...and in the end you just pray to an unmerciful God to just make it stop. But it never does. The pain just recycles for years. Son: Aren't there supposed to be birds or bees or something?

Yeah... The day spun around and kicked me in the balls. No cup. Just tears 😢

I'm not going to make it. I've got so much to do today. I've only had two drinks and I only got 50 minutes left. Dang it. Guess I'll try again tomorrow

Shit, I gotta hurry. I've only had one drink so far and I need to have three drinks before 4:00 p.m. to get my Day drinker card punched...

Easley top 10 worst day of my life. But I'm still going to kick its ass!

Fuck it.. it's 10:57am somewhere

I don't really seek validation. *posts to five different social medias

"You can have that toaster." YEAH! WELL I HOPE YOU BUY A FOUR SLICE AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL LONELY! Narrator: The separation seems to be going well

Her friends call her Bill...

There is good in the world. A local charity is paying my April rent, got me clothes for my interview on Wednesday, AND gave me a free brand new twin mattress.

Cities need more random benches.

Oh .. she's taking the bed. Well sure.

Oooo sorry I can't. It's a clean sheets night and I'll enjoy them more.

Looking out at the week ahead..✨

it takes a village to raise an asshole too

i am completely normal and fine and chill and fun and cool and sane

...and in the end you just pray to an unmerciful God to just make it stop. But it never does. The pain just recycles for years. Son: Aren't there supposed to be birds or bees or something?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re one of those people who do things, aren’t you

I just need a simple routine *rejects every routine immediately like a cat being handed a schedule

Installing handrails on my bullshit because I'm about to be on it...

*scoops up your thoughts and puts them in a safe place

I'm single again like...

Installing handrails on my bullshit because I'm about to be on it...

no ma’am, that’s my tactical nonsense

What the fuck, of course... So I'm sure the overall stress of the home isn't helping but our senior dog isn't doing well. He's 15 1/2 and starting to suffer. Right when I can't afford the $250 to have him euthanized. I never do this but if anybody can help.. CashApp $jjrymr fuck🥹😭

Anybody still on that 'pigeons are government drones' thing?

Sorry I’m late, been fuckin shit up

Once bitten, twice shy Twice bitten, thrice timid Thrice bitten, you probably just like it...

You know they called him bumbledork...

My marriage says what? open.spotify.com/track/0c4IEc...

I am not distracted or overthinking anything right now... *puts socks on first

If I put a block of cheese up to my ear like a shell, I can hear all of Wisconsin

What, no severance package?

20 years in the whatthefuck - a marital case study

When you turn a ho into a housewife you should not be surprised when she hos out at the split...

they should invent a workday that you can just put in the crockpot for 8 hrs

Wake up and smell the stupid

I’m actually pretty pleasant once you get past all the unpleasantness.

Well can't say I'm surprised. She fucked me. She took our rent money to secure a new place for herself, took our only transportation so I can't get to work... Anybody got $5k I can borrow? smh

[indistinct chatter]

I have lobsters! That sounds awesome! Crabs.. sorry, I meant crabs

I am so sick of people doing and saying things.

Ok.. driving the soon to be ex to look at an apartment so she can move out

Bluesky is basically introverts gone wild.

Fuck yes... That'll fix it! smh

FUCK!

Ignore me harder... I'm trying to sleep

Scandinavian prison > available apartments in state...