I was introduced to the Superman & Lois show. Those Kent boys? The WOAT!

Nothing prepares you for someone tossing this into what was previously a light-hearted conversation. Nothing.

Today was a good day. This was a good weekend. 🥰

I just experienced a Hot Coco Bomb for the first time…Marshmallows inside, Candy Cane spoon! Fa, la la la Laaaa!

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Yall got all the pieces and parts out tonight.

Oh my god.

Please send help.

That’s really all I use. I don’t usually have much use for the flavored creamers.

Mine is all of them except the space one with Jaden. Yes. Even Wild, Wild West. I’m part of the problem. It’s fine.

Bitch, we about to be at war with Greenland.

Because she ain’t shit.

This week, on “Gang.”

Soft lighting being very kind.

Usha Vance is as vile as her husband. Please , don’t feel sorry for that heifer.

Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan have terrible voices? I know you niggas’ ancestors are somewhere throwing up.

Anyway let me stop playing on this phone and get back to my weekend.

Baby it’s other men outside. Get taken out on a date date.

Exactly that.

As soon as a man does some goofy disruptive shit and starts asking you things like “why do you put up with me,” pack your pussy up and go home.

There are girls who stay in the trenches and fight for love despite their man’s best efforts to upend it. I am not one of those women. I am coming up off that nigga and letting whatever grabbed his attention have him.

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to the wonderful @haking.blacksky.app!!!! I do not know if I would have made it though this year without this lady. She’s the best!

This is absolutely FRYING ME 😭😭😭😭

Ross Douthat was the EIC of this publication when we were in college. “variations of a racial slur used casually in a group chat of members; an unpublished issue featuring a call for mass executions; and draft versions…that included two images of swastikas and a Nazi slogan in the subtitle.“

All I lost for Christmas is my two back teeth head ass.

Has he fought more than two active boxers? (I do not count MMA fighters who decided to also do some boxing.)

Ole Miss got to the end zone in the first 59 seconds.

My son to me when he was nine:

My favorite phone is still my BlackBerry Pearl.

Jesus…

By far. I can’t even imagine what its competition might be.

Pennywise pulled up to the fune. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

First official day of my break. I am a free, strong, Black Pokemon who don’t need no trainer until January 5.

Put him in with everybody still locked up from the Crime Bill, baby. IDNGAF!

Cheers! It's time for Christmas Classics Week! youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk?...

Did not know that Bari Weiss was a purse toucher but ON BRAND for White Gays.

Right!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I will literally investigate to figure out a name if I feel I should know it already.

Back in my day they called this a cultural reset.

To be fair, Gavin gets dragged for the bullshit he does that erases all of his good deeds like this.

Ole Jake this morning.

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

man, this one had me on like 6 different online news outlets for WEEKS. and she deleted her account 😭

My gracious.

Anthony Edwards is a bad man.

The way I just SCREAMED!

BABY DON’T TRY MY PATIENCE!

Listen. I don’t like Bama either. The favor ain’t fair. I get it. But they gonna give you a lil show and get the people going.