I want a milkshake

There are new types of pollen—and more of it—in the air this spring season, thanks to climate change. f-st.co/560TAt1

Is this the final clue to her real DNA mystery?? 🤨

Allegedly

Of course this fight is bumpy af….

Rub clubs? Say no more.

LOL "Rub clubs" sounds like what happens on this app after 10pm

Add “no one said this shit”

Headed home. Good morning, people.

I always eat what I want.

MAY 11, 2026 | NATIONAL TWILIGHT ZONE DAY | NATIONAL FOAM ROLLING DAY | NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY https://nationaldaycalendar.com/may/days?week=3

*Flow….my bad

Aye, since when did Hustle & Flo start coaching the spurs?

Punk move right there

It means there can’t be turkey “bacon”. Stay focused

Turkeys don’t have bacon.

Free basketball in DC

Wizards won the lottery! What a birthday weekend

First Watch sounds like a late 90s NBC show.

Get something for the mamas in your life from ya boy (it me, ya boy)

When the waitress says “here you go, baby” while she’s handing you your beignets….

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there

Good morning, people.

My heart is full. Thank you everyone for congratulating the crumbsnatcher on his graduation and for sending me birthday wishes. They are GREATLY appreciated 🖤💛

My birthday, but his day 🎓

Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.

Thank you, Star Wars 🥹

Good morning, people.

Up.

Police arrest man, search for shooting suspect after chaotic Laurel Cinco de Mayo party

Put up a curly W!

Did these inmates have a weird case?

My birthday weekend starts....NOW

It’s a necessary evil because sometimes my GPS will lose its signal and I have no f’n clue where I’m going.

New boot up coming next Wednesday

(blacksky might be worse than bluesky when it comes to gifs and I didn't even think that was possible)

I wish I lived near a BK lounge right now, I’d absolutely kill a Bacon double cheeseburger

I wonder if they used the word “uppity” on the search warrant.

If this isn’t political retaliation then I don’t know what is…

I would just like a 1-2 months notice of when the world is going to end so I can stop paying these bills, that's really all I ask.

I have no desire to be a doomsday prepper because I have no desire to survive Doomsday. Post apocalyptic life does not interest me. I am a child of convenience. No central air, no indoor plumbing, no electricity. No me.

The unfollow button is right there......

one thing WE gon do is make a fuckin joke

RIP Ted Turner.....

every baseball game should start at 5 after the hour or half-hour today

Ted Turner, the larger-than-life media mogul who revolutionized cable television and founded CNN, has died at 87