I'm so tired. Ugh.

Jamaican spot got fancy 🙌🏾

Idk if anyone outside my brain can tell, but I made a bunch of changes. I’m liking this a lot more now.

CC doubled down with a video message so that's out. This looks like some shit Flo Rida would think is cool so I don't see him canceling. The Commodores are out and that's honestly all I paid attention to.

Me on their couches at 10:22pm with the pillow I brought with me

What did I walk in on?

That's too close for comfort 🥴

What is this shit we're living through? 😭

Tbh you’re quite close to the Ethiopian calendar. Apparently i’m 24 there (I’m 31) so technically you’re right!

Now wait a minute….i don’t know everything, but I’m good at quick math. 🌝🌚

Listen. I don't make the rules.

I want the smoke

I could love you with all my heart and it's still 6. With a little more space in between. I get hot easily 😩

Babes, the bare minimum doesn't cut it anymore. Come harder.

Exactly. Like whoever came up with the concepts of currency and jobs is a hoe. We could have been out here enjoying nature being communal and shit and instead we spending 40 hours a week in a job to hand our money to strangers to get the bare necessities.

Hey @FBI @CIA @OliviaPope @CPS @hottieshq.bsky.social

Lol felt.

My bills are paid

Lizzo said

Absolutely nobody: Me: Another eeeeending miiiiiidnight suuuuuuuuun.

On my way with my Peacock login to be the worldly uncle and watch Wicked 2 with my Niece and Cousins.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And at the crux of it all… white narcissism projected as white supremacy, creating a system of oppression 😩🫠 stimming from the fear of inadequacy and need to control…

Living through this is...

If y'all can scoot tf away from Kehlani's website so I can sign up for presale, I'd greatly appreciate it. I've been trying for almost an hour now.

Never listened to a French Montana song ever then this dumb ass new song he has comes out and I can't stop listening to it. Free me, please 🥴

These videos are...

As a PK, this was my speciality 💪🏾

Within walking distance from my place in RVA. I'm in there.

Whew. Instacart shoppers be on a mission, huh? Almost got run over twice.

Lowkey snitched to Ms. Jackson about her kissing DeMarcus on the cheek 😭🤣

Something told me to just use the bathroom and go back to sleep. Do not pick up your phone. First thing I see when I picked up my phone 😒

It's a struggle getting through this episode of #RHOA and at this point, the only thing holding my attention to it is my loyalty to this franchise.

6/ The powers that be don't want a bunch of women running around unshaved and fighting power. They don't want a bunch of men talking about their feelings and making music with their friends. They need angry, lonely men to recruit for their forever wars, and weak, placid women to breed + raise them.

Wait...

Wow. I really aged out of watching music award shows. Not only do I not know who any of these people nominated and performing, but I really don't want to.

Chile. Let me turn this TV from this award show cuz I have no clue who any of these people are.

I know we needed this rain and I'm grateful but gotdamn

Idk how so many people slept on Give in to me by Michael Jackson but as for me and my house, it's quadruple platinum over here.

If your coworker who is usually quiet and does the bare minimum to keep their job all of a sudden is volunteering for shit and showing up in a totally different way, prepare the others cuz they about to quit. I've seen it way too many times.

Seeing all these weight loss shots commercials and I can't help but wonder, are we still promoting body positivity and acceptance or did we throw that out the window as soon as the new it girl showed up with an easier, softer way?

Please pray for the youth. They out here complaining about it being hot while wearing a black hoodie with the hoodie up.

This story going be good