I never shared my pictures from when me and my little guy went to the ballet. I was so happy that he liked it. We saw Don Quixote

I should probably wear real clothes at some point this week.

If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain-dead, then every one of the senators and congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be impeached.

He said my husband should beat me over a post I made and people dragged him for hours on my behalf. They didn’t know me though, I think they were just looking for a reason to drag him.

Godzilla spent two years pissed off in the temple of gains.

I hope Argentina doesn’t make it to the finals

I don’t like being referred to as an “autism mom” I do have autistic children, but it feels weird to be called that. Not knocking anyone who likes it, it’s just not for me. It is nice to talk to other parents of autistic kids though.

Ooooooh I’m excited

This is what them people are trying to go back to

I need them to just announce it so I can open this bottle of Cava in my fridge

But my phone is already in my hand!

I went viral once over some fucking popsicles. It went from “ooh that looks tasty” to “😡 this is cultural appropriation!” And I had to just mute the post. It was a terrible time.

Yeah, I gotta stay married. (He’s a good man, Savannah. A GOOD man.)

I’ve had little lamb and star and cloud decals in my son’s room since I was pregnant with him. He asked me if I can take them down and put up “big kid” decals 🥲

“Tony Stark built it in a cave! With a box of scraps!”

Isn’t he supposed to like it?

This is a good question because I defiantly just bought a Kirkland sweatshirt

That is a casserole

I have some spoilery things I want to say about House of the Dragon that I didn’t say on the podcast, because spoilery.

I understand the suspicion under certain circumstances, but “Black people don’t hang themselves” hasn’t been true, in my life.

I think that lawyers should get a tax write-off for their cocaine

Omg my son used to LOVE Rasta Mouse

I’ve seen all of these words before, but never in this order.

Welp it’s about to be over.

SWISS MISS

I know he wants to throw up after missing that kick. It was so close.

Lmfao

I kinda love when it goes to penalty kicks

And removing the upper eyelid skin

I ate a bigger lunch than usual and somehow ended up MORE hungry wtf

Rolled right off her tongue

This is a very Friday feeling Tuesday.

Ugh I wish I had reasonably sized titties

I’ve missed most of the US games lol

My Irish friend said I drink the homeless peasant Guinness 😭😭😭

Football/Soccer is really fun if you imagine all the players as cats with the zoomies.

One Comic Con costume complete. Well, I need to learn how to draw a shash symbol or find a temp tattoo.

You couldn’t pay me to watch this

They doing his ass like the Greens did Viserys

I don’t think my entire wedding took 40 minutes and there were two musical numbers

Leg can go

My plain mugs are tucked away in a low cabinet and my main cabinet is filled with my cute ones. I have more mugs than anything else lol

Iced coffeeeeeee (oat milk, Bustelo, lactaid sweet cream foam)

This edit of a new and older trad wife is perfect

rhaenyra better than me because i would’ve reminded corlys WHY i couldn’t conceive with his son in the first place. since you wanna talk about it.

I can’t believe I have to root for Belgium tonight smh

I’m glad I didn’t skip HotD for Mexico v England

Got caught up in football and burned my rice 🥲

We celebrated with chicken and waffles, the way he likes. (Dino nuggets, and Eggo minis)