Getting pretty tired of posting hog for venmo cash deposits actually

🎶 welcome to the Hotel New Hampshire

Never mind common sense, can we bring back self awareness?

Late stage capitalism is where a potentially massive humanitarian catastrophe is viewed as a "market opportunity" for corporations to raise prices and maintain profit margins while the working class is lectured about making patriotic sacrifices during wartime.

It's funny (not funny) how this ubiquitous symbol screams 'beware, incoming trash!' I have an instant reaction of revulsion whenever it pops up.

people don't bust a move like they used to

why isn’t thunder called soundning

"we intended for you to wake up to this bad news"

NEW: A new pre-print study offers the first causal evidence that outsourcing reasoning tasks to AI can rapidly erode users' independent performance AND their will to persist despite difficulty. "People’s persistence drops... they’re also not willing to try without AI.” futurism.com/artificial-i...

My therapist said I need to express my emotions so I just angrily made a grilled cheese at 2am.

I'm still mad this came at 1 AM

"you have to pivot to start using AI for everything!" no, I don't, I will not be doing that

i kinda feel like my posting energy is a high stakes basketball game played by someone on a skateboard who sucks at both basketball and skateboarding

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

a little over two weeks later, there's still some ice but things are really flowing

Increased sales of potatoes, rice, beans, carrots, and cabbage (seasonally adjusted). Increased traffic at electronic and appliance repair shops. Increased physical media sales (particularly used) as people unsubscribe from streaming services.

Pineapple disappearing from mixed fruit cups

like who are they even recruiting to the CBP at this point in the game (I know the answer is chuds, this is what we call a rhetorical question)

I want to be an assassin for hire but I also want to work from home, dilemma

I've decided to dither more.

what shape is this

The Sunshine Enjoyers

Not to brag or anything but mosquitoes fucking love me.

Hormuz-stuffed ravioli

*gardening debris falls randomly out of my hair while eating dinner

Where do I throw in the towel and do I need to fold it first.

my house smells amazing right now

strap in, folks, the big meal for the next few days is burritos

thinking about starting a potato cult

meal prepping a large container of tiramisu for the week

we live in hell

a little over two weeks later, there's still some ice but things are really flowing

(whips my fanny pack from back to front) *unzip noise* (rustles around) I got all the different flavors. Cherry tums, lemon tums, orange tums. That’s my favorite. And original. OG yo.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

guess I don't need to sleep

[screaming from the trunk of my kidnapper's car as he stops for gas] Can you grab me a Coke & a bag of Doritos? Zesty cheese if they have it

what is consciousness but a series of preventable mistakes

I’ve decided to become a concept

I need to scream

[record gas prices, record national deficit, endless wars, no affordable healthcare, rising unemployment, death camps for immigrants, Epstein files being swept under the table] DONALD TRUMP: time to distract everyone with a DoorDash delivery, that’ll do it

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

I just got the job rejection email from the bank I interviewed with last week at 1 in the morning cool. cool. cool. cool.

Please sign and share to stop this unjust execution

ME: time to sleep BRAIN: have you ever noticed that Huey Dewey and Louie all rhyme but nearly every syllable is spelled differently

money (kittle snuggles) can’t buy happiness (being able to get up to pee)

it is a little odd how conservatives are just casually discussing if the president of the united states is the antichrist

you know what’s not weak on crime? love

seeing posts framed like "the reason(s) americans *feel* the economy is bad is because..." and none of the reasons include "...because the economy is bad"

libs listen to rage against the machine and think “wow we gotta do something about the filibuster”

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing