Little bunny grogu hoppin through the forest scooping up the field mice and boppin em on the head

Rewarding myself after my dental cleaning with some Oreos

Before you’re an asshole to me just know I hate when people are assholes to me

❤️💛🖤 "And everybody knows where this is heading Forgive me for forgetting Our hearts irrevocably combined Star-crossed souls slow dancing Retreating and advancing Across the sky Until the end of time" music.youtube.com/watch?v=EYqS...

we are your kids magnifying glasses down by the river a picnic of turning the reeds brown all the ants waving smiling waving no nonono wait stop you know us

💥

I'm really becoming concerned about mom and pop bookie operations.

Wait for it.

All these worlds are yours, save one Europa Attempt no landing there

*eats a peanut butter and 50 mg black cherry gummy sandwich for lunch*

🖤❤️🖤❤️ "Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst When you meet another nurse She'll be driving in a hearse You're gonna need a heap of glue When they all catch up with you And they cut you up in two" music.youtube.com/watch?v=iDeo...

Another really good song with Jack White youtu.be/lF_C7BvAf_A?...

old and stale but shiny

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foxgloves! at the nursery

If I get to 17k, my life will still be devoid of meaning and I will inevitably die alone.

If it’s up to me I’ll choose butthole 100% of the time.

I see Bluesky is back on its shit

I'm the first one to tell myself to fuck off in the morning

I lost a few brain cells after reading that last skeet.

"Excuse me But I just have to Explode Explode this body Off me..." music.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgA...

Happy Thursday from #Bjork. The week is almost over.

Ayee! Icky Thump who'd a thunk Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico

Hey, @philipmarks87.bsky.social. Have a great rest of your day! ;)🖤❤️🤍 "White Americans What? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too..." music.youtube.com/watch?v=z8UK...

My toxic trait is I fucking wish I could've been better before I fucking knew how to be better

If you’re not a bit silly, fuck you.

I'm a pissimist. The glass is half piss.

I will eat the rich, but I do have questions. Are they delicious? Will they break my fast? Do they have glutton-free options?

My OnlyFans is a nonprofit. Meaning, it makes no profit.

Bring on the Catholic blocks!

Geez you get drunk once in college and fuck Patrick Swayze and Spotify won’t stop reminding you.

When you go number S E 7 E N

when you abandon your friend in the Sahara with no treats you desert your friend in the desert with no dessert

A laxative, but for memories

Me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social judging you from our perch

If nobody likes me and everybody hates me, why would I eat some worms?

We could have told you this

Oh, you DO things? Gross.

* brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

This is just pulp fiction

Show me a picture that captures your essence

I like to play a little game I call, is it beets or am I dying

“Moist” That is all.

I’m never more overweight than when I look in the mirror.