Well well well I see the bluebird of happiness is nowhere to be found so I best lumber back to the bog and play parcheesisi whilst smoking opium with a group of four legged monocole wearing newts in fuzzy slippers I'll give them your regards,luvs *and breathe*

I truly don't know what anyone wants from us at this point Just let us lie down collectively wherever the forest pixies lead us. Is that too much to ask?

Hearing you talk about your rice pudding with that bog witch that put a spell on you to love her whilst the forest is being annihilated by the crimson muskrat gang

P.S wtf...

was really hoping it was all a dream (nightmare)

Alright. Crash out complete.

i am very well educated in fact i was the only person in my entire village who could hear the well whispers

A country that bombs Will be bombed

So now we go and kidnap presidents or leaders we don't like. Good one US !

Martial Law was always the plan.

Roosters having no penises..? next you’ll be telling me that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent. You kidders

Playing this tune on constant repeat

Beautiful

Helloooooooooooo, Ladies!

💯

I've stayed frozen in that other space I forgot I was allowed to grow l've compromised so many truths to keep the peace,to not unravel the threads of a life that looks fine on paper But with her She cracks that spell Being near her reminds me that numbness is not peace And silence is not intimacy

Maybe like philosopher’s ideas my shitposts are too esoteric for this…place *wipes pizza grease off chin*

Now here’s a little ditty I like to call WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA !

Me listening to Madama Butterfly while waiting in line to pay for my ice breakers

Sir the word you are looking for is condescending I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught

Tell me.. CAN YOU SMELL THE OIL,Clarice ? (Venezuela war crimes)

Everything is just so exhausting all the time.

“I’m an ideas man,” I say, and shove another lightbulb in my mouth.

I just want to fall asleep as the little spoon

starving myself all day so i can eat my weight in deep dish pizza later

I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention

more like serotonOUT amiright folks

Who even cares if people are "abusing" benefits system? The rich are abusing everything and no-one bats an eye.

sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets

at least tomorrow is not monday

i think some of you could stand to be gayer

I would let you pull my hair

just know that if you sit next to me on an otherwise completely empty bus I am casting a hex on you in my mind

Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown

cranberry sauce candy corn

My immune system trained at the Wendy's Superbar.

Considering having my whole body removed

what the heck do people who “don’t like to read” do at the airport

You will always hold a special place in my delusions.

i retold your joke but worse, please respond

dr frankenstein created a man monster because he couldnt find a clit

taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies

Once again I’m going to choose to be the kinder sexier better person today.

erasing old patterns with grace

God I miss a good old fashioned soft block.

Tattoo therapy should be covered by heath insurance

are you sad or do you need to take a shower and listen to yacht rock

If you wake up too early you should get a breakfast for each hour you didn't get to sleep. Several should be cake.

Decided I’m too pretty to suffer

REM sleep > Billy Joel sleep