Buying bourbon from Deuce Bigalow bc it says it’ll make the left sad is a wild choice. No wonder all the assholes on the right are rich af, their idiot fans give them all their money

Imagine gettin’ got by Rob Schneider

CBS is regime propaganda

I’m absolutely tired of the Trump administration breaking the law and the legal system keeps saying “please explain.” The legal system is not working. It’s fundamentally broken and I don’t believe in it.

Also, if I may add: sex doesn’t need to or have to end with ejaculation every single time. Chasing an ejaculation will have you doing some shit like spitting on a shorty’s back so y’all both feel “satisfied”.

lol everything before jan 6 - tear gassing protesters, muslim bans, calling mexicans rapists, the day in and day out racism -- she was fine with

My online survivors community are writing to Chelsea Perkins, currently serving 22 years for unaliving her rapist. You can join us in writing Chelsea letters of support/solidarity here: CHELSEA PERKINS & 77919-509 FCI Hazelton FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION P.O. BOX 5000 BRUCETON MILLS, WV 26525

My blood pressure went up watching this

When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.

And it won’t be me, Niggy the Pooh.

No. The ex wife just didn’t vote and that was a problem for me

it's increasingly clear that Fukuyama was right. history ended, and this is the kill-screen of civilization. oh, we're invading Greenland and the Democrats worried because they bought too many billboards? no, the engine is just trying to execute image sprites as code for a routine weather check

“Police come AFTER crimes man…” shoutout to Glasses Malone

Ms. Glenda Cleveland was Dahmer’s complex neighbor. She reported Dahmer to police dozens of times and literally pled with police in-person; begging them to help 14-year-old Konerak, who police later returned to Dahmer’s custody.

This is a fascinating exploration of the idea of compulsive record-keeping as a trauma response.

Yesterplasma, all my troubles seemed so far away 🎶🎶🎶

journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is. just walk out. you can leave. if it sucks, hit da bricks. real winners quit.

"anointed rising" is absolutely insane 😂

. @CBSNews on Sunday: "We work for you. That means you come first. Not our advertisers. Not politicians. Not corporate interests, including the corporate owners of CBS News." CBS News on Tuesday: "Marco Rubio, we salute you."

Trump appears to have said "yes" to Putin's grand bargain to trade Ukraine for Venezuela and Greenland. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

look i know it's not the most crucial thing but i am gonna be so pissed if they fuck up CBS Sunday Morning

Anointed evenings end my Nubian queen We haven’t spoken in a fortnight & u were in my cerebellum & as the plasma leaked out so did the words I wanted to say to u. U don’t have to reply but I hope ur time at the altar 2nite goes well & I’m manifesting that you have a restful & knowledgeable sleep.

At the very least he starts insisting it be called Goldland.

Danish guy gets it

The men’s coach wants you to have bad sex with boring women

Just refuse to vote yes for anything like the republicans did under Obama

We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever

Need my brother to get home so I can dap a nigga up right now!

This man don’t miss.

Pretty sure blowing up NATO is the point

It's no pretense with sheriff Trump. It's like this is a stick up! Put your hands where we can see them we're robbing all your stuff.

The US is approaching “Van der Linde gang post Guarma” levels of thuggery. We not even pretending shit is about spreading freedom anymore

Is this what happens when Bari Weiss does the fucking news?

Baybeeeee we love to see it. Pay this man

marina corina machado bouncing on it

this dude on the talk page HATES the new video and the new guy’s balls in particular

Every AI idea is either "make it nonconsensual" or "own a little human of your own"

I just cannot imagine telling the literal Pope that he’s doing Catholicism wrong when he’s praying for peace, like what a way to punch your ticket to hell

Eww no

From an email to one of our faculty members.... Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!

No, god help us, it was two other people and two other species.

I used to do wildlife rehab in a state where our primary rabies vector was bats. One summer we had *two different incidents* where a Good Sam brought us an injured bat that they had been *letting crawl around on their bare chest* and feeding breastmilk.

It's because some bats can bite and scratch in ways that are painless and not easily visible and later people have then died from rabies. yes, you can get rabies from a scratch, a rabid animal may have licked it's claws/paws. It's nothing to play around with. For people in the US.

If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious. If a bat *touches* you.

Snitch9 dropped that bs song with the racist streamer and then went to jail? Lmao

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

Me at the end of Endgame when I realized Steve Rogers was just chillin with Peggy while Sam Wilson’s daddy was getting his head split open with a billy club for trying to vote

The FEDS drugged and shot Fred Hampton in bed. Philly cops blew up a building in the 1980s and most people don't even know the MOVE bombing happened. I think you're downplaying how normalized US death is.