OMG I HAVE BEEN CONSTANTLY ROLLING SPOT CHECKS NO WONDER WHY I’M SO EXHAUSTED

it’s only a beauty parlour if i’m there

if you have a library card (which all of you should have), you most likely have free (!!!) access to Kanopy aka an underrated, ad free streaming service with a ton of movies + short films FREE!!! through the library!!! your smart tv most likely as an app for it- mine does!

A short thing about music. Please indulge me. My son and his girlfriend did a pub gig this afternoon. Here they are. Voice and keyboard. Jazz standards. They were good, but that’s not the point. (1/n)

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

is it good when high ranking government officials start sephiroth-posting?

So far this year, more than 4.3 million COVID cases have been reported in the U.S., causing 301,585 hospitalizations and 18,717 deaths.

Him: Don’t buy any more gifts for my kid. Me: Why? Didn’t he like the bee shooter? Him: I told you he wanted a 𝘱𝘦𝘢 shooter.

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 is my favorite song about a GPS set to avoid tolls.

I’m not immoral, I’m I-moral. I always do the right thing…for me.

Brits really threw a wrench in the works by calling it a spanner.

Me: Is that Elizabeth the Goth? Them: Whoa! It’s Black Betty.

i watched an entire football game with some coworkers tonight and i can confidently report that the red team beat the black team. really happy for them.

The Disney adults are doing better than the Democratic Party at fighting back.

subtly downgrade a band: Some Doubt

Just thinking of the time Trump suggested that we inject people with bleach to cure Covid Thanks for re-electing him everyone

Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE

It's always a good day to block and report transphobic trash. Here's one now:

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

Prepping Charlie Kirk quotes for Charlie Kirk Day

"Most" They requested your mom keep hers on.

Spend Charlie Kirk Day like Charlie Kirk. Shout horrible racist shit in public and see how it goes.

I saw your mom at the grocery store and the cashier asked if I wanted 2 bags

Now deleted Trump Truth Social Post addressing Pam Bondi.

Trump's directing Pam Bondi to file criminal charges against Schiff, Comey, and James.

Greetings *checks notes* having a wonderful time

What time is Tuesday's Rapture? Do I have time to get tacos?

Does anyone know in Tuesday's Rapture if these folks get lifted right out of their cars or if the vehicles ascend with them? This is my first Rapture and I'm trying to plan my commute.

Dudes rock

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck

I just inadvertently reminded myself of this fact today: I am 'you first have to convert the .mp3 back into a .wav before you can burn it onto a CD-R' years old

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

A Black teen named Kalief Browder was falsely accused of stealing a backpack. He spent 3 years tortured at Rikers & died by suicide A wealthy white man named Tom Homan was caught by FBI accepting bribes. He was promoted to a powerful law enforcement position This is what white supremacy looks like

My nine year old: Are you cool? Me: I guess so, yeah 9 y o: You're a constipated, overrated, outright loser? and then he laughed for seven minutes

They’re not sending their best.

It's almost like they've been gutting education for YEARS I wonder WHY THAT MIGHT BE

Imagine if we cared about protecting the right to healthcare, a living wage, housing and education the same way we protect the right to bear arms? If we made it easier to access the things necessary to survive and thrive and harder to access weapons that disable and kill?

There’s a certain type of poster that seems to think it’s helpful to stamp out anything hopeful in the name of being realistic about how bad things are. Don’t be that poster. We know how bad things are. But for most of us, hope helps a lot more than your cynicism. Rebellions are built on hope…

Oh hi! In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo: 1) Soccer 2) Music 3) Acting I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing

I really admire the way a lot of people have never tried to contact me at all. Just first-class own-business-minding on their part.

With a little love, the call could be coming from inside the home.

We're playing "pin the tail on the donkey" with a real donkey. Don't worry - he's super high strung and will kick anyone who gets too close.

i know im in the posting zone when all i can hear is a modem noise inside my head

Sadness is in our hearts, my chest tightens after losing my tent and everything I own inside it. I cannot collect $600. Where are the merciful hearts? Have mercy and be gentle with the kids. Do not let them fall into the street. Don't forget🙏🥹🙏 Im verified @mommunism.bsky.social shorturl.at/hcCSb