You freaks really be freakin' tonight

This ALL THIS!!!!!

just when i thought i was out, crazy on nextdoor pulls me back in

I wish we lived in a time where you needn't have an occupation and "Adventurer" was a viable option

Guys, I did the math, and somehow 2011 was 15 years ago??

Happy Friday, homies. I'm about to get my trigger points tuned up

GM 🖤 Wishing you a fun weekend of nazi punching

Explore an abandoned asylum and chill?

This country has passed into a new dimension and there's no name for it.

imagine hating me and im just over here sipping on my sleepytime tea

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

remember, when they go low, we get high

*knock on door* “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* *Jesus steps out from behind door with gun* Good answer

Void? Y E S F R I E N D Can you answer a question? Y E S What's the meaning of life? L O O K B E H I N D Y O U There's nothing there. Oh.

So one way to prevent yourself from eating Oreos everyday is to just eat all of them at once and get it over with.

I have to move furniture tonight. I'll probably take my shirt off and make a big deal out of it.

No, I'm at the Lovecraftian IHOP

It's hard to believe those weak sauce UFO images the guv released recently are the best they can do. Another nothingburger. Color me not at all surprised

Predictions of the mother of all super El Ninos keep getting worse This monster has the potential to tear global weather patterns apart and bring worldwide mayhem But are governments making plans to try and cope - uhhm, No

when it’s so HARD…to care.

My friend lost her cat. Pepper and I are on the job

rock and roll photos

Special props to the artist, Daryl Toh, for including the Fresno Nightcrawlers

Packing peanuts are the Devil's confetti

I need to revamp my dingy home office/spare bedroom ✨

GM, kiddos 🖤

[Redacted] would fix me right now

Dear Men: women will rip their uteruses out themselves before they go back to the good ‘ol days

GM 🖤

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New Projection: I'm on my way to Cannes. Here are the movies I can't wait to see. seanfennessey.substack.com/p/the-cannes...

Movies released on May 12…

The Palantir ICM + BI2 + Mobile Fortify pipeline is a staggering thing. Similar tools between Palantir and the FBI are also in the works. This level of surveillance transcends the current immigration focus.

Death Proof (2007) 🎬🖤 Behind the scenes 📸

Colonel Mustard, in the feels, with the diss track

GM 🖤 What a night

There is really no sense in which it’s accurate to call the radical SCOTUS majority “conservative” justices. Call them what they are: the Republican justices.

There was a time releasing a movie internationally required shipping film cans around the world, and the international version would need to be locked earlier and could have differences in audio mix and VFX.

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

Good info 🪷 I use #2, even as help to fall asleep. It's called Box Breathing because you imagine it as a box with 4 sides & each side is 4 seconds & you keep going around the box for as long as needed: Inhale/Hold/Exhale/Hold One of my friends has panic attacks & she says #3 helps a lot.

If you know of more than one person who is chronically online too much, you’re more than likely chronically online too much.

I can confirm the plot for the first Fast and the Furious tv series will feature Vin Diesel racing alien spaceships on a rail gun projectile but his sunglasses don’t fall off and he seduces CERN’s sexy 24 year old lead particle physicist

Remember...

a woodblock print titled "Moon on the Lake" (Kojo no Tsuki) by the contemporary Japanese artist Shufu Miyamoto

Don't forget your ABC, kid: Always be caffeinated

This morning I am imagining a friendlier and more forgiving world 💜🧡

This IS amazing. www.epicfurious.com