I had a come to Jesus meeting with myself and decided that I don’t have to be so mean at times. Everything is not a red flag 🥴

Hate to say it, they did that 😩

If anyone lives close to a Jack in the box that would like a free ultimate cheeseburger, I feel bad wasting this code. Hit me up.

This!!!

I’ve called my Mom twice and it’s going straight to voicemail. If anyone was gonna get raptured, it was gonna be her. Chat, should I worry? 😩

I should have known my coworker was soft quitting when I saw he had his work phone on DND while at work. He came in late today, packed up his office, said goodbye to us and dipped. Sad cuz he was made for this type of work. But per usual, instead of nurturing his talents, they abused it. I get it.

My work desktop is trippin!!! 😆

11:11 😩

Chileeeeee

I’m at work but I’m not at work.

quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

Lock your phone and close your eyes let me sing you a lullaby

If I’m up for the rest of the night because y’all decided to act up in the middle of the night, imma be pissed 😩🤣🤣

Turn in your phone IMMEDIATELY!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IMMEDIATELY

Cause wym you done Chat GPT’ed some Cheeks on yo self my guy?!

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They should have never gave some of y’all ai *turns over and goes back to sleep*

Is this ai? Cuz ain’t no way!!!

Giving a man my car to drop me off at work and roll around the city flossing IN MY CAR, is a calling I never want to answer. I’m not God’s strongest soldier.

The ones who overstep with their questions then be offended when asked to back off.

Did not know my birthday is in January, May and October. 🚂

Waiting for the rapture like

11:11

My coworker has his work phone on DND and I ain’t even mad 🫡

Picked making it to work on time over Dunkin Donuts.

I’ve been ok with this when I realized that love the way we think of it is a social construct to make us believe that life is incomplete without it. So we relentlessly chase it when it’s within us already.

Seeing commercials for ai will never not make me shudder. Here we are.

This Airbnb was absolutely worth it and cheaper than most hotel rooms. Grateful for rest.

Does anyone own one of those temu sofas? I’m this close to getting one 🥴

I need a man to watch these live sports games on my Peacock and Netflix accounts cuz I feel like I’m just wasting good money not watching them. 🥴

1111 ❤️

Plop 🤣

I love when yall start carrying on around here 😭🤣🤣🤣

Frank needed to make enough money to retire that night cuz whew 🫡

On the Lord’s day.

It’s all part of the plan. ❤️

I would go on dates in my 20’s and order vodka redbulls. That’s so unhinged now looking back!!! Omg 😭🤣

This helps me to remember when days become too much. ❤️

I’m convinced my back hurts cuz I haven’t had a night out to a sweaty, black club in a minute. I free my wiggle every single time 😩

I hate going somewhere with someone who doesn’t know how to rest. Like, bitch chill. We just got here. We don’t have to see and do it all in one trip.

OMFG. It just hit me that the orange dump was sworn in just this year. It hasn’t even been a full year and I feel like I’ve lived an entire lifetime 🥴

Finally watching the Dame Dash interview on TBC and that’s a man who’s definitely weaponizing therapy. He has all the buzzwords on lock and has no shame using them to silence others.

“Young, WHITE men”. Fixed that for you!!!

God’s strongest soldier 🫡

Ran to instagram cuz surely the official White House page would never, right? Damn, was I wrong. This is so embarrassing!!! #LFG 😭