I would knock some shit over if I was expecting baking and I'm given salty fried carrots.

Today is National Princess Day! Make sure you spoil your favorite princess with flowers and her favorite treats ❤️.

It's here! "A" Ladies once I found my space heater, glasses, and took my meds this made me belly laugh 😆😆😆

We're trying to succeed and be cute while simultaneously be cold, scared, and unable to see.

Good morning y'all 🌄 Be kind to Black with "A" impairments (anxiety, astigmatism, anemia) ✨️

Oh snap!

Lashing out at others bc the object of your attention hasn't noticed you is bananas. Because you wanted attention, attention here now!

Turns out grandpa had a cross town family, but to me Bobby ain't MY uncle because he wasn't at my grandma house.

3 summers (41 yo) ago at a family reunion and some man invokes my dead father's name talking about that was his big brother. I said, "Who the fuck is Bobby?!" <-not real name. Y'all my mother tried to tell me to leave it alone but I went to every real aunt and uncle I had with direct questions.

What do you mean her name Aunt Eve is really Linda 😂

That would be hilarious

I opted to work a little later to make up some billable time, but working while it actively gets dark feels unnatural for me.

Wouldn't be so dangerous if she ain't have to quickly get back to the store before it closes to get a sandwich since you ain't buy her one or share 😑 Yes, I'm still salty about that.

Me searching for a My Little Pony onesie now

I feel like if you claim to be "Jezzy" or "Genuine" or whoever else famous online you need to post a pic in your bathroom with water splattered on the mirror and a carton of unexpired eggs. Promo pic only pages = bots

WHAT ABOUT THE COMMUNITY

Whew this is a classic.

Because when I do, I want to make sure its worth the chewing

Every single bread on here will get eaten

🙏🏿 Praying my iron levels come back in range ahead my procedure 🙏🏿✨️

Yes, I absolutely I want to be given things because I’m Black. Start with reparations.

Good morning y'all 🌄 Take care of your mentals ✨️

Wrongly singing and picturing "I'm a walking margarita">>> Searching "Milwaukee margarita", now I want one<<<

The seagulls:

I need to go back to sleep. Not sleepy 😑

Mine, mine, mine

I've gotten my dancing fix a few times in the last few weeks but not to anything slow.

I wanna slow dance in a near empty lounge under candlelight on a warm and windy night.

My shoulder hurts... such is living.

Wale is such a lover boy 😍😍😍 I love that for my ears.

Magnets and Christmas ornaments

Non fiction: Toni Morrison: The Source of Self Regard Fiction: Paradise by Toni Morrison

Last time I got the ick was seeing a "Drake-esque" selfie pose and facial expression

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

She visibly relaxed and said she didn't have a good dinner last night and didn't finish her lunch (I was out of town) but she felt better because I was back (predictability=safe) and fed well. Gotta look to those physical needs before taking actions personally.

Hadn't seen my Mini-est bc she was at practice when I got back and she was full blown melt down when she walked in the door. I spoke quietly, didn't give her any tasks, fixed her a plate, and just sat next to her.

Me to pickles:

Policing is so trash. This documentary has a 4th body found in the same ritual fashion in the same location and police are like, "We thought it was a coincidence... not a serial killer."

I would absolutely label him a skin walker bc those eyes don't look natural on him.

I hate being back "ON" as soon as I walk in the door... like damn let me put my bags down

Was once so smitten (and deluded bc I'm not a morning person) that I was planning on waking on his work schedule to make a warm breakfast...DAILY Glad I came to my senses.

Got my crab cakes ✨️

I myself AM strange and unusual.

“Just one rib….I shole is hongry”

If... eh, I can't even do the prompt because I so thoroughly cut off things/people that are negative, I forget it even exists.

Yes

Yes, I cut off negativity

I'm never gonna forgive the world for how they did Earth.

I knew that and still ignored it

Onion, celery, pepper