DECREE: if i ever get on some thing where im constantly going around and saying open manholes are a price we pay for living in a society with a sewer system, and that it would be good if we broadcast more people falling into manholes, then i fall into a manhole and die on a livestream? you can laugh

There is a lot of toxic atheism on Bluesky. And I am saying this as a staunch atheist.

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

there’s probably already a mastadon server for raptured people

Democrats, stop using the word "bipartisanship" challenge (impossible).

yes, and hell is where you are forced to solely consume posts from a fresh account, untrained X algo

You haven't explained why Charlie Kirk was wearing the hot dog costume all the time.

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

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can we stop trying to make nice with the guy that says he hates us, Democratic Party leadership? Or nah

"I’m free today because of this advocacy,” Soliman said. “Don’t underestimate your voice."

Apparently she told their 3 year old daughter that Charlie is on a work trip with Jesus to afford the toddler’s blueberry habit and there are at minimum four levels of fucked in how she handled that

which of the people on the line of succession would make the best president?

Does anyone know in Tuesday's Rapture if these folks get lifted right out of their cars or if the vehicles ascend with them? This is my first Rapture and I'm trying to plan my commute.

if you’re self-hosting a pds you get to take your posts with you during the rapture

It was the best of times, it was whatever times.

Trump trying to send a DM to Pam Bondi but actually posting it on TruthSocial instead raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.

Trump already made his announcement

Every clip of the Charlie Kirk funeral looks like a cross between a Klan rally, an evangelical megachurch, and a cult.

It has always been amusing to me that they think they're the one who will be raptured.

"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

A timeless sentiment

No one is making you be a writer if you can’t do it and also don’t enjoy doing it. If you’re larping a job for clout I’d probably pick surgeon or Nobel prize winning diplomat, stealing valor for from isolated weirdos at their laptops is like shoplifting from the landfill.

man he’s still got it

Oh no

It's funny, I added the YMCA soundtrack to Trump's fireworks spectacle at Kirk's funeral, and explicitly stated several times that the clip was dubbed. But still people believe it's real, because it very well could be.

Get. Off. Twitter.

Analysis | Charlie Kirk's funeral was an uneasy blend of mourning and fascism.

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STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Sunny and Steph are a couple in my area who were evicted due to transphobia and are trying to get back on their feet. They found an apartment but still need help covering motel nights and a U-Haul for the move. But their GoFundMe hasn’t picked up much steam yet. Please reshare and donate if you can!

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

Former counselor to RFK Jr’s predecessor:

Excellent! Just don't ask it to do math. Or physics. Or chemistry. Or biology. Or astronomy. Or geology. Or geography. Or computer science. Or engineering. Or economics. Or psychology. Or sociology. Or political science. Or anthropology. Or linguistics. Or philosophy. Or art. Or music. Or lit...

No idea huh? I wonder what the dragon's like. Is it a Grand Dragon, Stephen?

Might I suggest a slight change in your epic resistance pfp?

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

God forgive me for what I'm about to write but this looks like bukkake

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

Catnip, not even once.

Look at this asshole sleeping while I have to work for his food.

Fuck that nigga, Hakeem Jeffries sucks and should quit. Go back to school. Get some bullshit degree. Move to New Mexico and start wearing soft brown leather and turquoise and tell tourists he runs into at the craft store that things “aren’t so fast paced” here and “that’s how he likes it.”

Jesus fucking Christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Coming out to a fireworks display like Chris Jericho lmao

I know we all know this, and I know it might not need said, but holy shit something is really wrong with Donald Trump.

It was a nice way to remember Charlie

I know everything is stupid, but a day later and I'm still impressed at the gleeful public willingness to scream out "WE DON'T CARE IF OUR SIDE IS CRIMINALLY CORRUPT!"