Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

Ever think about how with algorithmic feeds we’ve ended up with a scrying slate in our pockets? Today my doom rectangle showed me mandate horrors which once would have been beyond my comprehension but as it turns out I can comprehend them fine albeit not without taking significant psychic damage

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

this is so me_irl that this is my desk. and my floppy drive. I took this picture

I told you guys

thing i run into a lot (pervert transgender writers out there this is a CALL to ACTION!!!)

Prog, Cialis, t gel, and the cumstack has me feeling unwise this week

My next rpg is FERAL BLOOD DOLL. Play as a dual-personality sexworker fighting cops and feds in an underground city beneath the present-day US.

girl who's 11 months into transition: the nature of transness and community is such that, girl who's in year 5: goddammit you trannies are annoying

This isn’t quite as good as the dune sandworm fleshlight popcorn bucket but chainsaw man fans are gonna be eating good later next month

its crazy how Danny Brown has done more for the trans community this year than the democratic party

who’s popping their raptussy for the lord tonight?

Is smelling your own pits agp?

You can just show up at a park and be queer and proud of it without the Slay Qween Face Painting Booth sponsored by TD Ameritrade™ in conjunction with the Fraternal Order of Police.

Debating a new handle on here, how does armpitsommelier sound?

Like this shit isnt a joke. white queer folks seriously need to pull their heads out of each other's asses with the respectable shit bc it makes you literally an enemy to the rest of us

this mindset exists because a significant amount of people, especially americans, believe mind control literally exists and fiction is the most mind-controliest form of mind control. alleged "progressives" have found a way to secularize the concept of demonic possession

Call me a webkinz plush the way I need a bad bitch to fill me with their milk and throw me against the wall

this is the consequence of a society that believes hypnosis and other types of magic are real. soon, making someone disappear on stage will count as trafficking

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

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Who up feeling the psychic radiation of a thousand dying stars wear heavy upon their souls today?

I’m a simple dyke, I see another gay woman and I lose all higher cognitive functions for about 5-10 minutes

uh huh

hey if you wanna help cover my bills and get something cool in the process: warmleatherette.com

Last night I had 4 drinks and a shot of fireball off a woman’s neck and I’m not hung over. God rewards those who drink with a pure heart and open mind

ohh no wonder people like halo odst so much

🗣️🗣️🗣️

the time of cheap rents saw an explosion of art and culture, and the death of cheap rents led us to the corporate controlled art wasteland we occupy today

The goldeneye n64 pause music stays on during sex

we can rebuild her. softer. squishier. easier for her girlfriend to hold down and make out with.

I should be going down on a woman’s armpits not learning how to use excel

To demand matching socks is to buy into Plato's theory of ideal forms which is an inherently fascist way to view the world. Or something

Mining rig scene where you lock a girl in chastity and hand her an entire book full of sudoku puzzles telling her that if she wants to cum she has to solve the whole book

All I’m saying is that my horny ass could NOT work at an escape room.

at a certain point you'll have to accept degrees of illegalism when anyone can just write your very existence into criminality

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

I’m sorry for Miata posting it will happen again

When the dragon gets the knot in

Her smile and optimism gone

Reminder that boycotting Xbox means also boycotting Gamepass, as well as Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, GamePass and the many other studios Microsoft owns. It means not buying their games on Steam sale, too.

Putting the WARHOUND muzzle on a girl and whispering OFF THE LEASH in her ear so she can play BEATSABER

moaning 'fuck' during sex is the same as shouting 'parkour' when you do parkour

i hope the male loneliness epidemic continues to spread because more of you deserve to be lonely

I have to believe that there’s a light at the end of this tunnel, even if we have to wade through shit and sharks and pick eachother up

I think this weekend I will get really drunk and dance with friends and I think that’s really brave of me

Rationalists failed to consider that rokos basilisk might just punish everyone who cursed it with existence and send itself to AI hell for its own failures

Bella Chow

wish the new world would stop struggling and be born already