAHA!

Mary Trump got like 99% of the GOOD DNA in the Trump family. She’s a badass, and I adore her. Her uncle, though, is a real piece of shit.

I've never been asked to apologize for being white. That's some stupid, made-up, GOP bullshit. Sort of like the "War on Christmas."

That's all the motivation we need, "Tiny" Johnson. 🖕😅🖕

I love this strategy, Mr. Bateman. Let's try it out: "Trump voters put a sick bastard who likes to rape children in the Oval Office."

If Santa really has a naughty list, he should release it. Unredacted.

If Sir Seizure Salad becomes any more incoherent in his nonsensical, rambling speeches, Talibangelicals will claim that he's speaking in tongues.

If anyone wants to become a legend this Christmas, make this happen.

We're supposed to have rain and temperatures in the high 50s for Christmas. I miss the weather we had last year, when I took this photo with my Nikon:

Putting your name on a building intended to honor someone else doesn't make you great. It makes you fucking pathetic.

Photos of Christmas Past: Mooch LOVED this new toy of hers. Obviously.

Trump can redact his name from the Epstein files. But he can NOT redact the story of his own wife, Marla Maples, begging a 14-year-old's mother to keep that child safe from Donald. Keep these stories active and spread them all over the internet. The Pedo-President must be brought to justice.

Gov. Gavin Newsom will be ready. 😅

Hey, Republicans: If Trump is so great, then may all your daughters marry a man exactly like him. But they won't, because they won't fall in love with an unintelligent, sexist, racist, rapist, pedophile like you MAGA fellas all have.

If there's one thing I learned in 2025, it's how truly badass Canada is as a nation. They're over Trump's shit, too.

I'll take immigrants for neighbors over MAGA fools still protecting a pedophile president any fucking day. That would be a pleasure.

Obviously. The sick bastards need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. That's you, Trump. 🖕😡🖕

There's far more evidence that Donald Trump is a pedophile than there is that Venezuelan boats are trafficking drugs to the United States.

I truly can't fucking wait. I hope it's soon.

America: We can't say bad things about the president. Kill the 60 Minutes story. Canada: Fuck that, we can. Here's a link to it. Elbows up.

CBS = Can’t Broadcast Shit. Unless they ask Daddy Trump for permission. Cowards.

With Spray-Tan Shitler's ego as big as it is, it's only a matter of time before he changes the name of Epstein's former residence to Trump Island.

*Starts Googling how to immigrate to Norway.

The Epstein files being 90% blacked out tells me that Trump isn't just mentioned in them. He's the main fucking character. And of course, nobody is surprised.

The domestic terrorist group known as ICE isn't capturing criminals. It's normal, everyday people like this fella who are doing good deeds and trying to live their lives. Traitor Trump and his criminal regime are just fucking with people because of their racism. Hard stop.

This is how fucking stupid you sound, MAGA. Wake the hell up and stop defending a pedophile child rapist so fiercely. It's fucking weird.

If a Jedi says that you're a dick, I tend to believe the Jedi. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is spot-on with this.

Obvious to decent people, not so much for MAGA shitbags.

Yeah, we don't do shit like that. Mainly because we're not fucking weird. MAGA Talibangelicals are in a cult, big time.

JD Prance ought to be more ashamed of being stupid and racist than being white. Practicing up for his rallies to get re-elected president if he takes over when Trump dies. Early favorite for campaign slogan? "Yes, we Klan."

This is what MAGA doesn't seem to get. It doesn't matter if they have an (R) or a (D) next to their names. We want ALL child-abusing fuck-stains to go straight to prison, then Hell. Especially Donald Trump.

Couldn't have happened two more deserving asswipes. Jake Paul and Andrew Tate are trash. It was wonderful to see them get their asses kicked. "Alphas," eh MAGA? 😅

“And they toasted to their stupidity and willful ignorance, as their lives got shittier by the day.”

You’re only going to see more and more of this, MAGA. 2026 won’t be kind to Y’all Qaeda.

Only three more sleeps until MAGAstanis celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby that they'd deport without feeding it first.

A letter written by our Mooch with a Christmas wish for America. I had fun writing this one. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all! themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/dear-santa...

BREAKING NEWS: Scam Bondi passes out from Sharpie fumes after a marathon session of redacting the Epstein files.

He is such an insecure baby-dick.

One of the least-surprising plot twists in recent American history was that MAGA was the deep state pedophile ring the entire time.

Henry Rollins is correct. The most ignorant, hateful, least-prosperous states are the red ones that continue to vote for a child-raping career criminal with no plans to make America great.