mood

so squishy is my brain

Kryptonite! His only weakness. Gary was helpless against the power of these chips and queso.

Go warp speed into that good night

sprinkles *fairy dust for happiness *crispy fried onions

Hello midnight, hello music

making a roux for this saucy attitude

Must be nice to be sleeping right now, huh? Huh?!

youre not on my level. im still on the first level. i can barely even play this game

You are here.

staring at you with my ears (listening)

buying the fancy pasta (cavatappi)

Alexa, play music that gives me the will to keep going

the world upside down, is the new normal

the liminal space is calling from inside

I'm old enough to remember selling girl scout cookies for $2 a box

Imagine being an apple knowing that medical professionals hate you.

You are the only people who listen to me. Or pretend to. Ok, so it's like everyone else. Whatever. Never mind.

if you are trying to steal a car and the alarm goes off you can just snooze it and then you have nine more minutes

speed skaters should be called blade runners

[toni braxton voice] unnnclench your jawwwww

I'm terrified of butterflies I hear they are very social

observe, don't absorb protect that energy✨

Sometimes, self-care is spending a day exploring bookstores, museums, greenhouses, art galleries, and libraries.

I love it when the day fades and evening arrives with her soothing energy.

Introverts often withdraw when they’re going through something. Not to shut anyone out, but to turn inward to process, feel, and make sense of it all in their own quiet space

Surround yourself with the kind of people who make small talk with stray animals.

*takes off glasses to see

Recoiling in horror implies that first coil wasn’t enjoyed at all.

Something about being technically at rest, but always on edge.

Raise your hand if you're exhausted

current status: eating pistachios until i explode

they should invent cute panties with lumbar support

bumping into ghosts after dark

my toxic trait is that when i watch olympic speed skating i am fully confident that i could do it faster

one day ill be soylent green and ill finally know i was people

Returning Aldi shopping carts as a side gig

marionette to the stars

thing about being a nerd is we don’t care about cliques or status…still gonna be me ✌️

choking on my spit but you know seductively

why does no one ever send me a bouquet of puppies

strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter

iso someone to feed me biscuits and gravy

Eternal happiness can be yours by simply reposting my worst skeets.

A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.

could i annoy you just a bit longer

I like leaving words out posts just to keep the aura of mystery

I've been told I'm a real Oh Geez.

searching for a catio is peak weekend middle aged