Good morning, people.

I got a 92 on my NYS Regents exam in Spanish…I’m good.

That coinbase commercial was made on a Gateway computer with Windows 98

The duality of man

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

every commercial is promoting white america or gambling.

I think he caught it?

I don’t like this

This a 1pm FOX NFL game that they show when you come home from church in the late 90s with Sam Rosen and Jerry Glanville on the call

Ain’t no other games on right now, huh?

These commercials suck and not in the good way.

Ok, I’m glad I’m not the only one that wondered what the FUCK was goin on with Kenneth Walker III’s attire.

Kenneth Walker dressed like he 40+ about to take his lady to a comedy show

If he ain’t engaged by the end of the night then what is he doing?

Dear Bay Area, may I have a little bit of your weather please 🙏🏽

Klay you lucky son of a bitch

Mike Macdonald is throwing a bajillion types of pressures at New England right now. Very challenging for the OL to communicate everything that’s coming their way.

Witherspoon has been a dog since he entered the league.

This is a long ass commercial break.

Ok, I laughed at that instacart commercial

“To celebrate 250 years of American—“ #superbowl

Malcolm Butler on that Michael Irving ain't he?!

Shut the fuck up Cris Collinsworth

Kickoff….

May all your parlays hit.

Seahawks fans outnumber Patriots fans at Super Bowl LX.

Kickoff is at 6:34p. Someone asked that.

The United States has won the first gold medal in figure skating at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics in dramatic fashion. nbcnews.to/4rH8jRJ

These medical commercials oh my God. This one with Gabrielle Union, where she’s promoting a medicine for hot flashes just said,” please seek medical help for loss of consciousness”. How am I gonna get help if I’m unconscious?! bitch, just give me the hot flash damn😂😭

Seahawks by 14

The Giants can’t hurt me today.

"I'm headed out to watch the game" is how you'd know I'm being kidnapped.

I know the broadcast starts at 6:30 but what time is kickoff? #PleaseRespond

I wish I could have put something on the smoker today.

Men supposed to be grilling on super bowl Sunday anyway. Since you got your football degree & know every damn thing.

People don’t drink cutwaters for the taste, do they?

🤙🏽

USA WINS TEAM GOLD IN FIGURE SKATING!

Today’s Holy Sky Sermon:

Them titties bigger than the Super Bowl

Does Mike Tirico get to leave for his ancestral Italian land to cover the Olympics when the Super Bowl is over?

Pizza as comfort food >>>>

Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, trolls Robert Kraft with "Orchids of Asia" T-shirt.

wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.

Nap o’clock.

On purpose?

Rise Up

Liquor store seeing me soon, send me money if y'all want something for me.