i'm literally always subskeeting btw. even if it doesn't seem like it, i am. & it's about you.

pentacle torn

She lit up every room she walked into* *until she was arrested for arson

another day, another burnt grilled cheese sandwich for dinner

fuck. i yearned too hard and hurt myself again

Not everyone is going to think I’m cute and funny, and that’s okay. They probably just think I’m brilliant and hot.

Aftercare is also hot. Don't @ me

*Never speaks to you again* *me flirting

I think it’s time we brought back 80’s belly shirts for dudes

I wanna know what good love feels like…I want a love that’s sure to stand the test of time

wtf you mean it’s not friday

Lost in a sonnet— the answer to every ache hides in foreign words.

Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven.

Marty bring the DeLorean around we’re going back to the past we got a conception to prevent !

Feels like we're grabbing the horns by the bullshit.

If I lift up my arms Arch my back and thrust out my chest My tits look like they did last year

Petition to change Bluesky to Rasputinsky as often as it's ✌️ dying ✌️

I won’t. 🩷

i like my brownian motion like my instability, endless and indeterminate

any loop in an argument

tell someone to scram today, it’ll feel good

You put the wrong superlative. You should've put crazy bitch

I really miss just getting lost in my thoughts.

slipping into another dimension* *music album

Today a little girl told me my hair looked like princess hair, but my clothes don’t look like princess clothes and I can totally accept that half compliment.

no matter the situation there should always be snacks with cheese

"Enjoy your kibble, shitcake" was not the retirement toast I'd hoped it would be.

There’s a sermon now, writ in high heaven, and the sun goes through it every year, and yet comes out of it all alive and hearty.

are we sure the bullet casing isn’t a banksy?

throwback Thursday halloween edition🖤

damn, cherry pickin, again

Mission theccomplished. I like to be specific.

I am whole I am complete I am good enough Right now ✨

god dammit I already skeeted that -a memoir

yeah, i've used that metaphor before. i'll use it again too. it's a good metaphor, not a kleenex

She's the evil hissing cat beware of her paws purring in your lap and then scratch you with her claws #poetry #kouta 7-5-7-5

I’m prettysure I am muted by 90% of my followers and that just means that 10% of you are sickos!

who up quietly fingering their phones

If ever this timeline your main should leave I’ll see you again when your alt finds me

Instead of plastic-wrapped strawberry candies, Gen X grandmas will leave out bowls of Razzles.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Edit button, Draft folder, Locked accts

I was not the problem, but I have repeatedly fell for others projecting their problem(s) onto me, and that’s actually a problem

maybe tomorrow i'll make that cup of tea

No Rapture? Who is more disappointed, the zealots or the secular?

Some people don't have red flags. They use sticks and stones.

bringing durian fruit to the potluck

You know what's worse than a shitty person... a shitty person pretending to be genuine and a good person.

Never piss off a Sunflower