So, I have a question Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but... Where is the line? Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?

I’m looking forward to years and years of people giving the Pope sports jerseys and him dying a little inside as he accepts them

I finally watched Fantastic Four: First Steps last night Is it bad that my favourite part is Paul Walter Hauser as Mole Man?

Live view of Bluesky T&S discussing moderation issues with the community

Do you think Jay Leno is trying to pitch a big comeback to the tonight show now that all of his old material is relevant again?

Nothing is more terrifying than a four year old that wants a specific toy that he can’t find

The Parent’s Lament

Come get your duds in order 'Cause we're bound to cross the water

Fund Me Friday! Sorry this is late. I forgot what day of the week it was 😬 (Link would never forget, and that’s why he should be reinstated.) Drop your fundraisers down below and share! Don’t forget the alt text! #FreeŁink #FundFriday

I am being… observed

It should be illegal for an auditor to reject a response document on a Friday three weeks after it's been submitted.

So, I have a question Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but... Where is the line? Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?

my dad’s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share 💖

Add a couple trumpet stings and you have the basics for a Less Than Jake song

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

I have one last ask for myself to cover gas for the rest of the weekend until I get paid Thursday (I'm off mon/tues at least!) $40 to get me through with all the driving I do. $danirockasota V: djamiempls

Are you telling me that the guy who was caught liking "Barely Legal" accounts, freaked out and banned someone for pointing it out is now making moderation decisions protecting the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd? Is that what you're saying? Is that the state of things? Honestly? Really?

reminder: i am currently in crushing debt due to not being paid/employed for a year and a half (and losing all of my belongings in a flood my insurance refused to cover) i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps

Got my ass

I totally know what he’s talking about. I’m 43 and 38 year old spouse never gets my jokes about GI Joe

I like how this has become a perception land-mine for early-ish users

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

How did they think that this would work with Boebert of all people?

Johnny Cash couldn't post what he did to that guy in Reno on Bluesky

Sitting in enterprise software license renewal meetings makes me feel dumber than I already am This is worse than renewing my mortgage

Watching the Mario trailer to prepare myself for what's going to be playing in my house over and over and over and over and over and over again next summer

I don't have the brains to make neurology jokes

Ka-Zar for president

Go Sens Go

For a kid who hates having his hair washed, you’d think my four year old would let us get him a haircut

We live in a society

Me: Agrees with someone pointing out that someone sucks despite being amusing on the internet The Internet: *Riding in backwards on a mule* Source?

I love waking up in the morning, getting everything ready for my day, then logging on to the internet to see the ramblings of the mad king who has taken over the country right next to mine and then having a nice cup of coffee

Logging on

Alan Moore right now:

It's the holiday season, who's going to dress up as a ghost and break into Elon's house to show him the true meaning of the season?

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

You have to have a license to run forklift and if you fuck up they will take it away from you We need OSHA but for the plagiarism machine

Staring wistfully at the shores of Lake Superior with a single tear frozen to my cheek

Lex Luthor's presidency wasn't this corrupt

What… what is happening with his head?

Big mood today

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