Who got some boneless chocolate chip cookies that I can borrow for the night?

The in-game interviews are not ideal.

🤔🤔 we are talking legends of the game but outside candidates are worthy of discussion

Can I write in Cardi B?

Yes.

Whenever the question starts with, “Why is Michael Irvin…?” The answer is always:

Its an Adidas Christmas, Denita. 🎅🏿🎄

I should have asked for a new right shoulder for Christmas

Kelis’ last IG post

Nate Burelson….why?

Tis the season!

The merry Christmas is implied if you're reading this.

You can show anything on this app except scalp.

Merry Christmas! (from the Temptations)

I haven’t even had my third cup of coffee and #YouPeople are already talking about hole…..

Good morning, people. Murrah Chrimmuh to those that observe.

It's almost Christmas, fellas. Time to get active. 🙂‍↕️

It's almost time!!!! Starting this Friday we at the DC Comedy Loft for 5 shows!!! Get your tickets now! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

Oh about that pork tenderloin that I smoked

When I check my balance on payday:

No need, the slander just slides right off

Oh. My. God. 😂😂😂

What y'all time y'all putting y'all matching pajamas on or is he spending time with his family

Fake News.

DJ Khaled:

This the only JD and Usha we acknowledge over here

When Halle Berry wears one of these wigs you know there’s about to be action. With Billy, it’s just Wednesday.

Ham Ohhhh haaam HAAAAAAAAMMMM Smoke some ham for me now….

And now I need a gravity smoker

Accurate

@woobewty.bsky.social have you been playing Destiny 2 Renegades?

Huge discounts on Cyberpunk 2077 and The Witcher 3 on the Nintendo Switch 2 eShop were a mistake, but CD Projekt will honor any sales made at the discounted prices. https://bit.ly/4sikpls

We're giving today a 7/10 as sunshine and highs near 50 are pleasant enough for holiday errands, though it's rather breezy. Maybe a spotty rain shower Christmas morning, then a wintry mix likely Fri PM. Some icing impacts possible, especially north of DC. Full forecast: cwg.live

This is literally the direction my internal dialogue flows. From the bottom up, that is. Lol

My gym doesn’t even open until 8 and then to be even more audacious, they’re closing at 12….the fuck???

Good morning, people.

Put the phone down, JP

I want a bacon cheeseburger and a side of onion rings

It’s time

This woman = mom

Let me finish my drink before I call this woman…

As well…

That’s between me and my therapist.

I am declaring Christmas Eve as a State holiday to show our gratitude to Maryland’s dedicated public servants. May all Marylanders across the state cherish meaningful holiday time with their friends, family, and loved ones.

Lol I'll never hear this song the same way again. Of course I stopped listening to her years ago but this is hilarious.😂😂😂

I can't STAND #YouPeople 😂😂😂