Who buys things that aren't food or drink at airports? I want to hear from you.

I am posting from outside the Heathrow Lululemon which is surprisingly busy for like 9 am on a monday

It appears I have entered some sort of shopping mall that occasionally has planes arriving and departing

Distinct lack of queuing at Heathrow, quite disappointing

I got to the airport Too Early

I'm about to be a business man getting on a plane to a foreign land to do business

I'm about to be a business man getting on a plane to a foreign land to do business

I like my enemies tired

New York and LA should offer an equivalent to Israeli birthright trips to every theatre kid in the lower 48

Everything I needed to know about Nazis I learned from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indy hates them. God hates them. I’ma keep that same energy.

The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason. Unprecedentedly corrupt.

Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte. And LA. And Chicago. And whoever they try to come for next. We’re stronger together & we will win.

I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50. I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank. nora.jewelry

Becoming an adult in the U.S. means realizing that the answers to most of your "why is it this way" questions are A) racism/white supremacy or B) sexism/patriarchy or C) capitalism/shameless greed or, most frequently, D) all of the above

Sick to my stomach that the President being mixed up with a horrifying global network of pedophiles is considered a 'voter issue' and not something the whole world needs to know about and people need to be prosecuted for. Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved

Why did Mr. Robot have to come so hard at my wardrobe choices

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

Last night I received four emails and texts simultaneously telling me my flight was both delayed and on time so I don't actually know anything?

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do something selfless and VERY VERY FUNNY

Just be honest say “we ban who we want” and stop reaching for bullshit justifications when you have the US government on here bragging about actually killing folks. It’s insulting

What's the policy on snuff videos? You know the people murdered in this video were civilians yeah? And then the same account threatened to murder more people? Hmmmm

We are having Italian pop tarts* for dinner *ravioli

[west wing 2025] Stephen Miller busts into the oval, sweaty and out of breath, “they’re calling you “THROTUS”

The Parent’s Lament

Heading to Germany in two days, so obviously i need to learn German phrases to impress my new coworkers. So far I have landed on " Ich spreche Deutsch wie ein Kleinkind"

If ur putting a sauce on lettuce it's a salad

my most unhinged take is that our entire system of government was built upon gentlemens agreements, between gentlemen who would shoot each other rather than be dishonored. The removal of dueling inevitably precipitated the downfall of the US

disturbing new trend among millennial dads: rangooning. it’s where the father sneaks away to slowly eat a whole container of crab rangoon.

ARE WE DUEL POSTING?! I AM WELL KNOWN FOR DEMANDING WE BRING BACK DUELS

my most unhinged take is that our entire system of government was built upon gentlemens agreements, between gentlemen who would shoot each other rather than be dishonored. The removal of dueling inevitably precipitated the downfall of the US

Are you telling me that the guy who was caught liking "Barely Legal" accounts, freaked out and banned someone for pointing it out is now making moderation decisions protecting the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd? Is that what you're saying? Is that the state of things? Honestly? Really?

I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED AND GIVEN A PASS FOR ALL PAST AND FUTURE BEHAVIOR

What is a handjob but a fidget?

we are led by the least among us. pedophiles, corrupt billionaires, & ppl who prefer you starve as long as it means they can keep their corporate donations. we need a cultural revolution.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true

Temporarily rescind passports. Seize all assets in excess of $100M. Clean, efficient.

Seriously though, name one person listed that I'd be upset to lose

Stop saying the Senate Dems lost. This was a forfeit, not a loss.

I think we can all agree that if your name is in those files (obviously not the victims names) you should be sent straight into the sun

Seeing someone say "Yes, prosecute Bill Clinton too" in reference to the files, and people are still thinking that's some deterrent? If it will make you feel better, you can put him in jail first. Then all the rest of them. 🤷‍♂️

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Laying out all their crimes in emails really shows just how dumb these guys are. I, personally, post all my crimes on Bluesky, which is way smarter.

If that's how I wrote sentences I'd probably *kill myself too *Murdered and covered up

*taps mic* *clears throat* It is a global far right power grab

DONALD TRUMP: You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep. JEFFREY EPSTEIN: o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car + DONALD TRUMP: Thank you, my dearest friend.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

Americas fascist concentration camps are only getting bigger and more in line with their historic counterparts. Engineered Mass death is coming to America in all of its brutal efficiency.