Another day, another creek 🐛

gather ‘round kids, it’s Harry Belafonte hour

how you doin’

mood

movie theatre snacks are so expensive that’s why i fill my bra with mashed potatoes and gravy

You 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to like this post; it's opposite day.

[creating bluesky] what if there was a website where everyone is 46

The barest of minimums.

hey mrs. tambourine ma’am

sphinx

Being an adult means saying “I should really get up and do something” every weekend until you die

still says ‘rewind this part’ years old

decided to be me again today, i'll let you know how it goes

I’m on this really nice diet called eat spaghetti before bed

The music is on and the moon is out

#tbt to the day i found a random mask while hiking

my advice is (disappears into wormhole)

Not everywhere sucks.

A group of us are going out to the woods tonight to scream our heads off. You in?

They should make Superthrive but for people instead of plants.

Anyone else like songs?

Truth.

A very simple truth. I don't want anyone in my life who doesn't want to be in my life.

into the fade

what if we’re all cursed now

watching cat watch birds

80s escape room except not wanting to escape

“oh he’s the guy who always looks tired” -what others say about me probably… because I am always tired

sneezing with gum in your mouth takes a special set of skills I must be gifted after all

If you see me smiling in public it means I'm laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous.

It might be the meds talking but I feel pretty confident that I could fight a kangaroo while riding a giraffe right now.

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes (ocular migraine)

farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

Not enough people "rip it in neutral" anymore, and it really shows.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the music

Just cause the sky is sleeping doesn't mean it can't have nightmares. (📷 for @mamafirefly.bsky.social)

cooking measurements: hand finished when: aroma hits

following my bluesky account will always remain ad free because fuck capitalism *takes a swig of Coke Zero and smiles at the camera*

can’t stop won’t stop (sharing pictures of the sky)

big fluffy naturals (clouds)

💤

the first page of a new sketchbook shouldn’t count. everyone knows that. psychologically impossible page. cursed page.

Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat

Sorry I went missing mid meeting was trying to get a tiny jumping spider out of my laptop

It’s just me and these Cheez-Its against the world