🍂✨ Blessed Autumnal Equinox, kindred spirits ✨🍂 Today, the wheel turns once more—day and night in perfect balance, a sacred pause between light and shadow. I honor this moment as a threshold: the veil thins, the harvest ripens, and the Earth whispers her golden secrets 🖤

Happy Monday! 🖤

Me flirting

As long as I have my pool cue and a pair of dice, I'll be just fine

Fun fact: When The Batman 2 is released, Robert Pattinson will be 53 years old.

All this time, I thought David Lee Roth was a Muppet.

Does the end of 28 Years Later lead into the next Avengers movie?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: Your mother

Anyone overseas or up north want to adopt a used American--a rescue, if you will. She's had all her shots Or maybe I can find work as your bumbling servant, and hijinks would ensue. Whatever, I just want out

If I'm going to be part of an underground resistance movement, I'm going to need a beret

Pepper's Pick:

The only thing a girl can trust is her heart And her sword

Take your time

Feels like I have the flu but like emotionally

The rave at the beginning of Blade, but instead of blood from the sprinklers, it's self-esteem

Bro, you didn't return my yo

I just experienced a perfect moment: I'm alone in an old farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, got in the shower without needing the light on, and just as I'm stepping into the tub, the storm blots out the sun right as "(Don't Fear) The Reaper blasted out of a portable speaker

*"Riders on the Storm" starts to play as Joolia realizes, with dawning horror, that her stoned ass walked way too far away from the house right before the thunderstorm hit*

The energy I bring to the function

The energy I bring to the function

Incoming thunderstorm 🌩

My dad used to play this album all the time when I was growing up, which I'm grateful for, otherwise I probably never would have learned how 🔥🔥🔥 it is - the entire thing from start to finish

Murder at the Dog Park: an Erotic Thriller

Pepper wants you to keep your love - keep your love alive And no more habits, promises, and jive

Beautiful lyrics and cover art maybe transcribed from a drawing someone in the band made on his eighth grade math textbook?

Pepper's Pick:

As the resident weird girl at work, do you have any idea what kind of pressure I'm under during the Halloween season?

My friend is doing a spoken word version of this, and I am deceased (The magic candy helped)

The energy I bring to the function

🔥🔥🔥

AND we're going to make them strike the Star Wars sequel trilogy from canon.

Gentlemen, never has the outlook for our company looked more grim. Thus, the thawing of Walt Disney has begun.

The little neighbor girl just asked me if I liked the "witch weather," and just like that, I have an apprentice

feral, but cunty 💅🏻

his return was foretold

Why are vampires always rich? Bitch, we invented compound interest

Walks down the aisle to Metallica's "Fade To Black"

Nooo… lemme fix it for you. “Disney has lost $3.87 Billion (USD) overnight because of DISNEY.” 🤨

You can't BS a doggo

Is this wallowing hole taken?

This group tho 🔥

Pepper's pick:

I have over 100 mutuals with this dude, whose entire TL seems to be “jokes” that are either stolen or about how horny he is. Gleefully blocked.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

Halloween candy prices are RIDICULOUS

Thank fuck it's Friday

Me at 2 am (And completely sober)