Pretty crazy how time isn’t real but still manages to drag its ass like that all the time.

Playing a drum solo on my cello

would like a rain check on this whole existing thing

The universe whispered ‘don’t bother’ and I agreed.

I think I found a new personality hiding inside my head.

Adulting? In this economy?

plays yacht rock as human repellent

us @ the moon tonight

do cats know they’re soft

me: love your vibe vibe: ew, sorry, what haha yeah gotta go

Private commission. Oil and pencil on paper. 11”x17”.

Maybe you guys can help me out: I need to find a VERY affordable, baseline home printer that’s reliable for really just printing out rough sketches. If you’ve got any suggestions based on personal experience, I’d love to hear it. Thanks!

wrapping up in a music blanket

hope the aurora borealis finds you well

It's time to sit with the sky

fancy seeing you here* *on my TL

Sometimes I ask myself, “What would Gary Busey do?” and I think I know how I fucked my life up so badly.

accidental Snafu game replica

medicinal cheesy potatoes

beaver moons over my hammy

sorry for starting a slow clap at the bank when you stopped pushing and finally pulled open the door

every cat has main character syndrome and every dog is super stoked to be player two

my frown lines have more definition than my abs

Bringing a rock, paper and scissors to a knife fight.

keep yourself humble by inadvertently catching yourself on your ring camera

recharging under moonlight

I'm here for moron support. It's like moral support except I'm a dumbass

You don't scare me. You're not baby groot

Hahaha that's cute. Now try convincing your dog you get an extra hour of sleep

Sorry I can’t come to the door right now my Fitbit is charging

No thanks, my brain writes its own horror stories.

Those are pine trees in the sunrise

just may adore you ~she threatened

i would like to remind everyone that i am doing my best, honey

sus af at the mere notion of something good

have you tried sitting under the moon about it?

How do you know that your tea is going to be out of this world? It comes with its own saucer...

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!

Sunrise

Is 9:17 am too early to bury my face in Bob Evans mac and cheese and just root around like a beast?

What happens when a vampire gets bronchitis? They lay down and keep coffin.

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.

In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.

I delete posts not because I am ashamed, but because it’s fun to think of some of them as limited edition

There’s probably a jellyfish that hasn’t been discovered and named yet. Petition to name the next one ✨Peanut-butter Jellyfish✨ Who do I speak to about this, do I write my representatives or

ain’t no dance floor like a kitchen dance floor

could i come over and kick your negative thoughts in the ass