Just took my meds. Tomorrow will be a more stable day! ✨️

Y'all think Ye been paid or he just doing it for the love of the game?

Those men better never ask for details if they find out their partner cheated. I heard Jackson Pollack paintings are beautiful to the eyes. (Allegedly)

Make them complete an escape room together to see if THEY can collaborate first.

I need this kind of yearner.

Also.

Psychorama. You come away loving green and a little violent without knowing exactly why.

Some of y'all food takes aren't epicurious... y'all just neurodivergent and got sensory processing issues. And that's ok.

Woden's Day Glances around skyline Yeah, sounds about right

Good morning y'all 🌄 Don't you worry baby ✨️

They been to prison.

But what exactly DID you do?

*Hot grease pops on my hand* Me: MOTHERR...🤐!!! 8yo: What was gonna be your second word? 😏 Me: Nunya! Do your homework. 8yo: F-U-C-K-E-R... 😏 What I didn't say it. I can spell it. Me: Good spelling. Do your homework.

It’s Women’s History Month! Ladies! Quote with a photo where you felt like your very best womanly self. My first time dressing up after I had the Mini-est

Now, I have to figure out if I'm a hand talker 🤔 I know I'm a "touch talker" if I'm comfortable enough to chat. I be chicken-winging observations and jokes whole time.

And here come the damned book fair email reminding me to load the account 🙄 😑 😒

Instead of taking a quick nap, I went to the grocery store for dinner stuff and... I just... who left me in charge? 🥹

Yall be saying some SHIT on here, brethrens. Peggaversary? Skandanavian Ebony porn? Everybody just calm the fuck down.

And tell the truth

Hoo hum doldrums 🌧

I don't know if I need a nap, a hug, a punching bag, or 10 million dollars. Maybe all of the above.

Aye it’s somebody that’s struggling and feel like they can’t get out of their own way. That shit is a lie. Stay in the fight. Not for your kids or anyone else. For You!

I know I'ma get got, but I'ma get mine before and more than I get got or whatever Lord Tennyson said 🤷🏾

Lemme go turn this on lmao

Is this my mf problem now?!

Y'all my company moved to a new EMR system and a star review rating popped up. I rated the system like 6/10 thinking it was anonymous. It was not 😂 I just got out of a meeting with my director and a rep airing my grievances 😭

When you feel the caffeine powering you up 🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

Hol' on lemme post my new set too 💅🏾 If you know me, you know how happy these colors make me 💚 ✨️ #nailwars

Same! I was thinking about costumes yesterday!

Stop playing with me 😁✨️

Good morning y'all 🌄 Rain, rain go away, That's what all my haters say ✨️

Who is getting executed behind this?!

This is dope! My and my Minis used to (and sometimes still) engage in rap battles. It helps with rhyming, vocabulary selection, description, and quick/witty comebacks.

The concept of kiwi is always puzzling to me even though the inside tastes good. Do you know how hungry someone had to be to eat that furry rock?!

Its too late to start a show, but I am wound up.

Did someone make copies?! Take photos?! Screenshot them or something!

OK, after a moment to regulate myself enough, I gave her the option to physically co-regulate with me (tight hug and listen to my heartbeat) and she finally stopped crying and hyperventilating and got in her bed.

Don't let 'em make you cry more than once.

My head hurts and this child is still on a war path. 😩

I love this!! Also reassuring, I’m in the thick of it right now. I know the end is rewarding.

He's not obscure! Also I'm an auntie that remembers when it was the NJ Nets.

Take out the biggest one first.

Only time I fake it.

I'm so wholesome* *sometimes

70⁰ then snow then 70⁰... this pneumonia weather! And I'ma still be outside with my chest out 😬

"Scooting up a chair" 💀💀💀

My feelings hurt and I wasn’t even present

Its March and someone's red nose still on their vehicle irrationally annoyed me this morning.

If you get the privilege to receive private media from me this type of response or keep it on the playground.

I might dip over to First Watch once this kid is dropped off... she is on a war path this morning and I deserve compensation