Martha from the top rope. Mark Cuban has been bodied

merry christmas, queen 🫶

Asking questions is not hate, although I can see how you might interpret it that way. No one challenges you on X. Here we do. That must be so hard for someone who has never really been questioned.

Martha from the top rope. Mark Cuban has been bodied

Holy fuck He’s gone fucking off the rails

I have an unopened tin of danish butter cookies I wanna eat them

Tiny Tim is dead you idiots. Jesus. He lived in the mid-19th century in London. He’s fucking long dead

Anybody else only eat the pretzel shaped cookies out of these holiday gems?

The absolute #1 Christmas song from the past 50 years youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?...

Anybody else only eat the pretzel shaped cookies out of these holiday gems?

I need to tell @barmageddon.bsky.social I ate too much salami and cheese

Tiny Tim is dead you idiots. Jesus. He lived in the mid-19th century in London. He’s fucking long dead

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIz... Watch this If you don’t watch a puppy drowns

I love watching the college Christmas specials on PBS - but they are run less and less often now. It’s a Christmas thing I’ve always enjoyed

Bethlehem translates to town of bread 🥖 Baguettes for all

Merry Christmas to all And to all a good reckoning

Why is Jesus standing over that lady - and who is the baby? I have questions

The dipshit wants to put a rail gun on a battleship? What in the everlasting fuck. Also - the battleships will be ready by 2028. So he claims.

I miss the days of staying up all night playing Mario kart with friends. I wanna be a teenager again

Goodwill is a terrible organization - donate your good anywhere else (Besides the Salvation Army - they are even worse)

The vagina is the mouth of the crotch Except with sharper teeth

That ending to the Steelers and Lions was certainly something

Steelers TD be like that

That’s a td for the Steelers

Bowen wont make it through this sketch without crying I think Touching end for him

Rick Steves is a damn national treasure

Willis would be QB1 on at least 10 NFL teams

Good advice

Miami and Texas A&M is going to end as a 0-0 tie

Imma give you all a wet Willie

You boring nerds really liked this for some reason. Nerds. You are all nerds.

Jitterbug Flip is on sale and plans start at $15/month

I follow the truckers subreddit - and traveling across Wyoming in the winter always wins for scariest part of the country to drive. (Don't ask why I follow that subreddit, I follow a bunch of random shit)

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

I follow the truckers subreddit - and traveling across Wyoming in the winter always wins for scariest part of the country to drive. (Don't ask why I follow that subreddit, I follow a bunch of random shit)

already Evanston. Was there a shooting outside the Walgreens on the corner of Keely and Chicago? 635 Chicago Ave Parking lot. I can't find anything. #Evanston #RogersPark

this was just posted on my local subreddit. "Edit: bystanders believed there was at least 1 dead body, unclear whether the person will survive." I am going to guess the dead body will, in fact, not survive.

Curious what everybody’s first album purchased was. Here is mine Momentary Lapse of Reason by Pink Floyd 1987

The ghost of Christmas Present has amazing chest hair - and small children for legs

The ghost of Christmas Present has amazing chest hair - and small children for legs

Christmas present is about to show up

This is the greatest adaptation of “A Christmas Carol” There will be no debates.

Had this on a toasted sandwich with raw onions for lunch. 10/10

I love seeing headlines like this

Famously said by Chester A Arthur - before he died choking on hamloaf

Shut up. Freak

underwoodspreads.com/products/ Oh fuck. Liverwurst spread too!

New festive Bluesky Holiday contest dropped. Also - Robert needs an intervention

Americans will eat canned deviled ham spread but will reject vegemite