I always said I was going to get my shit together before the world ends but I changed my mind

where have all the cowbells gone

my back is more knots than not

I could never be a serial killer because I can't commit to a hobby

friday night, the classic party night

those three lovely words (brought you tacos)

The best recent photo of me is from seventeen years ago

FIRST PERSON TO SEE A WATERFALL: i must chase it

i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.

there's a real feeling of like...if a man did something horrible to me or someone i know that guys like this just wouldn't fucking care

Help, what does it mean when you start drawing garbage versions of stuff you drew just fine before

Going to go for a walk and listen to Radiohead like when I was young and cigarettes were affordable

Current mood: would eat too much cake

Hegemonic masculinity is usually defined as autonomy, independence, leadership---that which women are not supposed to possess nor aspire to. Gender is in and of itself an act of excluding women from humanity and agency, drawing a boundary between those who possess and those who are possessed.

true story, i started talking to a guy im close to about stuff he hadnt tried bc it seemed too feminine and it was the weirdest shit. like, chocolate ice cream. tank tops.

can’t today i’m onboarding a new anxiety

meh, ive been blocked by better

for as little as $1/month, you can help me shut the fuck up about needing financial help while I continue looking for work

My unblock fee has increased due to the economy.

how many snacks are too many snacks

unblock me you coward

so many people seem like they've been itching to return to no don't believe women actually at full speed

Why should I get ready for the dire condition of the US consumer when I am the consumer in dire condition

My cat has no remorse. NONE.

Sometimes I like to have a cookie as a sort of breakfast appetizer

it's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to or not

How to make a hard pivot to generational warfare memes and alienate friends

Me: don’t take that tone with me Landline: *dial tone*

friday nite means its time to get lost in the abyss again

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ employment 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Folks, if AI wipes out humanity, it won't be because it's a hypergod that decided we don't matter. It's because it's shit software that idiots put in charge of critical systems.

If you’re looking for boomer women to do the right thing for women in general lol I got some bad news besties

if I open my email app enough times, maybe an email containing an interview invite will appear

I swear to god if they don't enrich my enclosure soon I'm going to become sullen and start pulling my fur out

Took a week off work and yesterday went there to buy milk. No one covered my duties for the whole week, I'm going back to a complete shit show on Monday. I'm not one for dramatics but i hope everyone in my village has died on monday morning

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ funniest 🕯️ birthday 🕯️ ever 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

@infinitefinite.blog HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you have the bestest day 🥳❤️

the fire alarm went off and we all had to evacuate into the parking garage, on ketamine 🙂🙂🙂

y'know what? to all trans people, hi. you are so beautiful and courageous and on the way to a life that has integrity to yourself, I'm proud to be here with such good people and proud of you. if half the world wants to prey on you and treat you like you're the Boogeyman, fuck em. enjoy today 🌹

Meet Enoki!

there is no virus, there is only viryou

I’m in a threesome with Netflix and Cheez-its.

if I open my email app enough times, maybe an email containing an interview invite will appear

a very happy birthday to the lovely kelly. a gentle but indomitable spirit who deserves all the good things! have a wonderful day my sweet friend! 💐🌺💝

father....I crave ᏟᏫᎡN

It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.

im buying a typewriter microsoft can’t dick around with that and I’m serious fuck these guys

"u look like u eat sand" / "face look like it was drawn from memory" deserves to win a pulitzer prize

What if they just made an entire guy out of red flags?

(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon