These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held

It's honestly remarkable how often the "Netanyahu has to go, but I support Israel" crowd ends up supporting Netanyahu. He's a racist right wing fascist demagogue who wants to be a dictator. Saying you support his "war" is like saying Bush and Cheney have to go but you support the invasion of Iraq.

Cool.

The undeniable odor signaling that somewhere, an orange has turned evil.

Getting involved with local organizing and meeting HUNDREDS of neighbors who are standing up EVERY DAMN DAY. Find your organizing home, friends. It's waiting for you and it makes everything better.

i just did it all scared

Facilitating community safety & mutual protection trainings with folks at the frontlines of ICE raids and watching their eyes light up in agency and a reaffirmed commitment to collective safety and liberation. I got to see people recognize & build their power in real time against authoritarianism.

🦐 The residents of LA and Chicago 🦐 Palestinians 🦐 Watching people embrace what they want and committing to it, instead of continuing to force themselves to be small 🦐 The people who always manage to step up in unexpected ways during a disaster

A desire to see less targeted pain in the world and unflappable rage. I donated to more MA than ever before. I've donated resources and time to local nonprofits. I dont hold my tongue when I see fuck shit happening. I gave up on institutions. None of us are free until we're all free.

Older people yelling at their reps. The old guy asking about due process fortifies me

Everyone, read the responses. Draw on whatever you can — community, humor, hope, spite — to fuel your courage in 2026.

Seeing people who are more at risk than I am put themselves on the line to protect others.

Our unions response to the arrest of Huerta and illegal detainment of members,thousands of members traveling to Louisiana to yell at GEO Group + learn working class history and organizing tactics, everything UFW is doing with NO money,plus the speed and effectiveness of local rapid response networks

Organizing with fellow workers in my union. Even if the world keeps going to shit I can see worker power grow before my very eyes.

Regular degular neighbors and coworkers throwing themselves directly at the fash and teaching their people to do the same. Not the most radical or the most Democrat, not the youngest or smartest or loudest, just people who give a shit discovering they were the ones they were waiting for.

looking for a consignment shop that sells gently used years, say pre-2016

Do we have to watch them murder and consume the little brand mascot again

I do not want a space job, the last time people went to space they got stuck. I want a job where I can clock out and go fuck a hot person

My take on the whole "Avatar's impact on the culture" thing is that it is sort of like the Big Bang Theory: watched by about 30 billion people because it is easy watching, but entirety devoid of true creativity, depth, and artistic value. Which is totally fine, not everything has to be the Sopranos.

Important Job Descriptions Librarian: someone who works in a library Unitarian: someone who works in a unit Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable

Relationship tip to young lovers. Keep peace with they who launder your clothes. They who do the laundry hold all the secrets.

This is just an incredible passage capped off by "Hanging out with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick" lmaoooo

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Are you a cartoon character? You legally have to tell me if you are.

We've secretly replaced the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services with road kill

Can metamorphosis change your luck. I have no idea but I already feel like a new million bucks regurgitating this silk robe I swallowed from a casino

Guy who is mad that Kat is giving out tampons and not Nintendo Switch 2s

just ate a handful of Flintstones vitamins and now i’m ready to fight the sun

Do people still say “that dog don’t hunt” or do I have to bring it back

Remember, when you’re damned to Hell and meet Satan for the first time, don’t try to convince him that you’re there by mistake. Instead, break the ice by asking him which of your sins was his favorite.

Actually filing a lawsuit like this as opposed to just telling everyone you’re gonna do it is such a dead giveaway that you’ve alienated everyone who might have cared about you enough to tell you not to do it. Alternatively, there’s a few people who told you not to but you’re too coked up to listen.

my sister-in-law is visiting and set the clock on the stove to the current local time and i feel she overstepped a boundary by interfering with the entropy of the household.

some of you simply don’t want freedom and i need you to understand that

Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.

Me: Is that a social cue? You have to tell me if it's a social cue

sorry i reposted you at 3:51am 😬

At 450 feet in elevation in Duvall, Wa where approximately 2~ inches of snow has fallen, a dismantled convergence zone continues to bring bursts of snow. The temperature is down to 32.4 F according to my Tempest Weather Station. Side roads are really bad, main roads bad. #wawx

Christ on a cracker there are like five separate streams of cursed discourse tonight, I get half of you are sugar detoxing but still

As it turns out, NO.

People who called my analysis this spring“doomer” for correctly pointing out that this was the intention for the fascist infrastructure building process that has been ongoing since 2016 are going to either retreat into delusion further or crash out into the brutal reality of the fascist police state

sometimes you forget you're right in the middle of a fucking toyotathon

OMG why are Max and Holly going so slowly. Ffs, move your asses!

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

this song goes out to anyone who ever got a handjob in a threadless t-shirt,

Ok, I'll bite

being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire

Money talks. Bullshit walks. This is the worst Toy Story fanfic ever.

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck