Follow you home

i know im late i used applemaps hoping i wouldnt find the place

calling up my grandma and telling her im on the moon and if she can see me

welp, it’s been real (& maybe i’ll be back—DON’T FENCE ME IN, BRO) but i think it’s time this starfish went back to sea, have fun you crazy kids (make good choices!!! 😘😘)

I don’t like it when you say an historic.

i must confess. i not only cut my own bangs that day, i chopped the whole shebang. it’s nearly long enough again now to fully tie in a single top knot, thank the lord of the dance (but heed my warning and don’t cut your own hair if you don’t want that shit grazing your neck and making you nuts!!!)

bsky has small town energy

what if we tried good instead of bad

cat: *exists* me: holy shit

It's like things aren't even cake anymore

i thought i could bend (but i might break)

who gives a shit. enjoy yourself and eat pancakes forever

You run into interdimensional merchants at the edge of a forest. Will you trade with them?

johnny cash was a cover band

"No worries!" I say, underestimating the number of worries considerably

Morning.

insisting on 'depoliticizing'' certain conversations is part of racism. too many liberals fail to see this and get taken in by the bad-faith rhetoric

LOU HOPE BUTT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

whenever someone has “HUMAN, NOT AN AI!!!” in their bio i’m always a li’l 🤨

"Boxing Day!" I shout, uppercutting you into 2026

Die Hard is a movie

🎶 SALAL THIS IS CHRISTMAAASSSSS…

we don't have to spiral alone

I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't leave town

But have you considered that I may just be that stupid?

If my Christmas present to you comes in a fancy gift bag with unruffled color tissue papers and a blank name card, consider that an extra gift because we both know you’re going to be reusing all that shit.

What if I told you the bells weren't actually jingling. What if I told you that's how they scream.

Following up any questionable decisions I make by saying “it’s the holidays 🤷🏻‍♀️”

Day 24 #ArtAdventCalendar merry christmas (ya filthy animals)

and if i’m being real i’m not making my life better by being here this much, so i’m gonna try and be a little scarcer for now🤞🏻

Day 23 #ArtAdventCalendar sun’s waking up (have u heard?)

ope! there's some "feels"

i win?

you know what yoga WAS bad for me actually

boop

i wanna say something but i don't want you to take it the wrong way but i also still want it to be funny so i'll just continue to silent

omg get out of my way! (i’m HEALING!!✨)

you don’t have to wait for the world to get better before you make your life better (and other reminders i need on a regular basis)

sometimes you post the shit and sometimes the shit posts you

Take this 5x a day Take this 3x a day Take this morning and night Have you been sleeping Stand up without holding on Push against my arms Hold your head up Don't stop Blow out as hard as you can As hard as you can Do it all all the time As hard as you can As long as you can Harder than that

My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"

Marrow-deep fatigue All resources committed No zygotes allowed

Hood rat

(and i’m not sorry about that dorky pun)

bah humpug

i don’t want to talk about it, but i will (threatening)

i’ve turned a corner so many times this week i’m just fully going in a circle at this point

last night i was visited upon by three spirits (they were all my cat and they all wanted to be fed)

inside of me are two wolves and i’m still hungry

Christmas comes early for pets around here...