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Yall are discussing buttholes... Ima go watch Transformers and forget I know how to read.

I was taught to wash and moisturize everything from your forehead to the bottoms of your feet. Top to bottom, back and front and alllll the nooks and crannies in between. Skipping body parts seems like a lot of work, cuz how do you choose? What is the skipping criteria?! ...Dont answer that.

Elizabeth Taylor

Can holy sky take his phone?! He been on one all day.

Free game.

Don't have to ask for what's automatically offered 🤷🏾‍♀️

I need some new lingerie and lounge clothes. I hadnt realized the only set I still have, got me looking like Ms. Pearly. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

My pink tools and drill are Craftsman. Tuh.

The 4th. The hat w th w Chanel pin 🔥

Correct

Dating men with no kids is top fucking TIER. 10/10 would recommend. Told this man about an art exhibit I want to see, 10 mins later tickets and a dinner reservation was in my email. No, "I got my kids that day." No games to be at. I may never go back.

Lies. Their goal is to make all sports and most forms of art and entertainment exclusive to the wealthy.

A friend and I were talking about being able to tell how far away the gunshots were to let you know if you needed to run in the house or not.

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

That seems.. illegal.

Ok Morning Glory Milking Farm on deck 😂😂 @seauxcocoa.bsky.social @nyx-19.bsky.social @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social

Hennywise is insane 😭😭

Screams into the void..

To the Browns?!?!?!?!?! The BROWNS.

Aw start with a Vernors.

I got an alternate work schedule so starting next month, every other week, I get a day off.

B is definitely there resting 🫣🤭

Im not even trying til tomorrow lol.

Its Sunday morning. I am certain none of these words are in the Bible..

I follow this doctor on TikTok.. He posts about new doctors every year and gets the ugliest comments.. But he is unbothered as he should be because it’s very cool what he does…

There's a Leonardo da Vinci exhibit at the Henry Ford museum that I must go see.

Vegas, Belize, Memphis and Ireland for the jazz fest 🤞🏽hopefully.

White patriotism is never far from the control of Black art.

TOP FLIGHT SECURITY!

Yup. Turkey necks or beef neck bones, black eyed peas and collards and cornbread.

Ok, nap, then gym 🏋️‍♀️

EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME Someone in college called me a bad (Tamma) Jamma. And it just stuck lol. Now most folks calls me Jamma, even my family 😂

Babies, I just want yall to show up for yourselves in 2026, the way you've shown up for everyone else all the other years. Go do the thing, even if you have to do it alone. Your tribe will find you. Make some quiet time in your day, everyday. Even if it's just 10 or 15 minutes to start. Rest.

Ah my former life.

Having black coffee and toast like a real O.G.

Netflix: would you like to watch Stranger Things from the absolute beginning for the 150th time? Yes..yes I would.

Making my babies at the bar next door some red velvet cheesecake cupcakes. 🥰🥰

2026 definitely the year of matching energy. Choose your adventure fr.

"How will you enter 2026?" Me:

Ugh I hate J,J, Deuce but I can play ether way. *My* house rule is J,J, Ace

So from the 1970s, under agreement of American security, oil was globally traded in U.S. dollars. Our currency that was previously tied to gold, completely severed by Nixon in 1971, was now tied to oil. Venezuela and Nigeria have started accepting ANY currencies for oil...

1792. Sweet Wheat.

This is so fcking dope omg.