AI mode: *turns chair around*

Most of my google search history is just making sure I'm correct in my spelling

just. fuckin. HANG IN THERE, man. make your bullshit because you have the brain disease that is art. do it for no money and gripe the whole time and seethe with jealousy over the expense accounts of the past and i’ll be right there with you but we do it because we have to not because it’s lucrative

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

💯🎯☑️👇

(Vulcans every 7 years) in my slut era

who says you can’t have intelligent discourse on social media

I like my replies like I like my valleys Uncanny

Most of my google search history is just making sure I'm correct in my spelling

I have tried so hard, and I need to allow myself the grace of "its not my problem" despite it absolutely being a problem for me, that threatens my safety, daily, just so I dont go fucking crazy explaining things for the millionth time *for the people in the back* Jew =\= zionist

I’ll fight anyone who fucks with Jake.

“You can’t be mad abou-“ First of all, how dare you doubt me. Second, challenge accepted

not to brag but I’m the most followed person at this applebee’s

Jane Fonda getting other actors involved in speaking out against the Skydance/WBD deal is like a sleeping giant that could get Hollywood to realize they can't afford to lose WB to the Ellisons agenda,Like I said if a open shot comes that could save WB from them don't hesitate Take The Shot!

I was in a band in my college years that wrote a song called 'Psychedelicatessen' True story

Long DeTome

Grand opening, grand closing.

dune 2: the squeakquel

please deposit $200B

look, if anyone can win a war, it’s the stable genius who deferred five times from serving his country, took someone else’s Purple Heart without a second thought, brags that he likes soldiers who don’t get captured, and chooses to golf when people he sends off to war get killed

I have lived in Los Angeles for nearly two decades and I have never experienced the kind of yellow smog that used to define this city why? because we cleaned that shit up none of this is beyond salvation

to badly post where nobody has posted before

it’s shitposting jim but not as we know it

i have it where it really counts

I feel like watching a movie with an ai dead actor would make me physically ill

Just came across this picture and well… y’all come eat.

Tom LeDonge

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movie posters but with muppets: thread

Keep your snacks close. Your friends and enemies will sort themselves out.

Yeah if you like that sort of thing (derogatory)

Most of social media right now is making fun of the fact that we are in hell

sir, I cannot emphasize enough the degree to which I am rubber and you are glue

the state of the world is no laughing matter which is why gallows humour is so important

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

AI mode: *turns chair around*

ugh, cant believe she's late AGAIN. she's probably dildo daldying. must be nice.

Anything by Brokencyde

To all survivors of sexual violence: I am so, so sorry that in the ongoing attempt to hold monsters accountable, you are subjected to constant, daily discussion of the very thing that brutalized you & stole your voice and power. No matter your stage of healing, you deserve peace. You deserve better.

A classic anti-masker tactic is to claim that if you don't wear a mask 100% of the time, it isn't worth it. Untrue. Every single time you wear a mask, you reduce the chances for viruses to spread. Wearing a mask always improves public health, even if you only do it occasionally.

In order to help his wife feel something during sex, Peter Griffin had to reach for the Lois cummin' de-numbinator.

ONE HOUR LEFT! Just think, you can go grab a fully funded comic right now, and you won't have to put up with fundraising posts from me about it in only like 60 more minutes!

The Angry Words Movie

... Years ago, I described my issue with newspaper comics as, "Imagine if you pitched a show to a TV exec & they said, 'No, no. We've been running Howdy Doody for 70 years. People love Howdy Doody. We don't need new stuff.' Wouldn't that be awful?" These ppl wanna run Howdy Doody for 70 years.

Pickles should cure headaches

Once again, everyone who propped Jacob Frey up as a good mayor should feel deeply ashamed.