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they/them 💛🤍💜🖤 aka
@weshould.killice.baby
(when i'm not suspended)
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i got suspended for hurting will stancil's feelings
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I bet if you added up all the time I’ve farted in life, it would be weeks of farting
about 5 hours ago
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Fun
about 5 hours ago
WAIT I COME WITH GOOD NEWS
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the last two white rhinos in existence. both female. no males. the end of their species' line. all thanks to poachers.
about 6 hours ago
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i pray for the destruction of the US and the destruction of Israel
about 6 hours ago
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
about 7 hours ago
it’s called a telephone because you tell a phone things
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕
about 12 hours ago
STOP STOP STOP
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four vehicles I would love to own 1. 90s Dodge Viper. I know they’re shit cars but young me was obsessed 2. an original Hummer with slant back. again, young me obsessed 3. 1970s Ford Bronco 4. Dodge Tomahawk. it was a prototype motorcycle with an entire dodge viper engine on it.
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about 9 hours ago
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androgynous tiefling enjoyer
about 11 hours ago
so he took a 14yo girl's face and put her in a sex scene with his white savior mc??????
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Beer is such a beautiful name for a baby boy
about 10 hours ago
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Saliva is a beautiful name for a baby girl
about 10 hours ago
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it’s so easy to identify the other millennials at work because we end all of our feedback with “lol” so the other person knows we aren’t mad at them
about 11 hours ago
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boobs are pretty great. kudos to nature for evolving such a 10/10 body part
about 11 hours ago
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damn you can really see the similarities in the mouth and bottom of the nose especially
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about 12 hours ago
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Devi
about 12 hours ago
I don’t want a sugar daddy. I want a Taco Bell daddy
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if I never heard van morrison again, it would be too soon
about 12 hours ago
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the Road Runner can’t keep getting away with this!
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Car crashes at Clyde Tunnel slip amid fears 'graffiti was mistaken for entrance'
A CAR crashed into a slip road wall near Glasgow’s Clyde Tunnel amid fears a graffiti mural was mistaken for an entrance. Emergency crews were scrambled to the scene just after 2.30pm followi…
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16223748/car-crashes-glasgow-clyde-tunnel-graffiti-mistaken-entrance/
about 13 hours ago
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I hate how the older you get the more you’re unsure if your memories are real or just of dreams you had
about 14 hours ago
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too pizza 😩
about 14 hours ago
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me at age 4, about girls:
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about 15 hours ago
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be the AI bubble crash you want to see in the world
about 15 hours ago
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why did they call it a ruptured cyst and not a growth spurt
about 15 hours ago
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more and more studies show that AI usage reduces cognitive ability.
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about 15 hours ago
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Stella Sacco
about 17 hours ago
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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an AI generated prank call show called Clank Yankers
about 16 hours ago
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can anyone legally stop you from having hot dogs for lunch three days in a row?
about 16 hours ago
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serial experiments lynn
1 day ago
uh oh! you said something mean about the bluesky moderators. take 4d6 strikes *rolls* now roll 2d6 for your strike allowance *rolls* oh no! too many strikes! roll 1d4 to see if you got a 3-, 7-, 14-day or perma-ban *rolls* you've been perma banned for posting "aaron rodericks drinks piss"
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Spider 2028
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Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized
Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a venomous spider bite. He shared a photo of himself in a hospital ...
https://www.rawstory.com/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-after-venomous-spider-bite/
about 16 hours ago
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Frances Meh
about 23 hours ago
bluesky? it's kinda like twitter only with fewer nazis and all your friends are suspended.
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world’s most pathetic man demonstrates that the race to most pathetic is not over
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about 16 hours ago
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my boss said “divide and conquer” and “final solution” in a meeting. it’s fucking wild how much nazi language has made its way into common speech
about 16 hours ago
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Earn
about 16 hours ago
Steve Jobs used a natural cure for his cancer. Let’s ask Steve how that worked for him. Hey Steve, how’s it going?
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Blair Loudly
1 day ago
oh no thank you very much but i wont be needing cutlery it would just slow me down
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having those farts that sound like wet cellophane being rubbed against the head of a bald man who is playing harmonica to soothe his crying baby
about 17 hours ago
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may the sixth be with you
about 17 hours ago
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being hungry and having to poop is a weird sensation like calm down, body. I know you want to do stuff
about 17 hours ago
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samantha
about 18 hours ago
i don't think you should be allowed to remove or cover up a nazi tattoo. you should have to own that and explain it for the rest of your life
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so he’s against puberty blockers which DON’T harm kids but is okay with kids entering the skin cancer tubes?
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about 18 hours ago
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working on my gleek reflex to ward off predators
about 19 hours ago
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AI psychosis comes for all
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about 19 hours ago
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I just realized that three guys I had crushes on in the past looked like young Brendan Fraser. I guess I have a type
1 day ago
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trying to move to blacksky and it says `Gmail plus-addressing (e.g.
[email protected]
) is not allowed. Please use your base Gmail address.` why isn't that allowed? that's a common pattern I use for signing up to websites
1 day ago
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clod
1 day ago
a vanilla soy latte is a variety of three bean soup
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d.ly
1 day ago
Bluesky mods got us like
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anyone got a blocklist for will stancil followers?
1 day ago
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16+ strikes and you're banned the mods don't like anyone 16+ 🤔
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1 day ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
1 day ago
oh so its 16 strikes for permanent, and all you have to do is mention something that factually happened with a member of the staff team to get taken out now. noted.
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to save a fraction of a percent of cost, they're making the dining experience significantly worse. when they lose money from this, they'll probably make another stupid decision to make up for it, and the cycle continues
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1 day ago
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if I say “I hope will stancil gets what he deserves” and get banned for promoting violence, does that mean the mods think will stancil deserves violence?
1 day ago
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don mcclean ‘starry night’ voice: “scooby dooby doo”
1 day ago
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