A lot of people give AI a hard time for always getting things wrong, but they’re ignoring that it also makes people racist and insane while poisoning the air

Anecdotal of course but I talked to a guy yesterday and he was very upset with the state of things.

billionaires need to put their money where their mouths are. literally. force all of the money they have directly into their mouths, blocking their tracheas, preventing them from breathing

A thing that gives me great joy when I remember to do it is to give a listen to a great album that I haven’t heard in a long time and tonight it was ELO’s A New World Record and good lord it is sublime

Handy chart update 1 million seconds = 11.6 days 1 billion seconds = 31.7 years 1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years

go, go shower rangers

A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.

"You should never have had to reach out to someone in the real world" this is so fucking dire

Nothing feels more illegal than walking out of a store without buying anything

existing in the year 2025 radicalized me

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Everyone is hope scrolling now

Bad night for sexual assaulters all around

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

I like to imagine all of us, at the same moments, cackling with joy throughout the day and into the night

Woke 2 has arrived.

I’ve decided this guy’s the president now

POST THE BEST CRASHOUTS PLLLLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🥰

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

bologna on main

him: what are you wearing? her: (whisper) bologna

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's bologna

if you guys repost all of my posts, your TL will be full of bologna

He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

against my better judgment i still have pride in my work

"Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday" that's simply none of my business

people have completely memory holed this which is a shame because I don't know that I've seen anything like it before or since. Natalie Maines, performing in London, said she was ashamed that George W. Bush was from Texas, and in response she and her bandmates had their lives destroyed

do you think the quails finally got him

PLEASE SOMEONE HIRE ME, I DESPERATELY WANT TO STOP USING LINKEDIN EVERY DAY

the Hyundai commercial with the car self-parking at the beach and the guy not even looking in the direction of the vehicle makes me actually crazy. you know some asshole is going to use it exactly like that and it's going to hit their kid or pet

I love receiving an automated rejection email less than 24 hours after applying, stating that they're moving forward with "other candidates whose experience is more aligned with our needs," when I've held the same job title & responsibilities listed in the job description for almost a decade

“Come on, Fitzy, you can do better than this” he muttered to himself without basis.

now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months

i changed my profile picture back. idk. i still think they should unban Link

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

Just how much faster is greased lightning than regular lightning do y'all reckon?

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

Is it 6 pm? Is it midnight? Who can tell?

It’s not that I hate people, it’s just that I don’t like them

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals