Let's get bloooowed

Oooh wee

Saturday

He got 2 times for me to have to explain something to him like he's 5 and issa wrap.

Because after he puts me to sleep, he can do whatever he wants.

Could tap, act, sing and dance lordt. Loved this man my ENTIRE life. 🥰🥰

Augh. I'll never forgive them for taking Party City away from us. Where else can I get Dinosaur balloons?!

Charles

Mikey

Crockskin Buttercream Buttercream Crockskin

Yes! Keeps the skin tight!

Eat. Drink. Its whatever. Red, yellow. Lets see there's roasted beets, pickled beets, you can bake them broil them, sautée them, there's beet root, beet juice, beet stew, beet salad...

Let me throw a couch at him...

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Digital memory cards for cameras go back to the late 80s. That is one company with picture, age, name, school and home info of millions of children. Over the last almost 5 decades alone.

Bring'em out.

I need these for my desk at work

🥰

SANDWICH

Old people's houses be so HOT lordt. 74 degrees?! WHYYYY That is an entire 8 degrees warmer than I sleep at home.

Man I tell you, when you eat clean or even cleanER than what you have been, take-out just dont hit the same.

😂😂 Please don't lose a fight in front of me.

5 Liver Sardines Black Licorice Snails Olives *shudders*

2 broken ribs. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Thanks for the prayers, he'll prolly go home tomorrow. ❤️

Potatoes originated in south america... Sooo..

Just READING through this my god. The fact they say he used a 20-gauge Remington and they found a shotgun shell that has to manually be ejected... I just..

Lordt my dad done fell and he's in the ER making bible jokes. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Send one up for Pops if yall dont mind. ❤️

I just got one left and they can watch from the sidelines where they belong. I hope Im their favorite reality show fr.

Redman Reggie Noble Funk Dr. Spock

Man the last time I ordered pizza it took an hour and a half.

Yea this guy' passing the physical for sure.

The polls can't be bad if they never happen.

🥺🥺 aw man

Until they're crispy like chicharrón.

Young Rick Mahorn in these basketball streets lol #BadBoys

Hump day - Fun Day! Tell me what candy you miss from the 80s. Cuz let me find a pack of Alexander the Grapes. They're getting HOUSED.

Every nigga ain't meant to be wifed up fr. Some are just for play play and should be treated as such.

😂😂 see...

Black folks get reaaaal republican when it comes to money 😂😂 lordt. Jesus Montavious Christ.

Yuuup gonna scroll past THAT convo. Goood morning. ☺️

Singles UP!

Ew

**NEW ALBUM** Zo! & Tall Black Guy - Expansions Is HERE!! Available on all DSPs!! RUNNIT!!

😂😂 that commercial was... a lot.

😂😂😂

Omg! I can smell my coffee today!!

I miss radio shack so badt.

From Boys to Men 🥹 💪🏽❤️

Auughhnoooo.