Just someone who takes pictures of clouds

Soon… @alldolledup44.bsky.social

how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed

*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase

Are we and morning people even the same kind of people?

Wearing a hoodie without a marsupial pocket and just dropping stuff as I put it in the nonexistent pouch

First date idea: We flip each other off.

Time travelling to her thot days.

i bit the Golden Girls. they're not real gold 😢

Unfortunately, I'm still with me wherever I go. 🙃

Take mental breaks as often as possible. Be conscious in your mental space so you don't get overwhelmed. #Mondaymotivation ✨💥

never relax never relax never relax

Grief is a sneaky, snarling, feral beast.

I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.

you should be in the night sky sitting on a star ✨

If I’m quiet, I have mentally left this plane of existence and am only seeing the vivid maladaptive daydream that I’ve lived in since I was 5

#IfItWasntForScience Robert Smith wouldn't have The Cure

According to my dad, my aunt is “pickled pink” with the new laptop

string of turtles and pearls, yeah yeah 🎶🎶🤣

I'll trade you 1 blocked list for 3 of your starter packs

www.google.com/gasearch?q=h.... Happy birthday Marines.

*jumps in mosh pit because there’s a bar of Belgian chocolate at the end. 😉*

wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny

seasons end🖤

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poor gothy, petals are sad, look pretty with the snow tho🖤🖤🖤🖤

you’re either party rocking with me or party rocking against me

flowers, seasons and learning to let go🦋

*jumps in mosh pit just to feel something*

starting a mosh pit with my emotions

I want a weighted blanket so heavy it makes me look like wile e coyote after getting hit with a steam roller

Sometimes I like to just stare at my phone and ignore all my basic needs, until my fingers nod off

*claiming asylum at the candy store*

stargazer, you call the shots and i take 'em🎶

Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.

"Read em and meep boys." Beaker playing poker.

think I'm gonna get back to calling my brothers brochachos

Calgon took us eighties babies away on a bed of paraben-laced microplastics straight into this current dystopia.

started at degrassi now we're here???

Wait wtf? Is that fuckin' hope?

Too much of our society has been formed by white Christians throwing the biggest hissy fit in the world.

🎩 🐰 ♥️♠️♦️♣️🃏 Down the drain, down the drain we go To the sea 🌊 To the sea 🌊 Where the salty air will greet me… 🏄‍♀️

So does everyone.. have their GO FUND ME account up and ready? Aaah! Choo!

me: i’m such a flirt danger: please stop

JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?