LMMMMAAOOO HELLO!

This salad came with a lot of croutons. Know me.

I do. I've thought about it but I feel like the friendship may not have been meant to be permanent.

I will never hear the name Markwayne Mullin without thinking of this kimmyschmidt.fandom.com/wiki/Reveren...

Bim bop boom boom boom bop bam

Uhhh…rolling back quality control regulations is bay-ud, mmmkayyyy? people.com/trader-joe-f...

Raising parents is

Basically everybody is cooked because the clown 🤡 played the wrong hand 🖐️ Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh77oenH/

Black Women in History

Black Women in History

I have a keloid on my shoulder because I ran into a rusty nail when I had it. Got infected and everything 😩

after you establish a paper trail of trying to do the right thing, as a woman, you have to be prepared to do the other thing. i'm going to tell you what my great grandmothers told us: the law is not coming. you can dig a ditch or be buried in one.

Meg with all that jiggle and wiggle

THOSE NEW BARBIE MEMES ARE A.I THOSE NEW BARBIE MEMES ARE A.I THOSE NEW BARBIE MEMES ARE A.I

NEW FEAR UNLOCKED because WTF 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

Anyways… you’re welcome 😘 #MegSexual

I be on the game

Looking at the taxes on my bonus

One of my neighbors is terrified of my dog and my dog is even more scared of her 😭

Like

Good. Now require this for all streaming platforms for a start

throw in some cross colours for a lil razzle dazzle.

Just got out of a long ass meeting. Had to put on a real shirt smh

Please, y'all, wtf??? I have NO MONEY. This was supposed to be FOR THE MONTH!!!!! #EMERGENCY #CROWDFUNDING cash.app/$bellad0nna

Karl Kani and Girbauds >>>>

A proton, neutron and electron walk into a bar.. The bartender looks at the neutron and says “for you, no charge”

Sorry, but women will always be more fun and silly than men. It's called shenanigans, not henanigans.

Cardi B brought out Megan Thee Stallion to perform “WAP” at her ‘Little Miss Drama’ tour in Houston.

A new Cardi x Meg collab would heal me honestly. 🥰😍

you gon hydroplane if you spill anything

Good morning!! 😊

Janet Jackson released "Alright" as the fourth single from 'Rhythm Nation 1814' 36 years ago on March 4, 1990 album.ink/JJacksonRN1814

This how Terrence Howard was looking at niggas right before he started some mess in The Best Man.

Condoms are HSA eligible if you have one

Condoms and all contraception should be free, so idk why affordability is becoming the conversation.

And some fiber!!! Everybody eat an apple right now!

Loooooove it

Personal space is really so important

Beautiful. Useless. But beautiful.

The soup spoon bone is connected to the... knife bone. The knife bone is connected to the... salad fork bone. The salad fork bone is connected to the...

I love everything about that scene. Lafayette was my FAVE. Jason being messy at the end 🤌🏽

Lafayette the motherfucking legend you were, are, and ever will be youtu.be/5Ff_6VsRuas?... #TrueBlood

It’s crazy that in 2026 this won’t be discussed but we got Howard Dean out the paint for making one strange enthusiastic noise. Lmaooooo

Art!!!