They fuckass thumb in the vest.

A reminder from Rep. Kenyatta the person PA could've had representing them in the Senate.

I kind of hate when big concert tickets go on sale, because there is this never ending loop of everyone being in everyone else’s pockets. I make my choices, but it’s not for me to say what the next person should or shouldn’t spend on.

We must always give Bound her things.

People say anything for the internet.

Dwayne, pls.

Correct. And what’s with that shithead, thumbs-in-the-vest thing they do? Do they know they look like asshats?

Nobody knows these PPL?!?! Now is the time since they don't have on masks. These PPL belong to somebody's community, and we need y'all FRONT AND CENTER!

“I’d take it down babe, but those are load bearing nudes.”

“Y’all let unqualified white men wreck this country b/c of anti-blackness, racism and misogyny!”

I think I missed birthday wishes this weekend. 🥺

There are alternatives available. Por ejemplo: 1. Stop. 2. Drop. 3. Shut em down, open up shop. (Number 3 sounds like two separate steps but they work in tandem.)

Honestly, I do believe it’s related to how mistakes were treated when we were growing up.

Keys for a successful morning: 1. Get crunk with it. 2. Get loose with it. 3. Like Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it.

Me, whenever I’m at the breakfast function and see a spinach danish.

Refinement and taste.

The peace of mind brought forth from not chiming in on subjects I’m not familiar with

An embarrassment.

The water took a little longer to heat up and I definitely said “standby sukka,” in my brain. 🤭🤭🤭

I want y’all to remember that this government is DEI-less. It’s all white men.

I made spaghetti and meatballs for dinner yesterday and lemme tell you something brother…

This woman is hilarious.

My god today.

Help.

They’re gonna confiscate that brick before you even get to triage at University, btw.

We’re entirely too old for this. 🤣🤣🤣

Your ancestors told you to get out if New Orleans before nightfall and also to come back and fight? That’s hilarious.

If he lays in wait to start krumping at the next second line, go live.

Y’all being insubordinate and churlish?

“Standby sukka.”

I feel like renaming it Department of War was a tell that they would actually start a, ya know, war.

Upset alert !! Check ya bracket !!

Lol

Been saying this for years, but all of us need to be orgasming on the regular. Solo or team. Doesn’t matter. Just lots of consensual pleasure making. Physically. Spiritually. Emotionally. It is deeply important for the good of us all to take up space through pleasurable energy exchange. Seriously.

Highly recommend masking while you travel. I was the only person in a mask on 2 of my 3 flights today. So many people doing WET, PRODUCTIVE coughing at the airport. I’m convinced some ppl come to the airport just to cough.

This week, on “Gang.”

So…if you want to traffic someone, what would *you* do to ensure that security isn’t an impediment? Go ahead. Sound it out. We’ll wait.

Holy shit.

So…the kidnappers are now in charge of airport security. Do I have that right?

ICE agent vs an irritated family of 5 trying to get to Disney for Spring Break oh what’s the worst that could happen 🥰

TRACKS!

I honestly enjoy that no matter what she does, she’s still the Meg Griffin of Big Drawls’ camp.

My Milkmen? Dead.

I-

Hang around if you not scared of becoming a symbiote.

*fa

A New Orleans man saying “you da me” is a terrorist threat.

White leftists who support Platner really think they’re being edgy and radical when they say it with their chest, despite it being literally the oldest, whitest, most boring play in the book. But it’s their classic so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Happy birthday @roccslaststand.blacksky.app! 🎊🎁🍾