The Pale Space Rider?
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are those my kids?
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just finished a short story for my creative writing class about a guy who kills his classmates in a creative writing class after they criticized his story. can’t wait to share
over 1 year ago
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are you there god? it’s me, that guy
about 4 hours ago
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i like to compartmentalize all my intense feelings so that i can unleash them at random moments of boredom. i call it my pantry of madness.
about 18 hours ago
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just had an insightful idea. time to kill it
about 18 hours ago
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don’t just be responsible, be responsible for crimes
1 day ago
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Ygrene
11 days ago
summer humidity is like “you should wear at least eight glasses of water a day”
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
23 days ago
So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf
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me: *looking at the ruins of my life* jesus. this count of monte cristo guy has no chill
2 days ago
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*walking out of a hedge maze* god damnit, i’m out again
2 days ago
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June Martin
3 days ago
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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the greatest thing about hiking is not the exercise or the views, but those brief moments where it feels like every other person on the planet is dead
2 days ago
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Siege
about 1 year ago
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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really enjoying this book on how to pretend to enjoy things
4 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
5 days ago
You’re in her dms, I’m sitting on my race car bed making vroom vroom noises
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trying to be happy just to spite my parents
4 days ago
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i get it, eight spiders a year. some nights i also want to be swallowed by an infinite void
7 days ago
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lauren
24 days ago
i need a third state of consciousness other than awake or asleep i can exist in for at least 4 hours a day
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interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness? me: they’re all great, to be honest
27 days ago
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andy vs.
about 1 month ago
I keep alexa because I think it's good for amazon's language model to be trained on someone who always tells it to shut the fuck up
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Kalvin the Reindeer
about 1 month ago
COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.
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domestic terrorist kind of sounds like a good thing. how can taking a feral terrorist and domesticating them be a bad thing
about 1 month ago
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FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?
about 1 month ago
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Nate
about 2 months ago
Witch: I see you chose the potion that makes you ugly, I thought for sure you’d choose the one that steals your voice. Me, eyes filling with tears:
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me: do you have spaghetti? mcdonalds cashier: …no me: would you like some?
about 2 months ago
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date: *suggestively* do you want to come in for a drink? me: do you have chocolate milk?
about 2 months ago
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Kelly
12 months ago
I don't want to keep applying for jobs, I want to go supernova like a dying star
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me: I have a million dollar idea friend: what is it? me: imagine one million, and I cannot stress this enough, dollars
about 2 months ago
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me: this is a crazy mad lib you have me filling out cop: that’s a confession
about 2 months ago
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me: can you help me find something? grocery store employee: sure me: *taking out my spouse’s grocery list* so what aisle can i find “i’m leaving you and taking the kids?”
about 2 months ago
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Skinnie Talls
2 months ago
Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion
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Cosmic Clau
2 months ago
adding floral patterns to my list of grievances because rage can still be pretty there are no rules
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up? i keep stumbling into murder mysteries
2 months ago
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date: i like sensitive guys me: * trying to impress her* i can feel my hairs growing
2 months ago
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date: so what kind of hobbies do you have me: tbh, i mostly mind my own business
2 months ago
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if i were a snail i’d freak the fuck out. what do you mean i’m a snail now? i was trying to get the hell out of here
2 months ago
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*grabs grocery store intercom* EVERYTHING CARBON BASED IS ORGANIC *noises of struggle* DON'T LET BIG ORGANIC FOOL YOU!
2 months ago
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me: *introducing date to my parents* it’s some kind of desert raisin
2 months ago
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SpatialKimtamine
2 months ago
I’ve decided to become a concept
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
about 1 year ago
I never believed it was butter
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
2 months ago
“Ahhhhhhhh,” I sigh, sliding into a vat of acid.
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It's Abby. Yep
2 months ago
Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like
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date: i like your shirt me: well you can’t have it
2 months ago
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when on a first date, try to make it memorable: •be a gentleman •take them to a nice restaurant •get their fingerprints on a murder weapon •make an anonymous call to the cops
2 months ago
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anything can be a ninja star if you like throwing stuff at people enough
2 months ago
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“i might not make it into work again, tomorrow,” i say to my cat. i can’t go. my cat is holding me hostage
2 months ago
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ask your doctor if doctors are right for you. make them self conscious. question their motives. die unnecessarily young and smug
2 months ago
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therapist netflix 🤝 asking if i’m still paying attention
2 months ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
2 months ago
Me to myself after every human interaction
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FROVO
2 months ago
INVENTOR OF CLAPPING: fuck you other hand
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no one cares if you wear a bunny costume on easter, but keep wearing the bunny costume days after and you're "unstable" and "resisting arrest”
3 months ago
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the hype
over 1 year ago
Teacher: where's your homework? Me: I, uhhh, forgot to do it My dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good
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