Gear heads: why do these dildos have 3-pin XLR inputs, and do u think they support phantom power?

I need $100 million revenue, multiple goty awards, a Netflix show, and a themed ride at Universal Studios.

Did an interview about Slug World, GDC, and the stupid 'B2B festival' rebrand... did i snap?

when you realize gamers are mad about women being "not hot" in games is about control and not horniness, their intentions become clearer, their worldview darker. patriarchy must be violently enforced. it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.

this game looks fun and cool and pretty and you should check it out (also girlsoft did some art for it)

guys i think 2025 is gonna be my year

The additional context is that Valve is still killing a beloved games studio, still tried to weasel out of making a press statement, still didn't allow a second review, and still did not communicate with the developer beyond vague references to their terms. www.eurogamer.net/valve-respon...

Brush Burial: Gutter World is OUT NOW. it's a lite immersive sim with tightly interconnected levels, a melee combat system based on positioning and counterattacks, and almost a hundred cosmetics to unlock. you can get it on Steam, and play the demo there as well.

*so horny I’m about to pass out voice* what about Fpreg

People dont hate Unity's example character motor enough tbh

DOG WITCH is finally out! We are so grateful for beta testers, everyone who shared their time, and all of you who cheered us on! We love you, so join us on Discord to get your free DOG WITCH soundtrack (when it'll be out!) store.steampowered.com/news/app/354...

... and that's a wrap! Dog Witch ships tomorrow morning 💗

I am learning recently that being imprisoned or indicted for ur political action makes u like 50x cooler and sexier to me like im sorry its just brain chemicals

Dog Witch comes out a week from today! I did a lot of contract work on this game, which has been in development for over 5 years. With the recent ascent of slop gambling-addiction roguelikes, I am hoping and praying that this market still wants a lovingly-crafted deckbuilder with a 0% slop factor.

One Battle After Another flopping at the box office while also being the best and most timely movie of the year seems like a bad sign idk

always wanted to be featured in the @wf-games.itch.io newsletter but its a real honor to be pick of the fortnight... ;; <3

Flying through the open world in Automaton Heart music by @stillcrisp.bsky.social Character model by @brycebucher.bsky.social

Hot gamedev take, but I hate maps filled w markers and bullshit that ruins all the discovery. It puts the player on autopilot. Let me mark important stuff myself!!

Every RPG should let you write notes directly on the map

everybody discoursing about indie games press and concern-trolling chuds on game forums but no one is talking about how the crunch is coming and we're all going to be compressed into a single point in just 30 more minutes

Dont buy apple products, dont use the app store. They are directly aiding ICE by blocking the release of apps that track ICE activity. Leaked emails show that they are doing this intentionally, taking policies designed to protect minorities and (mis)using them to create special protections for ICE

every social network is now "minion or da bob for today" but for transmisogyny

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

Current lost media hyperfixation: In My Gash (1999, mac) by Linda Dement

humiliated to have to ask, but bills and rent have left my wife and i completely wiped out financially. any kind of help would be deeply appreciated, as we still need to get groceries for the week. thank you ko-fi.com/cathroon

Working on the inventory gui

Implemented shopkeepers in my CRPG today... Im keeping each shopkeeper's inventory small and deliberate, since there will be lots of vendors to discover. (the pixel item-icons are placeholder)

I am just today learning abt the Taiwan-only Megaman Legends educational game..

Who is Johnny Sixgun? Is now free and available to everyone! "You are Johnny Sixgun. You have been having the same dream every night, and it warns you of something terrible. It's time to figure your shit out." siobhan-dent.itch.io/who-is-johnn...

The preponderance of videogame remakes in recent years is built on the mutually contradictory assumptions "videogames used to be better" and "old videogames are unplayable"

Explained Steam to some bankers and they were like "THEY TAKE 30 PERCENT?!?!??!?!?!?😳"

#1 industrial architecture appreciator😎🥂

Turn based combat in FERAL BLOOD DOLL is completely seamless. Enemies walk around and can even act autonomously outside battle.

💡🚪new game: baetyl a lateral thinking puzzle maze, with a mysterious story... 🧀made for BRIEFS 2025 - CHEESE be sure to check out the other games as well! ❤️

Working on the 3d auto-map... We're generating the map meshes from the scenes' gridgraph data, with markers for things like doors being placed automatically.

as you know im working on feral blood doll, the devilish rpg for hot women. and now you can wishlist it on steam. steam, the ancient abyss where old desires squirm around like pale flames, half transparent against the black of dreams. cast your wish for "feral blood doll" upon steam

Finally a good fucking videogame

whoa damn this game looks cool as shit i bet some really hot and talented girls are workin on it, maybe u should wishlist it......

My next rpg is FERAL BLOOD DOLL. Play as a dual-personality sexworker fighting cops and feds in an underground city beneath the present-day US.

I am so tired of carrying these fuckers... Yes, I am still gonna run Slug World for free outside the conf, but only because the queers deserve better.

Conservatives in 2025 be talking about hitler like "wow cant believe how inhumanly hateful people are being toward this autistic vegetarian smol bean literal teeny tiny baby who just wanted to paint and promote open discussions"

i am once again reminding u that i am a versatile, talented multidisciplenarian in unity and extremely available to be hired

Context for ppl who dont read VNs, JAST isn't some small vendor or artist. They are (afaik) the single biggest storefront for Japanese VNs released in english. The games they bring over have some of the highest production value in the entire VN space.

The girlies are doing Coke + Ketamine lines and calling them "Charlie Kirks"

The angry videogame nerd was so valid when he said this

2 beautiful transsexuals eating a happy meal

_ΩMEGA_POINT (by @cathroon.itch.io) This game was absolutely splendid, so I wrote a bunch of words for it. It's a mech exploration game where you listen into nearby radio stations. 🧵

Ive been looking forward to this game for a long time. Pls check it out it's rly special

Kingdom Hearts 😍

Potential Computer Game~