This!

Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today: cuss em out. block em. call em stupid. if you’ve been looking for a sign this is your sign.

Please watch the Eddie Murphy documentary on Netflix.

BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.

"joy in their mouth"

Somebody probably got kicked out of the Cheesecake Factory and now they have a vendetta against joy in their mouth.

Literally every time a new piece of information comes out I’m like “I see why he’s dead.”

Cool fact: dogs can estimate when you’re coming home by how faint your scent gets from the time you leave and when you come back home. That’s why when you get home from work during the weekday they’re usually waiting in anticipation

Find your peace and get the fuck outta dodge.

Truth

WOW! PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.

Check the credentials naysayers

Where big dick sky at? Asking for a friend

Teaser is out for Devil Wears Prada 2 starring Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci.

In case people forget. You should be boycotting Starbucks. Tomorrow starts their strike. Going to Starbucks is crossing picketing lines. Be a better person and don’t go to Starbucks ✌🏼 it’s not that hard

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- this just healed me. #LivingSingle

Social media is not a real place 🥴.

Always. Because you said something stupid and I refuse to be stressed by it

idk who need to hear this but if you feel the need to block me you don’t have to send me a 10 page DM in MLA format describing why. Just gone head and block me baby, i’ll be ok.

Me blocking or muting someone is always for my peace of mind.

A lot of yall are NOT as important as you think you are. Nobody cares about you unfollowing or blocking them THAT much. Probably won’t even be missed.

Emmer: "I believe Mike Johnson will be swearing in the new representative from New Mexico before we start voting." (Adelita Grijalva is from Arizona)

Don’t take men in life serious*

Happy 49th Birthday, Tevin Campbell 🎂🎉 🗣You should never give up on your hopes & your dreams.....

“We don’t want the kids bringing their phones into the classroom” Well, you didn’t send out a possible active shooter alert for an hour so mine will have phones now 🙂

Google filed a lawsuit in New York federal court on Wednesday seeking to shut down a ring of alleged Chinese scammers it accused of stealing reams of personal financial information through an international text-message-based phishing scheme.

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

“Bout to make it a whole lot wetter” 😭😭😭😭

Took the morning off of work. Ehhhh I didn't feel like adulting this morning.

Adding “Please check your records” at the end of my emails is the equivalent of me cussing you out from Amazing Grace to how sweet the sound

Ovulation is super annoying. Fat Ma be down there typing out 'Feed Me' in Morse code😭

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: AFTER 27 YEARS, QUEEN LATIFAH IS FINALLY REUNITING WITH KIM COLES AND ERIKA ALEXANDER TOMORROW ON THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE ‘RELIVING SINGLE’ PODCAST! 🚨

DO YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN SEE YOU?! 😂

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🗣️🗣️ LITERACY IS SEXY

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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

I'm getting sleepy 😂im such an old lady

Its a holiday 🤭

😂😂 I cant keep up with the nasty y'all 😂😂😂😂