This is me. I made this post

Don’t be like this.

Don’t be like this.

Aaron Ashby is on pace to win 32 games this year. Why is nobody talking about the pitcher leading the league in wins, with an 8-0 record this year?!?!

The best James Bond - This is not debatable.

This is a smart choice

For consideration- me.

Don't get me started on Horicon and their "Marshmen" mascot - WTF is that? That's the dumbest fucking mascot in Wisconsin.

This is a terrible news day for Wisconsin. You fucking non drinking Gen Z / only drinks fucking IPAs with “notes of some shit” on their label killed it. I drank Miller Genuine Draft when I still drank - like a true American. I hope you all get worms. Watertown sucks

For consideration- me.

And the quoted post is in no way saying Beaver Dam is better than Watertown. But this post is, they are our rivals. Fuck them stupid Goslings. My city had Beaverfest as an annual celebration, Watertown has "Riverfest" Rivers kill people, Beavers make people. TL/DR - Watertown sucks.

Watertown, WI being in the news for having hateful bigots on the school board is not surprising at all. I'm from Beaver Dam and MAGA and hard right hatred runs strong in Dodge County

And the quoted post is in no way saying Beaver Dam is better than Watertown. But this post is, they are our rivals. Fuck them stupid Goslings. My city had Beaverfest as an annual celebration, Watertown has "Riverfest" Rivers kill people, Beavers make people. TL/DR - Watertown sucks.

Watertown, WI being in the news for having hateful bigots on the school board is not surprising at all. I'm from Beaver Dam and MAGA and hard right hatred runs strong in Dodge County

This is one of the best moments ever captured at a concert. Lewis has Tourette’s and it affected him ln stage. The crowd supported him and gave him a concert when he needed love and support. Instant recognition from the crowd that it’s okay to be real and vulnerable. I tear up every time I see it

90s corporate videos were wild This is almost Sizzler level amazing

This is one of the best moments ever captured at a concert. Lewis has Tourette’s and it affected him ln stage. The crowd supported him and gave him a concert when he needed love and support. Instant recognition from the crowd that it’s okay to be real and vulnerable. I tear up every time I see it

90s corporate videos were wild This is almost Sizzler level amazing

This is 100% true story. At the Chipotle by me in college they had to put a rule out that drunk broke college kids shouldn’t eat the purritos because it was not fit for human consumption

I can see how that could be confusing.

Are the Mets allowed to win?

Worst reaction time in horror movie history Happy Toyz

Fucking amazing It’s like Maximum Overdrive -

Second choice Maximum Overdrive

Shut up. I love this movie. Dennis Hopper is awesome in it

Fucking amazing It’s like Maximum Overdrive -

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

I love this song

Are you a Jerry, and also old, like @gopher33j.bsky.social? Try new Jerritol! You'll still be a Jerry (ick, amirite?) and old (icker still) but now you'll have side-effects incl (but not limited to): Wearing NB sneakers, eating at Sizzler, & thinking you could probably pilot a helicopter just fine.

Sherman on his march to the sea - seeing all the peach trees

@adampknave.com probably loved Orko

Sherman on his march to the sea - seeing all the peach trees

The drama. *sigh* It's like Days of Our Lives around here for chrissake.

this is how I play fetch with @badposter.lol

this is how I play fetch with @badposter.lol

This is how I learn Harry Truman is dead?!?!

10 years ago my kid had to spend the night in the hospital - nasty respiratory virus. This is the photo the morning after I love this photo

10 years ago my kid had to spend the night in the hospital - nasty respiratory virus. This is the photo the morning after I love this photo

You people are all idiots - responding with choices not these 3 is not in the instructions.

Best Jerry O'Connell movie: 1 - Joe's Apartment 2 - Kangaroo Jack 3 - Piranha 3D

I intentionally watched Kangaroo Jack last night - Ask me anything about incredible life choices.

Brewers sweep the Yankees. This pleases every baseball fan everywhere in the world. Who else loves to watch the Yankees lose?

I intentionally watched Kangaroo Jack last night - Ask me anything about incredible life choices.

Brewers sweep the Yankees. This pleases every baseball fan everywhere in the world. Who else loves to watch the Yankees lose?

There is no Kangaroo Jack: 3. YET. I am going to make it my life goal to produce this film.

There is a sequel!

Kangaroo Jack 9/10 I wanted to see the Kangaroo beat up a mobster.

Awww Dramatic moment

Jack ate a fireball!

How have they not died of heat stroke by now?